Repop the eyes in your sockets and AGAIN SPAM THE E-BRAKE.
Leave the truck
Give up hope
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The blood from your empty eye sockets rushes into your throat, slowly suffocating you.
You thrash about wildly in the cabin, scaring the squirrels off.
The squirrels are now gone, and you are choking on your own blood.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
I throw up
Mastrubate on the dead squirrels
You sink it.
Do a barrelroll
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Your stomach muscles contract and send undigested food up through your esophagus. You watch as your own vomit pours into your naked crotch, covering yourself in warm, stinky taco ingredients.
You are no longer choking.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Run
Love mudikips
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You reach blindly for the door handle and, upon finding it, you thrust the door open and climb out. Your pants fall to your ankles while the blood, shit, and vomit slowly drips down your legs. You begin to run blindly as well as you can with your pants around your ankles.
You are running North, parallel to the highway.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Masturbate
time travel randomly
Find a Stimpak.
[highlight]22[/highlight]
As you run, you reach down and start lightly stroking your member. The blood, feces, and vomit mixture provides surprisingly good lubrication.
Unfortunately, you have already masturbated recently and you are unsuccessful in your attempt to do it again.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Choke on dick
You can't find a dick to choke on.
Why not find a Stimpak?
Because he posted "masturbate" before you.
Hump the road
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You run over to the highway and lie down on your stomach.
You move your hips up and down, humping it slowly.
Passing motorists stare at you.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]t6 your contributions suck.[/i]
I know
Do a barrelroll
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You roll over off the road.
You are now lying in the grass on the side of the highway. Passing motorists continue to stare.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]t6 gets no more contributions because he is terrible at this.[/i]
pee on cars
Duck you.
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