recruit the next femaly bypasser to save earth by making porn with you
What camera?
See my edit
Get your towel.
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You hope the Vogons are watching, because you're about to perform some hot live action for them.
You use the dolphin's dead body and make some porn to hopefully distract the Vogons.
Albeit enjoyable, it's not very effective.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Don't panic.
panic
Drink a fuzzy-buster-thingy-whatever-the-heck-it's-called.
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You resist panicking.
It's super effective, but only momentarily.
You hear the Vogon fleet charging it's lazors.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
panic
NO IM NOT FUCKING POSTING A DUPLICATE VBULLETIN
Beam me up,
Scotty.
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You panic.
The Vogons turn on their PA system and announce that the citizens of Earth have about one minute to pack their things and leave.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
pack your things and leave
Argue.
Shoop da woop
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You yell and argue at the fleet of ships.
The PA system flips back on and replies to your desperate cries.
"There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department on Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now."
[b]What do you do?[/b]
act surprised.
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You act surprised.
The Earth has about 30 seconds left.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Sell you soul to the devil to gtfo
throw a rock ( a LARGE rock)
Eat my shit
Eat my fuc
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You throw a rather large rock at the Vogon ship above you.
Surprisingly, it hits the ship directly in the laz0r hole. The ship rocks back and forth, making ghastly sounds, and then explodes. Pieces of the ship fall from the sky, littering the ocean with debris.
The destruction of Earth has been delayed.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Thank Jesus, and become religious
Rage at earth
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Despite your recent victory for mankind, you are overcome with rage.
You :argh: at the Earth.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Blow up earth
eat a taco
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