What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2 - General

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162509]you really live up to your name...[B]idiot[/B]en[/QUOTE] Idioten is danish and the "en" in the end is the same as "the"

[QUOTE=m0nkey98;16162647]Let's see here: 8" Kitchen Knife, 7" Ka-Bar knife, 3 1" knives, a 4" folding knife, and a 4" boot knife. And multiple heavy stuff for bludgeoning/throwing. I also heavy a butterfly knife trainer but the only thing I could do with that is poke them real hard or throw it. And a lighter.[/QUOTE] You and knives..

303 round. No gun, but i can probably stab someone with it.

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162575]it's supposed to be something you don't get off your chair to get, like stuff Right next to the computer. My dad leaves his bigass knife-that-is-almost-big-enough-to-be-a-sword right next to the computer[/QUOTE] My P228 and Kel-tec Sub2000 [b]are[/b] on my desk. Now if you'll all excuse me I have to go put all this shit back in my closet and on my desk. [MEDIA]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/399f0873ceec9289c17f79ead2aa2c12.JPG[/MEDIA] [b]Edit:[/b] and that dark stain is an old piss spot that my dog was nice enough to leave me a few years ago.

[QUOTE=Dragon;16162601]Myself :c00l: [editline]10:23PM[/editline] that or a switchblade[/QUOTE] I think your spiky dargon dong might do Thanks for the big-ass picture, now could you put it in media tags?

[QUOTE=TheDKer;16162661]Idioten is danish and the "en" in the end is the same as "the"[/QUOTE] thanks, so his name still means The idiot...right?

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162681]thanks, so his name still means The idiot...right?[/QUOTE] Translated from danish, yes

[QUOTE=idioten;16162672]My P228 and Kel-tec Sub2000 [b]are[/b] on my desk. Now if you'll all excuse me I have to go put all this shit back in my closet and on my desk. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/399f0873ceec9289c17f79ead2aa2c12.JPG[/IMG] [b]Edit:[/b] and that dark stain is an old piss spot that my dog was nice enough to leave me a few years ago.[/QUOTE] Wow thats a great collection, I wonder how much that cost all together

[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;16162719]Wow thats a great collection, I wonder how much that cost all together[/QUOTE] There's a lot more where that came from; I inherited $42,000 worth of guns. Most of them are in a vault. Most of those are in my room right now because I was too lazy to go put them away after I got done shooting and cleaning. [b]Edit:[/b] You might also want to put the quote in media tags so people don't jump all over you about it.

[QUOTE=idioten;16162672]My P228 and Kel-tec Sub2000 [b]are[/b] on my desk. Now if you'll all excuse me I have to go put all this shit back in my closet and on my desk. [MEDIA]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/399f0873ceec9289c17f79ead2aa2c12.JPG[/MEDIA] [b]Edit:[/b] and that dark stain is an old piss spot that my dog was nice enough to leave me a few years ago.[/QUOTE] sorry about that, Most people don't normally have guns all over thier desk.

120 volts, I have wire cutters and an old extension cord.

my switch blade, I use it when I go fishing and apparantly didnt put it away after.

Fresh cup of coffee.

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16162319]computer, bugspray, stringcheese, a bigass knife[/QUOTE] just so everyone knows, I could use the stringcheese by shoving it down my attacker's throat...if thier lactose intolerant

Octopus outlet. TO FACE!! :D ...and I have a pen knife in my pocket. >_>

Handmade (by me, so not the best quality), 12-inch knife.

Why does Mr. I-Have-Guns-Everywhere's M4 have a BB spring wind on the bottom of it's magazine? Oh that's right its an airsoft gun. My closest weapon would be a block full of knives, pots, pans, glasses and a cane. This computer is in the kitchen and I have a rolling chair :D

Keyboard, guitar and drums :v: [editline]12:21AM[/editline] Oh yeah and a T.V

A couple of model planes, a novelty glass bottle with a twisted neck, laptop, ceramic money boxes, lamp, deodorant, PS3, DVD player, pictures with frames.

[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16163527]Why does Mr. I-Have-Guns-Everywhere's M4 have a BB spring wind on the bottom of it's magazine? Oh that's right its an airsoft gun. My closest weapon would be a block full of knives, pots, pans, glasses and a cane. This computer is in the kitchen and I have a rolling chair :D[/QUOTE] I'm not going to bother proving you wrong, I'm just going to laugh at how much of an idiot you are. [b]Edit:[/b] and it's an AR-15 you fucking moron.

[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16163527]Why does Mr. I-Have-Guns-Everywhere's M4 have a BB spring wind on the bottom of it's magazine? Oh that's right its an airsoft gun. My closest weapon would be a block full of knives, pots, pans, glasses and a cane. This computer is in the kitchen and I have a rolling chair :D[/QUOTE] it's not a bb spring wind you dolt the closest thing I have to me is my [url="http://cutlerscove.com/jack-knives/mod-trident.htm"]pointman[/url], it's a wonderful knife

My teeth.

1. Loaded Mosin 2. Loaded Daisy air rifle 3. Diver's Knife 4. Vietnam era Machete 5. Spoon

You guys must be pretty paranoid to keep so many guns on your desks. I have a roller chair so I could just roll my ass down the hall into the closet where I keep my shit locked up.

an electric guitar solid body

Empty beer bottle, and a table to break it into a deadly "pointy thing".

1-Letter Opener 2-Nails. I forgot to place them in the wardrobe after I finished my bench.

[QUOTE=idioten;16162738]There's a lot more where that came from; I inherited $42,000 worth of guns. Most of them are in a vault. Most of those are in my room right now because I was too lazy to go put them away after I got done shooting and cleaning. [b]Edit:[/b] You might also want to put the quote in media tags so people don't jump all over you about it.[/QUOTE] cool, you should spend some of that money on a carpet steamer.... The deadliest thing i have is a moderately sized knife in a holster. Not sure why I have it laying around.

switchblade

a screwdriver, a Stapler, a miniature Parade Sword (letter opener), and a knife.