Terrible jokes "We're all going to hell for this" - General

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;37798955]you have a bad sense of humor then[/QUOTE] I looked it up; I get it now

I know we're suppose to post terrible jokes... but this one really is terrible. Like I didn't post this, okay? What did the blind girl with no limbs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a nigger and a snowtiger? [QUOTE]The snow tiger doesnt sing when you put chains on it.[/QUOTE] How do you get a black man off your front lawn? [QUOTE]Hang him in the back[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=lapsus_;37794932]What's black on top and white at the bottom? [i]Rape.[/i][/QUOTE] What's white on top and black at the bottom? [sp]Society[/sp]

A man goes to the doctor, the doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer and alzheimer's disease." The man then says "Thank god I don't have cancer!"

A gay couple are living a happy life until the sad day when one of the guys pass away. At the funeral store the widowed gay man is discussing the funeral. Undertaker: "Do you wish to have your lover cremated or buried?" Guy: "Actually, can I eat him?" Undertaker: "Why on God's earth would you do such a thing?!" Guy: "I just want to feel him slip out of my colon one last time." Somehow I get the feeling that my Dad has a bad influence on my humor.

A mexican and a black guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? [sp]The mexican, the black guy got stopped by the rope[/sp]

Whats the difference between a banana and your mother's tits? there isn't a banana in my mouth.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving? [sp]the cop[/sp]

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? [sp]There's twenty of them.[/sp]

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? [sp]A pilot you fucking racist[/sp]

What do you call a hispanic flying a plane? [sp]a hijacker[/sp]

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No? [sp]Neither did she.[/sp] How do you punish Helen Keller? [sp]You rearrange her furniture.[/sp] Whats the different between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? [sp]I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.[/sp] Whats the different between a trampoline and a baby? [sp]I take my boots off when I jump on a trampoline.[/sp] How do you fit 100 babies in a bathtub? [sp]Blender.[/sp] How do you get them out? [sp]Sasla Chips.[/sp] How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? [sp]Seven-teen.[/sp] How many Jews can you fit in a car? [sp]1 in the front seat, 10 million in the ash trey.[/sp] What do you call a German shower? [sp] A gas chamber.[/sp] Man... I got so many of these, lol.

Why were the Jewish kids sitting by the chimney? [sp]they were waiting for their parents[/sp]

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37802335]What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.[/QUOTE] Isn't that some joke from a popular joke website?

[QUOTE=Rob Markia;37802360]Isn't that some joke from a popular joke website?[/QUOTE] One of my favorites, mate. Also: A black man walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The Barman says, "Oi, that thing is beautiful, where did you get it?" And the parrot says, "AFRICA!"

What's worse than 20 babies tied to a tree? [sp]1 baby tied to 20 trees[/sp]

[QUOTE=Rob Markia;37802360]Isn't that some joke from a popular joke website?[/QUOTE] And I actually never saw it on the site, let alone heard of that site. My mate told it to me, and I thought it was hilarious.

Whats the last thing a black man sees when he falls down a well? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54785618/Random%20images/err.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;37802629]Whats the last thing a black man sees when he falls down a well? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54785618/err.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh jesus my sides, not sure why this one got me so good. :v:

What's the difference between acne and a priest? [sp]Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face[/sp]

Why are black people so good at Basketball? [sp]They can run, shoot, and steal.[/sp] What idea is more fake than religion? [sp]The holocaust.[/sp]

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;37802629]Whats the last thing a black man sees when he falls down a well? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54785618/err.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Oh god my sides ahaha

How do you drown a jew? [sp]You just simply put him in a wishing well[/sp]

[i]Knock knock[/i] Who's there? [i]Gas[/i] Gas who? [i]The Jews.[/i]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? [sp]Because the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already over the border[/sp]

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill its self? You would too if your name was uhgghhhaa! What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common. Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.

How do you find the poorest man in Mexico? [sp]Drop a penny[/sp] How do you find the richest man in Mexico? [sp]Find the one who dropped the penny.[/sp] We're all going to hell, and this thread is pure gold.