Take off trousers and use then as a makshift parachute.
first logical post in thread FTW
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You move your shoulderblades back and forth to try to flap your wings.
Unfortunately, you do not have any wings. The Redbull did not work.
You notice that a truck full of hay is approaching the spot you normally land. Perhaps the air resistance that your MJ dance created will allow you to fall safely into it?
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]Sorry for late response, sometimes FP just fucks me for no reason.[/i]
Do a barrelroll
While screaming Fuck you world !
Flip!
[highlight]13[/highlight]
You eye the inviting-looking bale of hay in the rapidly approaching truck. You are definitely on a collision course to land straight into the pile of hay. You can't believe your luck, and decide that you should celebrate the moment and make it look more epic from a bystander point of view. You aim towards the truck, only meters away, and DO A BARREL ROLL as you land comfortably into the safety of the haybale.
The force of your collision breaks the truck's rear differential, and it starts to spin out of control.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Kill yourself
Bump
Jump off ze truck!!!! it's gonna crash.
[highlight]14[/highlight]
You suddenly find yourself full of teenage angst. You just want to end it all. You desperately look around for something to slice your wrists with. Finding nothing, you simply jump out the back of the truck onto the highway. You tumble on the rough asphalt for several meters before your head is smashed like a watermelon under the wheel of a passing bus.
Your lifeless body rolls around on the highway getting repeatedly run over by speeding vehicles until you finally come to a stop on the side of the road. You are just another piece of roadkill.
[b]You go back in time to try again[/b]
You are on a fast-moving truck that is spinning out of control.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Die
jump of the truck in a heroic melody then do a parkour roll.
Climb into the Driver's seat and spam the E-Brake.
[QUOTE=t6n15;14833276]Die[/QUOTE]
You already tried that, it didn't end well.
Answers need to be 3 words or less, maggots.
You think of wat Macgyver would do
No you see I would of died not just tried. You have to die, you can't change what I say.
Hijack the truck
[highlight]15[/highlight]
You fight against the truck swerving back and forth and make your way up to the cab. Laying on the roof and holding on with one hand, you reach down to smash open the driver window with your fist. It shatters, and you reach in, pull out the driver by his collar, and toss him onto the road. You feel the back rear wheel of the truck bounce over something. You crawl in through the window of the truck and position yourself in the driver's seat.
You are now in control of an out of control truck.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Masturbate and then commit suicide by jumping down on your face
[QUOTE=Skippy!;14833431][highlight]15[/highlight]
You fight against the truck swerving back and forth and make your way up to the cab. Laying on the roof and holding on with one hand, you reach down to smash open the driver window with your fist. It shatters, and you reach in, pull out the driver by his collar, and toss him onto the road. You feel the back rear wheel of the truck bounce over something. You crawl in through the window of the truck and position yourself in the driver's seat.
You are now in control of an out of control truck.
[b]What do you do?[/b][/QUOTE]
Spam the E-Brake and honk the horn loud and repetadly.
Shit On Seat.
Pull eyes out
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You realize you haven't relieved your bowels in a while. You unzip your pants, pull them down to your knees, and let loose. You feel the warm release under your bare ass as it oozes around your thighs and sinks into the seat.
The cab now smells terrible.
The truck is still out of control.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]I'm still only taking 3 word answers you numbnuts![/i]
Pull eyes out.
[highlight]17[/highlight]
You are tired of seeing your own shit smeared all over the place. You reach up and gouge your eyes out with your thumbs. They now hang loosely an inch under your eyesockets by their nerve cords.
You are now looking directly at your crotch.
You are still in control of an out of control truck.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Crash the truck
Bump
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You stare at your naked crotch and thrust the wheel violently to the left. You feel the truck slam against the center wall, and bounce back into traffic. You nudge what you suspect is a motorcyclist, and hear a screaming body bounce over the roof of the cab. You cross all three lanes of traffic, you hear the rumble strips quickly pass below you, and then you slam against a tree. Six pine cones and one family of squirrels fall on the hood of the truck.
The airbag does not deploy, and you violently smack the bridge of your nose onto the steering wheel.
You are now crashed and in severe pain.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
I kill myself
You already tried that, it didn't end well.
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