Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on
and said
I might as well kick it First class, yo this isn't bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah forget it, yo home to Bel-Air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homie smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Hey guys check out this cool fish picture.
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PS: Someone should sing an old TV show's theme song.
@above user I believe eating excess amount of cheese can help your erectile dysfunction
guys my penis is always floppy..
next poster is trolling
My dog just died.
Hey, GoDong-DK, if your readin this?
I just got a new dog, it seems to play more than your dog!
He's so cute :3:
What the hell,ew,don't post that shit,we don't want to know what your dog's dick looks like!
Awwww disgusting.
It's 30cm and got some weird red marks on it. Why did you ask?
How big is your mom's penis?
Dude that show was fucking lame.
I love X Files!
Do you know any bad movies ?
Next person will ask for bad movies.
[sp]You're doing it wrong[/sp]
I would snip that, you might get banned.
Roflmao nigger dick!!!!
-snip-
-snip- It's true though :v:
Finally this shitstorm has come to an END.
Shitstorm!
You really should stop posting here. That's fucking disgusting.
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Happy eye rape :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh my God! What the hell [B][I]is[/I][/B] that?!
