Going to Vegas in August. What should I do/see/avoid?

[KlaseR]

Wake up with a tooth missing and a tiger in your bathroom.

[Evilan]

[QUOTE=KlaseR;29882253]Wake up with a tooth missing and a tiger in your bathroom.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget marrying an already wedded stripper and locking your friend on the roof.

[Pictrkol3]

I live in vegas too, what do you want to know?

[ZombieDawgs]

Everything.

For all questions

[TheCumScoundrel]

Avoid Powder Gangers

[paramud]

Spike your drinks with ruffies, steal Mike Tyson's tiger.

[Soviet_Banter]

Good luck getting into Pawn Stars. When I went to Vegas last spring-break there was a line nearly a mile long...

[Killuah]

Get a camera and make pictures of all the crazy people.

[Bigby Wolf]

[QUOTE=seano12;29881761]Make sure to take those little flyer things mexicans hand out for hookers, have a collection of them

[editline]16th May 2011[/editline]

There's a place out there where you can rent an mp5 to shoot.

Circus Circus sucks, don't go there.[/QUOTE]

I got a hooker card that says the girl is free once when my grandpa and I had a contest to see who could get more

[Nazereth666]

I lived in Vegas for 9 years, my tip. Always carry a pocket knife, don't enter a casino unless you intend to lose all your money, and avoid licking the sidewalk while in a bad acid trip.

Seriously though, Vegas isn't in it's prime like it was when I lived there. There is still a lot of things to see, your best bet is to walk through the strip and check out the sights. One of my favorite places to go is Freemont Street, it's the old strip with all the same casinos and a roof over top. But not just any roof a roof with thousands if not millions of lights that perform a light show.

Check it out on youtube, on top of that their are 3 stages where bands perform and the cool thing is... THEY ARE FREE. Got to see Eddie Money there once.

[Restrooms]

You need to ride the rollercoaster on top of the stratosphere (if it's still there, it was a long time ago for me). I guarantee you will soil yourself.

[Dutchlike]

You shouldn't stop around the edge of the dessert near Barstow if the drugs start to take hold.

[editline]17th May 2011[/editline]

It's bat country

[H11]

Try not to piss of the NCR.

[editline]17th May 2011[/editline]

In all seriousness, go to "The Gun Store". If you have 40 bucks to blow, it may as well be used shooting a machine gun.

[.FLAP.JACK.DAN.]

[QUOTE=Elizer;29882113]Take roofies, get smashed, have a wild night, spend the next 3 days piecing together what happened that night.[/QUOTE]

You sir should make a movie on that.

[shxwxrs]

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You should avoid buying Ecstasy from a drug dealer named Doug.

[nikomo]

Avoid STDs.

[toaster468]

Do the hookers have to pass STD tests? i mean the ones in brothels.

[CoolCorky]

Go on one of the rides on top of the Stratosphere tower.

[markfu]

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29882105]The food here is pretty awesome. In n Out if you've never had it before, greatest cheeseburgers by far.
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Also, what area are you staying in?[/QUOTE]

Remember, when you go up to the counter, ask for animal fries.

Also, at least for the one gunshop I went to, they allow you to rent guns to shoot on their range, ranging from pistols to smgs to rifles. I didn't have time/thought it was a rip off, but there were a ton of people. It was also the only other time I've seen Asians fire guns in real life.

Also I went there on New Years so I saw a ton of drunk and high people. In an In N Out burger there was a couple who randomly started dancing and outside people where throwing stuff at each other until the cops pulled them a part.

[Rama214]

Avoid getting raped, go to casinos.

[slippp22]

cocaine, lots of it

[iJeax]

[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;29882105]The food here is pretty awesome. In n Out if you've never had it before, greatest cheeseburgers by far.
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Also, what area are you staying in?[/QUOTE]
I'm in Canada, never have been to the states in my life, so I haven't been able to try an In n Out. Also, don't know which area I'm staying in yet, I'm hoping the Bellagio.

[TentuZero]

If you head over to ceasars palace, don't forget to watch the robots talking. Ie. Some of those statues have thier own shows.

[MightyLOLZOR]

Fuck up Caesar's Legion with your parents at your side