What's the different between a pizza and a jew?
[sp]A pizza doesn't scream in an oven[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rob Markia;37802135]Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No?
[sp]Neither did she.[/sp]
How do you punish Helen Keller?
[sp]You rearrange her furniture.[/sp][/QUOTE]
If Hellen Keller had psychic powers, would you say she had a fourth sense?
i like this thread already
here have one of my jokes i made up when i was sick
a white man
a black man
and a brown man walk into a bar
the white man says im superior
the black man says im a gangsta
the brown man says allahu ackbar and blows himself and the other two up
how do you save a black man?
[sp]stop choking him[/sp]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
[sp]none[/sp]
How do you starve an aboriginal?
[sp] hide his foodstamps under his work boots [/sp]
What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
[sp]The boy scout came back from the camp[/sp]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;37800581]What was the last thing that passed through Pricess Diana's head?
The steering wheel
What do bees and princess diana have in common?
´
~they both make royal jelly[/QUOTE]
I was gonna make a Princess Diana joke, but it would've crashed and burned.
A bus carrying fifty black men drove off the edge of a cliff, and everyone on board died. And you know what the saddest part was? [sp]There would've been space in the back of the bus for ten more.[/sp]
[QUOTE=gunguy765;37803517]What's the different between a pizza and a jew?
[sp]A pizza doesn't scream in an oven[/sp][/QUOTE]
Don't make holocaust jokes dude. My grandpa died in the holocaust.
[sp]He fell off of the guard tower[/sp]
Your life.
What's the best thing about 6 year old girls?
When you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year old boys.
Who's the Germany's most famous baker?
[sp]Hitler.[/sp]
How do you stop a bunch of black buys from raping a white girl
Toss them a basketball
How do you circumcise a Mormon?
Kick his sister in the chin.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;37800581]What was the last thing that passed through Pricess Diana's head?
The steering wheel
What do bees and princess diana have in common?
´
~they both make royal jelly[/QUOTE]
How do you know princess Diana had dandruff?
[sp]They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rob Markia;37802135]
How do you punish Helen Keller?
[/QUOTE]
[sp] Leave the plunger in the toilet[/sp]
What colours are there on a slave boat?
[sp]Fifty shades of black[/sp]
What's stiff, 18 inches long and makes women scream in the night?
[sp] Crib death [/sp]
How do you get a black man down from a tree?
[sp]Cut the rope.[/sp]
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
[sp]A: A paedophile.[/sp]
How do you get a gay man to sleep with a woman?
[sp]Shit in her Cunt[/sp]
Stolen from Jimmy Carr
whats stiff, full of seamen and is at the bottom of the ocean?
[sp]madeleine mccann[/sp]
Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine.
It's like I have to drop the bomb twice.
So, three Nazi Soldiers walk into a BAR.......
What's better than winning a gold medal in the special Olympics?
[sp]not being retarded[/sp]
A man goes to his best friends house.
"Bill!" he says. "I brought my wife and she-"
"That's great!" says Bill. "We can have her around for dinner!"
"You don't understand, Bill! She's dead!"
Bill smiles at him.
"So? We can still have her for dinner."
-nvm-
I white man was living and working in an African village. One day one of the villagers came up to him angrily, "My wife has just given birth to a white child! You're the only white man for miles, so you must have slept with my wife!"
The man knows he's in serious trouble here. He looks around trying to think of something to say and sees a mother goat with her kids.
"Maybe it's just a strange fluke of nature. Look, that white goat has had a black kid even though the father is white as well."
The villager calmed down a bit.
"Hmmm. I see what you're saying... OK, I'll keep quiet about the white baby if you keep quiet about the black goat."
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
[sp]Glue toast to the roof[/sp]
How do you get funnies on facepunch
[sp]Repost old jokes that were even posted last page.[/sp]
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
