What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2

[Samiam]

A glass.

[limulus54]

this:
[url]http://images.gerbertools.com/Lg/1176_1/22-08446_Gerber_Paraframe_I_Dark_Gray_Fine_Edge.jpg[/url]

:sigh:

[Fyr]

My mouse... I'd headshot all of you!

[PaperStrike]

Short blunt sword.

[VladimirPutin]

My iPhone

[rosthouse]

A spoon. Well, maybe I can hack into an gouvermental computer and launch some nukes. Then it would be the computer.

[Cornelisjuh]

a bottle

[PyroCF]

Turbo lighter or leatherman knife.

[Køleskab]

ripped soda-can

[CannedBeans]

A knife.

[Steff]

A mug and a cup of salt.

[xZippy]

A big heavy cup full of water.

[huggys]

lighter pin knife :D

[Cheezy]

Without rolling anything i guess that would be the knife or the pair of scissors in my pen-jar.

[frankfutter]

a wii mote

[erikvduyn]

Umm......*looks around desk* Do DVD's count as long as I carve them into circle-shaped shurikens?
Other than that, there's a blunt-as-a-whore pocket knife and my monitor (hey, monitors can be deadly too).

[Timebomb757]

1. 7-inch fighting knife (I was opening a package with it lol)
2. Cactus
3. Screwdriver
4. Computer moniter

[VaultBoi]

an gun

[NanoXax67]

Laptop Cord - Standard Strangling Device

YAY 100th POST! :sax:

[ebonyskull]

another chair

[Arakazm]

Rubik's cube
If I get attacked I'm fucked

[nullsquared]

Toe-nail clipper.

[gigachicken]

a bugbat (electric fly swat)

[Resistance777]

Pencil Sharpener

[jiggu2]

My penis, and a sword.

[Insert Name Her]

A pillow.
Well I could smother someone with it I guess.

[Sams Brume]

[img]http://rcboatparts.com/images/scissors.jpg[/img]

[Das Boot]

My cock.

If that;s against the rules than anything in my house cause my chair has wheels.

[butre]

A pretzel

[LittleGirl]

My teddy bear , Laptop and my pillow :D