I crash it against the ground while screaming "DEMOMAN IS UNDERPOWERED!!!!!"
What do people not understand about 3 words or less?
Crash land it
[QUOTE=Skippy!;14834943]What do people not understand about 3 words or less?[/QUOTE]
Oh, just read the OP. Sorry.
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You tilt the nose forward and make your way towards the ocean. You see a small island ahead, and aim for it. As you approach the water, you gently throttle down the engine and lower your landing flaps. You ignore the screams coming from the cabin behind you.
The plane hits the water.
This happens.
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The force of the collision with the water throws you through the front windshield of the plane. You skip along the surface of the ocean before finally coming to a stop in front of the massive wreckage behind you.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]Let me catch up. He's blind, covered in piss,shit,vomit,blood and semen severely injured already and now in the middle of the ocean?[/i]
Ride a dolphin.
[i]Correct.[/i]
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You can't believe you're alive. A dolphin swims nearby. It looks at you with an adorable smile on its face. As it swims by, you grab it's dorsal fin and straddle its back.
You are now in control of a dolphin.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Ride onto beach!
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You guide your dolphin towards the island.
It picks up speed and launches itself onto the sandy beach.
You are now on the island.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]Did I kill the dolphin too? :\[/i]
Find some scrans!
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You step over the twitching dolphin to go search for some food.
You come out of the jungle with a surprisingly large wedding cake.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[i]I'm gonna take a shower and grab some 'scran.' I'll be back to continue later, I promise.[/i]:biggrin:
[i]Meh I'm gon go too, need piss and also food and televisions.[/i]
Cake at birds.
Soon he see a big structure in the ocean. Inside there is written "Welcome to Rapture"
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You mercilessly chuck pieces of cake at some birds sitting nearby.
They eat the cake.
You now only have 96.3% of your cake left.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Eat the rest
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You accidentally the whole cake.
You feel like your stomach is about to explode.
Your stomach explodes. Pieces of your gut go flying in every direction. You scare off some birds.
The top half of your body is floating in the ocean while your legs remain standing on the beach.
You are dead.
[b]You go back in time to try again.[/b]
You are standing on the beach with most of a surprisingly large wedding cake.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Run east
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You run East and trip over a dead dolphin.
You are now lying in the sand next to a dead dolphin. The cake is splattered all over the beach. The birds gather around you.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Stand up
Rape the dolphin
Do Thriller dance.
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You stand up and brush yourself off.
It is important to note that at this point the ocean has washed off almost all of the nastiness that was previously stuck on you. You look down at yourself and realize that you must have lost your pants somewhere out there as well.
You are naked on the beach.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
[QUOTE=fille87;14836375]Fap[/QUOTE]
That ability needs time to recharge!
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You look out at the ocean before you.
You are overcome with the urge to scream "THIS IS..."
You do not finish your sentence as you notice a Vogon ship flying overhead.
The Vogons are getting ready to destroy the Earth.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
You dig a hole in the sand with your long hard pole, you then show it off to the next female bypasser, who will then be so surpriced that the Vogons call of the plans to destroy earth.
Sorry, it seems I did your job.
Give them porn
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You decide that you should give the Vogons some porn.
Unfortunately, you do not have any porn nearby. You will have to make your own.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
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