what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot, you racist fuck.
How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
[sp]2 in the front, 3 in the back and about 30 in the ashtray.[/sp]
What do a whore and the Titanic have in common?
[sp]They both swallow a bunch of seamen.[/sp]
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;37861303]What do a whore and the Titanic have in common?
[sp]They both swallow a bunch of seamen.[/sp][/QUOTE]
how did Titanic swallow?
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
-One of his fingers is clean.
how does kurt cobain collect his thoughts?
with a squeegee
What's the difference between rape and murder?
[sp]My mood[/sp]
What do you call a white kid laying on the floor?
[SP]Matt[/SP]
So a white guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy are on a plane that's going to hit the ground due to heavy cargo. The Asian guy takes a sack of rice and throws it out of the plane and says "We have to much of this in Asia." Next the Mexican guy takes a sack of beans and throws it out the plane and says "We have to much of this back in Mexico" Then the white guy says "We have to many of these in America" and throws the Mexican guy out the plane.
What do you call a quadruple amputee in the ocean?
[sp]Bob.[/sp]
What's the difference between a Sports Car and a pile of dead babies?
[sp]I don't have a sports car in my garage[/sp]
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37862292]how did Titanic swallow?[/QUOTE]
When it went under it sucked down a whole load of people with it.
What's Helen Keller's favorite book?
[Sp]50 shades of black[/sp]
What do tiger woods and a baby seal have in common? They both get clubbed by norwegians
A baby seal walks in to a club
Gatoride may have dropped Tiger Woods as a sponser, but Trojan picked him up. The new motto? "Wear two just in case you get a hole in one."
The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here"
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What do you call a black man on a bicycle?
[sp]A thief.[/sp]
What do you call a black man in a cadillac?
[sp]A better thief.[/sp]
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black men?
[sp]The Quarterback.[/sp]
What do you call a white guy surrounded by two thousand black men?
[sp]The Warden.[/sp]
Why do all black men have nightmares?
[sp]Because we murdered the only one with a dream.[/sp]
-What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
[sp]fathers day[/sp]
-What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
[sp]Black power.[/sp]
-What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
[sp]White power.[/sp]
-What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
[sp]Grand Theft Auto.[/sp]
Why DIDN'T the black guy steal my stuff?
[sp]He had no hands[/sp]
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37869748]Why DIDN'T the black guy steal my stuff?
[/QUOTE]
because he was on parole
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;37869770]because he was on parole[/QUOTE]
Because he was Martin Luther King.
What's brown and runny?
[sp]Usain Bolt[/sp]
Why'd Suzie fall off of the swing?
[sp]Because suzie has no arms.[/sp]
Why'd suzie drop her icecream?
[sp]Because suzie got hit by a bus.[/sp]
How do you know which people in a group are Jewish?
Throw a nickle in the group and see who starts a riot over it.
What did hellen keller say to her cab driver?
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/20516268/Picts/Delete%20after/the%20joke%20is%20nothing.png[/img]
What did g*d say when he made the first black person?
[sp]oops I burned him[/sp]
Never been done and yet its late?
Not so much off-color as it is punny:
Two bacteria walk into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve bacteria, you'll have to leave."
[sp]The bacteria reply, "You can't ask us to leave, we're staph."[/sp]
A super-conductor walks into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve super-conductors, you'll have to leave."
[sp]The super-conductor leaves without putting up resistance.[/sp]
It was Super Hero day for my high school, so I wore my little Batman cape
I was telling a guy I talk to how I wore it to see Dark Knight Rises
"That's pretty sad, man."
"...Not as sad as Aurora."
[QUOTE=LordzBacon;37872154]What did g*d say when he made the first black person?[/QUOTE]
Why is that censored.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37873242]Why is that censored.[/QUOTE]
well we wouldn't want to offend any athiests
Why are black pepole so tall?
[sp] cause they're negros (knee grows) lol.[/sp]
what was tony scott drinking at the time of his death?
[sp]ocean spray[/sp]
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