What's the deadliest weapon you can reach without leaving your chair? v2

[kebabs]

A needle

[Avanti]

a bunch of uncapped pens.

[psyberian]

Super duty stapler, Swiss Army Knife, Nerf N-Strike Maverick, a bat, tissues, 7 shurikens, and a brick.

[DocHoliday31337]

an 18-inch (9inch blade) Hunting knife. and a gun.

[ica|kvantum]

my butterly knife

[Dysplasia]

A small block of wood.

I have an SKS and a loaded Mosin Nagant in my bedroom though, which are no more than 10 steps away.

[MasterJase156]

A Pair of Scissors.

[Campin Carl]

I don't quite know, I can't see my LAW from my chair at the moment, but I posted it in of the last threads

[z0mbieglam0ur]

Pillows.

[Monkeytracks]

So can we drop people out windows cos im on the second floor and there are alot of bricks outside...

[titopei]

many cd's/dvd's

[Shaunus]

Hobby knife.

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Fuck that shit's deadly.

[Kite_shugo]

Shuriken

[Squeaken]

A wooden stool

[salty peanut]

Some mosquito bite spray, just gotta make them drink it >_>

[Rastadogg]

A map of Cyrodiil and an empty bottle of Fanta Orange :v:

[LSK]

A small screwdriver, and a couple of keys. And a plastic fork. :v:

The deadliest thing would probably be the PC, monitor, and the cords.

[Kai365]

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[GMan-2]

My chair has wheels :smugdog:

[waalsvanderIam]

a sewing machine.

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and a small chandelier on a chain, which could be ripped out of the ceiling and use as a mace.

[Used Car Salesm]

Cheap Stratocaster copy. You can smack anything with that bitch and it won't break.

[XD!]

[QUOTE=GMan-2;16293531]My chair has wheels :smugdog:[/QUOTE]

This, but in my room on the second floor, above anywhere with a useful weapon. But I suppose I could go into my brothers knives.

[Pleather]

pocket knife in my desk :smug:

[mikeyt493]

I got a glass... A can of Deodorant... A hi-fi.

[lord_trid]

A 2 litre plastic bottle of Pepsi.

[Dav0r]

Probably an ashtray, or... a mug :|

[deathbringerhcm]

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I have those scissors :v:

[electric926]

I have a large porcelean cup handy.

[Pleather]

I wish I had a copy of Superman 64 :v:

[pdkm931]

Well, lets see. I have: a wire cutter, a scissor, couple of keys, load of batteries, a 5 kg stand for my desk lamp, 5 tape rolls, my Xbox 360, my monitor, 2 surround speakers, a desk fan, a soldering iron (i just have it in my desk for the fun of it :v:), 2 golf balls, The New Testament (:v:), fuckload with poker chips, speaker wire, fuck ton of CDs (in the casings ofc :3:), 3 bottles of water (one half full and two empty), a glass and some remotes.
If I'm allowed to use my chair with wheels to go about 1-2meters i can get: Fuckton of books, comic books, my TV, a small bookshelf, fuckton of comic books, some hair wax and shampoo, empty boxes and at least but not last, my pocket knife (Swiss one :3:)