What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2

[Cidem]

My Xbox. Piece a' shit wieghs like 10 pounds

[bulletshield]

siscors, weights, sharp pencil, guitar, and a masterlock.

[Sloped]

A stone white tiger statue I have.

[EvilZx]

Keys, dumbell, drum stick, Listerine.

[yellowoboe]

A shotgun.

Wheeled chair.

[Wafflemaster]

I have like 3 knives in my desk drawer.

[2pac2furious]

Pencil.

[zenith777]

Deactivated Vietnam era Hand Grenade and a napkin.

[aznz888]

A tomahawk war axe, a magnum kukri(not a gun; look it up), an old tibetan war sword, my penis, two Beretta co2 air pistols, a .22 Mauser C96 broomhandle, a few thousand .22 rounds in an ammo box, a 6-inch blade butterfly knife, an improvised cold-welded polearm made from three axeheads and a steel rod, and a calendar.

i'll fucking beat you to death with my calendar.

[Faren]

One of these:

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But thinner and much more sharp.

Also, potentially I could use a lock that is on my desk. It's a heavy lock that needs a key to open. It's still open and I've lost the key. I could use it to lock someone to something (If they had some kind of belt fused into their waist) and make them starve to death.
I've also got a large piece of quartz that has a lot of sharp edges and is fairly heavy.

[Holy Sausage]

A knife :ninja:

[Suicide Requiem]

very thin powercord, good for strangling.

[Zatharon]

Stevens M67 Shotgun with 5 slugs loaded in it.

Oh, and to the dumbass who asked about the "bb winding spring" what you saw was the manufacturers stamp on the bottom plate of the magazine.

[xpod1]

4.5 Inch Knife.

West German Luger.

[K2cougar]

Giant Screw.

the fucker weighs at least 5lbs

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[Madmac10]

Ma switchblade.

[Beastly_Boy]

Regular Pocket Knife
Large Pocket Knife 5" Blade
Fishing Knife (Gravity Knife)

[frankfutter]

a paper shredder,printer,scisorsors and a wooden katana

[Goldenspoon]

A gun.

[GameQude]

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[highlight][B]FUCK YEAH![/B][/highlight]

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But mine is bigger.

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That's what she said.. :smug:

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:byodood:

[Bean-O]

[QUOTE=Ty2_d2;16163527]Why does Mr. I-Have-Guns-Everywhere's M4 have a BB spring wind on the bottom of it's magazine?

Oh that's right its an airsoft gun.
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That isn't a winder, it's lettering on the bottom of the magazine. Some STANAGs have that.

Closest thing to me right now is a mechete.

[Armandur]

Turn around chair. Open Gun locker. Remove M14 from locker. Win.

[Callius]

A scalpel and a knife. Various power tools but I doubt they'd be much use unless I can run around with an extension cable plugged in :v:

[Sykomancer]

Empty glass bottles of Miller Light.

[ChaosUnleash]

Oof. I'm not sure. Aside from the PC monitor or infact the PC, probably the hard disk caddy. It's made of metal and would probably hurt if you hit someone with it.

[tob]

I could throttle someone with my phone headset wire, I guess.

But for a quick stab, it would probably be the mini screwdrivers I have :D

[Kaz]

This really huge remote.

[trema]

Screw driver, or my office lamp.

[Bittersweet]

A trophy.

[Albino Cast]

Well, i have a knife, a toaster (no joke) and a baseball bat. Very random i know..