• Most annoying physical feeling ever.
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Taking a crap with socks on always makes the feet feel like they are being stabbed afterwards.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;19521454]I hate it when I fall asleep on my arm. I wake up and try to straighten the covers only to end up smacking myself across the head. Plus the tingly feeling is annoying. It's a hell of a way to get up in the mornings.[/QUOTE] This, but it's different for me. I just plain can't move my arm for a while. It's scary.
Hitting your elbow on a chair or something and getting all tingly. I hate that feeling so much.
Having an itchy eyeball. Want proof that god doesn't exist? THERE IT FUCKING IS! No merciful god would allow for that to be possible!
When it's a cold rainy day, and you're all warm in your jacket but you leave your hood down (when you come from a rainy place like Seattle that's normal, and if you have an umbrella walking down the street people will assume you are a tourist). Then a motherfucking rain drop, especially the big ones from the leaves of trees, falls at terminal velocity and lands right on the back of your fucking neck. :( I always get shivers and spasms when I touch foam mattress things! I have RLS episodes every now and then, it makes me want to tear my legs off. I absolutely hate the feeling of getting out of the hot shower and stepping into the freezing bathroom. And when you're in a deep sleep and someone wakes you up by grabbing you and fucking shaking you like there's a fire burning, that just makes me fucking rage and leaves me pissed off for a few hours after waking up. Also, whenever I eat that yoplait light yogurt in the cylindrical ovoid containers (not the cone-like ones, those are fucking delicious) I get a retching feeling when I take bites that are too big. That's why I get pissed off whenever someone buys them. The coney shaped ones are a billion times better than that mass-packaged mucus shit! AND! When your inside ear itches a little, so you scratch it a little, then the itchiness grows exponentially every time, and you end up grabbing a toothpick and you scrape up your ear really well...
A girl slapped me in the face with her cock, WEIRDEST feeling, EVER.
the feeling of a weiner in my butt
[QUOTE=AustinM;19524135]A girl slapped me in the face with her cock, WEIRDEST feeling, EVER.[/QUOTE] I was going to comment because I thought you had meant to say she slapped you in the face with your cock...but then you edited :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;19521454]I hate it when I fall asleep on my arm. I wake up and try to straighten the covers only to end up smacking myself across the head. Plus the tingly feeling is annoying. It's a hell of a way to get up in the mornings.[/QUOTE] That's so much fun, especially if you're having a quick snooze in the afternoon and wake up with the whole of your arm dead for a few minuites and you just can just wiggle your body about and it's just there.
That "gritty" feeling your teeth get after you drink a cup of tea. And sore throats.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;19522759]When your pubes itch but your in front of a huge group of people :c[/QUOTE] Be a man and just scratch, if anyone looks at you just be like "Yeah it's because I have an enormous penis :smug:"
After eating an apple my mouth gets all itchy.
The feeling I get in my spine from nerves dying from having scoliosis. Y'alls is a buncha pussies.
When your ball hair does some shit and gets uncomfortable as fuck. Like they tangle with each other or decide to have a make-out party. Thats why I shave my genitals. 8)
You know what's an "annoying" physical feeling? Waking up from a jarring nightmare, in your bed, in the dark, completely alone. You don't feel safe. Even if you're awake. The realm of the nightmare is still in you, crawling around your head, fresh in your memory, and your sense of reality hasn't fully returned. You're paranoid for the rest of the night, and even when trying to fall back asleep, you're afraid to.
When I eat anything dairy (cheese, milk, etc) I take the worst fucking diarrhea dump ever.
Not exactly an annoying feeling, more of an odd one. Putting your warm hand on a cold body part. It's kinda funny because it's hard to interpret both hot and cold feelings at the same time, but our minds try to do it.
[QUOTE=Yotrig;19523984]Hitting your elbow on a chair or something and getting all tingly. I hate that feeling so much.[/QUOTE] .
[QUOTE=MiniManz;19524262]When your ball hair does some shit and gets uncomfortable as fuck. Like they tangle with each other or decide to have a make-out party. Thats why I shave my genitals. 8)[/QUOTE] Then when you shift positions in your chair or whatever it practically tears itself out because it somehow wrapped itself through the textiles of your underwear.
[QUOTE=Exploits;19524551]Then when you shift positions in your chair or whatever it practically tears itself out because it somehow wrapped itself through the textiles of your underwear.[/QUOTE]Haven't had the fortune to experience THAT yet. It just gets in a mess and a pain in the ass and if you throw in some stray lint coming from my boxers...AAAAAGH
I guess death is the most annoying physical feeling.
Sex with woman.
A cool feeling is when you go over a hill that goes a bit like this(in a car) *******/\ _______/ \__________ but more rounded. Its feels as if your insides rise up in your body.
my finger, elbow and toes snapping out of joints. my kneecaps sliding onto the back of my knee. all that kreepy shit that happens once a month to me.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;19525617]my kneecaps sliding onto the back of my knee.[/QUOTE] Hey, haha, I had that. :buddy: It required surgery.
I find working with wet clay a horrible sensation and several other obscure things extremely annoying.
When you get a 'dead' arm or leg, you begin to let blood flow back through, and you get that fucking horrible pins and needles sensation whenever you put pressure on it or move it. That annoys me. Also, not really a 'physical feeling', but I hate greasy, clammy or sweaty hands. If I get them I have to wash them.
[QUOTE=SamRinny;19526541]When you get a 'dead' arm or leg, you begin to let blood flow back through, and you get that fucking horrible pins and needles sensation whenever you put pressure on it or move it. That annoys me. [/QUOTE] I love this feeling. Especially when you sleep on your hand and then later it becomes numb.
When you write with a stick of charcoal on a piece of rough paper. Horrible scratchy feeling *shudder*
[QUOTE=johanz;19526628]I love this feeling. Especially when you sleep on your hand and then later it becomes numb.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I love it when it's numb and flops around like it's someone else's limb. I just hate the pins and needles you get.
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