So New York is now a giant Warehouse, everyone is saying "where's my house?"
i liked this girl in kindergarten
[sp]that was last year[/sp]
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? My penis.
What do Hurricane Sandy and Snooki have in common?
1. [sp]Their names have two syllables[/sp]
2. [sp]Their names start with "S"[/sp]
3. [sp]They both blew everyone on the Jersey Shore[/sp]
My grandpa just told me this one.
A black guy walks into a bar. When he sits down, the bartender walks over to him and says "Get out. We don't serve your kind here."
"What, you mean blacks?" The black man says, to which the bartender nods. "I ain't black. I'm Mexican."
"Oh yeah?" the bartender says as he pulls out a gun. "Say something in Spanish!"
The black guy stands up and says, [sp]"Adios, mothafuckas!"[/sp]
There was this girl I knew who had the most beautiful face I'd ever seen.
I still have it with me.
-snip, what the fuck was wrong with me?-
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
The third one's for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in my fucking van
What do acne and priests have in common?
[sp]They both come all over your face[/sp]
Guys, your humor is so black..
[sp]you could let it harvest cotton for you[/sp]
The democrats chose a black man over a white woman
[sp]bros before hoes[/sp]
6 million jews cant be wrong. Going to camp is fun!
What's six inches long with a big head that makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
[sp]Her miscarriage.[/sp]
What do you throw a drowning black man?
[sp]A life-saver. For God's sake, the man is drowning.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;38535675]What do you throw a drowning black man?
[sp]A life-saver. For God's sake, the man is drowning.[/sp][/QUOTE]
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?
Knock Knock.
Come in.
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There's a chink in the armor
This might be late, and sorry if it is, but:
What did the black guy get for Christmas?
[sp]A phone call[/sp]
[QUOTE=Nitro836;38537609]Knock Knock.
Come in.[/QUOTE]That's what she said.
How do monkeys get down stairs?
They slide down the banana-star.
There's a black guy and a mexican in the backseat of a car, who's driving?
[sp]The cop.[/sp]
What do you call a black man with a peg-leg?
[sp]Shit on a stick.[/sp]
How do you get 40 Ethiopians into a telephone box?
[sp]Throw in a tin of dogfood.[/sp]
How do you get them back out?
[sp]Show them a tin opener.[/sp]
So a baby walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender looks at the baby and says "Show me some ID." The bartender wastes no time and violently rapes the baby on the bar. "There's your shot you little slut."
edit: yeah some of these are old, there's always someone who hasn't heard them
Why jews has such a big nose?
The air is free
What's the difference against nigger and bucket of shit?
The bucket
Hows the sex with the Black person called?
Rape
What's the difference between nigger and a shit?
The shit stop smelling when it gets older
Why does the blacks runs so fast?
Because the ones that doesn't is in jail
-snip-
Whats white on top and black on bottom
Society
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?[/QUOTE]
what a rip off
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An Asian got mad at his son for having hepatitis-B and not hepatitis-A...
Here I come hell!
What does Micheal Jackson and acne have in common? They both come on your face at age 13.
-snip-
2 Cannibals Eating a Clown.
One says to the other does this taste funny to you?
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