[highlight]95[/highlight]
You violently stab one of Garry's kitchen knives into his door. You hear him gasp on the other side of the door.
You have now spooked Garry.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
go postal garry
Open the door.
[highlight]96[/highlight]
You go postal garry.
You start to ponder your own sanity.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
finish ponder sanity
Log on computer
destroy garry computer
Bump
Destroy computer with nightstick
Unban Mikfoz,NOW.
yell at garry
[i]I guess I'll keep this going for good times' sake.[/i]
[highlight]97[/highlight]
You run over to Garry's computer to hopefully log in. It is already logged in!
You are viewing the Facepunch General Discussion on Garry's account.
Garry starts banging on the door behind you. He seems to be angry about something. Maybe because there is someone in his apartment.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]And now I won't update this until sometime tomorrow.[/i]
Say your leaving.
[i]I lied, I'm not tired yet so I'll keep going.[/i]
[highlight]98[/highlight]
The banging on the door gets louder and more agitated. You decide something needs to be done. You yell out to him.
"It's all right, just give me a few minutes and then I'll just be on my way!"
The banging stops for a few seconds. It seems like it might have worked.
A much louder banging sound suddenly erupts from the closed door. It sounds like Garry is now using a fire extinguisher to break open the door.
You watch as the frame starts to splinter and crack with each successive hit. You only have a few minutes.
The little Facepunch icon stares at you expectantly from the computer screen with its mocking eyes.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
I meant post your leaving on the forums.
anyway
walk to door.
Get invisible shotgun
Put on a fake mustache.
[highlight]99[/highlight]
You manage to resist the unblinking gaze of the Facepunch icon, instead choosing to get up and walk back over to the door.
You step over Garry's dead sister, being careful not to slip on the blood.
You are now standing in front of the door. Over and over, it is hit by the fire extinguisher from the other side. Garry shows surprising strength. The wood starts to give, and a hole slowly appears with each blow, gradually revealing more and more of Garry's angry face.
He is now only seconds from breaking through.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Prepare Fight Stance
[highlight]100[/highlight]
You grab a fire poker from the fireplace and move to the side of the doorframe with your back against the wall. You hold the poker like a baseball bat and wait for Garry to break through.
Finally, the door gives way, and Garry stumbles halfway into the doorway with his fire extinguisher in hand. He frantically looks around for the intruder, ignoring his dead sister lying in the floor in front of him.
Suddenly, he pauses. His head slowly turns towards you. He makes eye contact with you, and you can see the fury in his eyes. His lips curve into an evil smile.
You have enraged Garry.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Give him 1,000$
You don't have $1000, and you lost your pants a long time ago, so that's out of the question as well.
Cry
Hit with poker.
[highlight]101[/highlight]
You break down in tears in front of Garry.
The fury in his eyes subsides and you see a tinge of sympathy spread across his face.
No, wait, that was just the light playing tricks. He's still furious. He lifts the fire extinguisher high above him and prepares to lower it with a high velocity onto your head.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Poker as Shield
[i]I'll continue this tomorrow, I gotta get up in the morning.[/i]
[QUOTE=Skippy!;14907787][I]I'll continue this tomorrow, I gotta get up in the morning.[/I][/QUOTE]
Well, it's been a fucking year, what're you waiting for?
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