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You stand up and stare back at the passing motorists. You decide that, since you've already defecated, you might as well take a piss as well. You don't even need to pull your pants down, as they are already around your ankles.
You step up to the side of the road and begin to piss all over the passing cars. The piss splatters back onto you.
You are now covered in semen, blood, shit, vomit, piss, and hay. You are now standing by the road, and your bladder is now empty.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Pretend to hitchhike, and when somebody comes to pick you up, hijack their car and leave them behind.
3 words :colbert:
Run with highway
Hitchhike To Galaxy
The highway is unable to run.
EDIT:
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You reach into your pocket and pull out a small device. You place it over your thumb and reach up to the skies to try to catch a lift from a passing spaceship.
You are lucky. A passing Vogon constructor fleet is flying overhead on their way to destroy Earth to make way for a hypergalactic bypass. The Dentrassis on board pick you up.
You are now in the dark galley room of a Vogon constructor ship.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
stand behind cars
Run to city
Bump
dance the flamingo
Kick a car
[i]For those who didn't catch my edit[/i]
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You reach into your pocket and pull out a small device. You place it over your thumb and reach up to the skies to try to catch a lift from a passing spaceship.
You are lucky. A passing Vogon constructor fleet is flying overhead on their way to destroy Earth to make way for a hypergalactic bypass. The Dentrassis on board pick you up.
You are now in the dark galley room of a Vogon constructor ship.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
You read a fucking book
Attack the vogons
Listen to poem
[i]I suppose you mean attack[/i]
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You stand up and prepare for combat with the Vogons.
Unfortunately, it is extremely dark, and you can't find any to fight.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Run forward
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;14834294]Listen to poem[/QUOTE]
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You charge forward as quickly as you can, and slam directly into a wall. Fortunately, there seemed to be same kind of control panel on it, because the lights flipped on.
The room is a mess. There is dirty laundry scattered about, and a single mattress in the corner.
Lucky for you, the mattress is already dead.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
fuck the mattress
Sing "Chocolate Rain".
Turn off the lights
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You stick your dick into a fold in the mattress, and pray to God it won't attack you.
It does not, because it has already been killed.
You fail to finish, for you have already released your load recently.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Hitchhike another ship
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You place the device back onto your thumb and stick it into the air.
You are now in the bathroom of a Boeing 747 on its way to Los Angeles from Australia.
An fairly large woman is on the toilet. She begins to scream rather loudly.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Hijak The Plane
Go into the toilet and rape her
put some toilet paper and put it in het mouth and say:
sssshh ninja are here :ninja:
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You ignore the woman, choosing instead to open the door and make your way up the isle to the cockpit. Passengers stare at your half-naked, juice-covered body. You make it to the cockpit door, open it, and walk inside. The pilots do not notice you. You slam their heads together, knocking them both unconcious. You drag their limp bodies out into the isle, walk back into the cockpit, and lock the door behind you.
You are now in control of a Boeing 747.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
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