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[i]I'll just ignore those extra words there.[/i] [highlight]69[/highlight] You call for help. Nobody can hear you, you're in the middle of the fucking ocean. [b]What do you do?[/b]

Smoke a joint

Smoke a Joint

[highlight]70[/highlight] You pull a few of the leaves off of your home-made pants and roll them up into a joint. You realize you have nothing to light them with, and they are wet. You breathe in through the soaked, unlit leaves. It isn't very effective. [b]What do you do?[/b]

make another raft

[highlight]71[/highlight] You rip the banner off the wall and artfully make it into another raft. You push it out to sea and set off into the ocean once again. You are now drifting on the calm ocean. [b]What do you do?[/b]

Swim to London.

look for food.

Eat a bagel

Fap & robot.

[highlight]72[/highlight] You feel like you should swim to London. Unfortunately, you're currently in the Pacific Ocean. You'll have to swim pretty far, it's gonna take a while. You begin to swim East. [b]Two Hours Later[/b] You made it! You're standing next to Parliament now. The swim made you a bit tired, and hungry. And you're still wearing your palm-leaf pants. [b]What do you do?[/b]

Eat a bagel.

You :fappery:

[highlight]73[/highlight] You find a half-eaten bagel in a nearby garbage can. You munch on it for a while. It relieves your hunger. The leaves on your pants begin to dry and shrink, slowly uncovering your private areas. [b]What do you do?[/b]

[QUOTE=bostonriot;14841845]You :fappery:[/QUOTE]

[highlight]74[/highlight] You sit down on a bench and quietly fap to yourself. A copper approaches. He hasn't noticed you yet. [b]What do you do?[/b]

You find a firework on the ground and shoot it at the helicopter

Fuck him up [B]Edit:[/B] Three words only @ the person above me.

[highlight]75[/highlight] You remember that British cops don't carry guns. You stand up, walk up to him, and punch him directly in the face. He stumbles and falls, so you pounce on top of him, steal his nightstick, and proceed to bash his face repeatedly with it. You fucked him up. An angry crowd gathers. [b]What do you do?[/b]

Fap & robot.

fuck a fleshlight

Do Kung Fu

Swing the nightstick.

[highlight]76[/highlight] You consider fapping, but you don't think the angry mob around you would take too kindly to that. You decide to use a technique that will hopefully scare them away. You act like a robot. :megaman: It's not very effective. The crowd gathers closer. Some are holding pitchforks. [b]What do you do?[/b]

run like hell

Use Master Spark

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aOccbfAqE[/media] [highlight]77[/highlight] You make a run for it. You burst through a small gap in the crowd, and start running aimlessly. You have no idea where you are going. [b]What do you do?[/b]

Run big ben

Find A GPS