What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2 - General

[b][i]Fuck yeah NAIL CLIPPERS![/i][/b]

Lighter + Body Spray combo

[b]My fists.[/b] They are always by my side.

my old book of pok e'mon card and my feet. obviously much more deadlier than my .32, combat knife, my brothers washbender x-50 (is pretty cool signed by Micheal Angelo Batio), a dictionary, old CDs, old CD book, chain, and a phone to call the police if i ever needed to use any of them.

How about the computer? No real weaponry in reach sitting down, but an old Sony Vaio or E-Machine to the face would probably do the average schmuck in. And if it didn't, there's still printers, monitors, and a couple bigger Dell towers to throw. If I'm allowed to take like 5 paces I could actually russle up some guns, a 200lbs. in weight plates, and a bunch of sandbags for cover.

Laptop

Err... Fingernail clippers. Oh man am I fucked if someone breaks in.

use your monitor?

A fork

A 6" knife. Closer than that though, a pair of nail clippers. Even closer, my schlong.

Foot long rusty pair of scissors

A bottle? Heh.

My lamp. I swear to god it burns as hot as a welding torch and could melt someones face.

hammer knife phone laptop water tape pillow

My guitar

Windex

Fork

3.5 inch folding knife.

My computer chair

A knife, a wine bottle, the computer, a sink, a glass, a mug, a pen, a camera, everything on the top floor of my house. (I have a Wheel chair :keke:)

[QUOTE=darkavenger;16167197]My lamp. I swear to god it burns as hot as a welding torch and could melt someones face.[/QUOTE] a welding torch is so hot, you can't even feel how hot it is cause it already would have killed your nerves.

Either a glass bottle, knife or metal statue.

Lets see, a chair with wheels. That means I could get anything from the ground level of my house, or I could leave the house in an office chair, but that would be stupid. So that means various heavy and blunt objects, various knifes, shed tools, powertools, vehicles, gasoline, lighters, and other dangerous stuff. Because I have an office chair on wheels.

[QUOTE=Zorgoth64;16170260]a welding torch is so hot, you can't even feel how hot it is cause it already would have killed your nerves.[/QUOTE] I've burned myself with an acetylene torch before. You can feel it. Most deadly weapon? I could pull the metal grate off of a vent and swing it. The edges are sharp enough to cut.

A 4 foot long, 1 ¼ in wooden pole.

[QUOTE=Zoook;16170339]A 4 foot long, 1 ¼ in wooden pole.[/QUOTE] :q:

[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;16170209]A knife, a wine bottle, the computer, a sink, a glass, a mug, a pen, a camera, everything on the top floor of my house. (I have a Wheel chair :keke:)[/QUOTE] How pretell would you get to the top floor in a wheel chair PS yyou could do that with a normal chair but it would take a long time and be very difficult

Oh and my chair, And a huge wood stick.

[QUOTE=ambush101;16170376]How pretell would you get to the top floor in a wheel chair PS yyou could do that with a normal chair but it would take a long time and be very difficult[/QUOTE] Its actualy a computer chair with wheels. and the computer is on the top floor. Theres also the flat screen that would hurt.

My dining room chair if I could pick it up it's so damn heavy. I'm on my laptop, by the way.