i had a hairline fracture in my rib this one time
every time i took a breath bigger than about half of a normal breath, the whole right-side of my chest had a weird blunt pain and itching at the same time, and at the point where the rib was broken was THE MOST PAIN I HAVE EVER FELT. it hurt more than the time when my collar bone was completely snapped and bent into my muscle and stuff
also i couldnt laugh or lie down without the worst pain i can imagine and having the whole right-side of my chest hurt and itch at the same time
and walking hurt quite a bit too, i had to take tiny steps so my body hardly moved
that was the most irritating 3/4 weeks of my life
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i had to sleep bolt-upright. my neck ached a lot because when i slept my head always lolled to the side
i found a way around not laughing but it meant having the most retarded laugh anyone i know had ever heard
When my garden path latches on to my belt buckle, 'tis a pain no man should ever have to experience.
the feeling like one or more of my eyelashes are intertwined.
Makes me open my eyes really wide over and over
Okay, where to begin...
Whenever I'm trying to rest I start to get this tingling feeling in my toes which can only be cured squeezing them into my foot. It moves into my ankles, where I have to stretch them out, then into my calves, requiring me to stretch or flex them as much as possible. From their it sometimes moves into my groin, requiring me to spread my legs apart as much as possible, but it usually goes straight for the arms, and then into the fingers, where I have to crack my knuckles. This feeling will then usually linger somewhere, usually the calves. It's the most annoying thing ever and I hope no one ever has to experience it. I went through it while typing this actually.
I believe I may have a mild form of Tourette's Syndrome, because whenever I either get nervous or very excited for something, a twitch begins to well up in my spine and then shoots through my arms, causing one of them to spasm awkwardly. When I feel it coming in the top of my spine (brain stem area I suppose), I can sometimes stop it by digging my fingernails into my palms.
There was something else but I can't remember it right now.
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[QUOTE=MongfromKong;19538466]Itching on your ankle. Even if you itch it, it gets irritated so bad.[/QUOTE]
May be a varicose ulcer.
(high five if you get it)
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also when my balls and my cock stick together.
Whenever you yawn or open your mouth too wide and that muscle directly underneath your jaw clenches up and cramps like a motherfucker.
Also, the feeling of vertigo or "bed spins" after a long night of drinking.
the feeling of your long fingernails scratching against any sort of concrete.
people saying they hate styrofoam/cotton balls reminds me of that maury, people scared of radic things. Even though there was no styrofoam one I can see a chick afraid of it and a guy covered in styrofoam chasing her
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nothings wrong with people playing with your hair it feels good
oh my god, I hate this so much
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[QUOTE=ubertaco;19521289]When you shit after you JUST took a shower.
I always shit before a shower.[/QUOTE]
Thats why you poop [b]AS[/b] you shower, dumbfuck.
scratching paper
When I get lazy and don't shave my beard. It feels all scratchy when it rubs against my clothes, and sometimes when I am laying down and looking at something infront of me it scratches the lower front of my neck. So fucking annoying.
That's usually when I shave.
when i think i've got one more step to go.
or when i think i'm at the last one.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;19542542]when i think i've got one more step to go.
or when i think i'm at the last one.[/QUOTE]
fucking stairs, I hate them :v:
Shaving your head really does wonders.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;19536901]ice grinding together. like in the kitchen freezer... i didn't think something so cold could jump out of hell, but it did.[/QUOTE]
Actually, according to religious texts hell does not contain fire, but ice. Fire is associated with light, and hell is a large dark pit that you fall endlessly in.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;19536347]your heart is now beating manually[/QUOTE]
OH SHI... :gibs:
But really I'm glad that humans don't control their hearts, or else that would work :ohdear:
I hate being wet, unintentionally, it's driven me to the point of violence.
When my eyes start to randomly have a stingy feeling it hurts for fucking hours man eyedrops don't do shit but make me vomit and always on the next day I'm sick.
I hate it in the early morning when the very top of my wrist/bottom of my palm is all dry, and when I touch it, it's so goddamn excruciating.
[QUOTE=Meeps;19542046]people saying they hate styrofoam/cotton balls reminds me of that maury, people scared of radic things. Even though there was no styrofoam one I can see a chick afraid of it and a guy covered in styrofoam chasing her
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nothings wrong with people playing with your hair it feels good[/QUOTE]
I'm not afraid of cotton balls, the texture of them just sets me on edge. So does corduroy. God I hate corduroy.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19561659]I'm not afraid of cotton balls, the texture of them just sets me on edge. [/QUOTE]
same with the girl on maury :o
I've never paid muc hattention to how the texture is and shit
When stuff touches my throat, such as my shirt collar.
[QUOTE=Murky42;19534711]A hair lodged in your throat, you can't get it out but you cant swallow it either.
Its manageable when its just one, but sometimes i wake up with whole clumps of hair and i almost puke.
Just an amazing way to start the day.[/QUOTE]
Are you a cat?
When I stretch in bed and get a cramp in my foot.
Having dry skin. You get itchy all over
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Trying to piss with a boner. I usually have to stand 3 feet away from the toilet to shoot all of the piss in there.
breathing problems
Mouth ulcer
When a book has too perfect pages and smells so new... My teeth hurt when I think about rubbing my teeth against it...
Nails
on
chalkboard
Bare skin against any coarse surface.
I hate when only one part of your body is hot and the rest is cold ._.,.,<>/l^___.p;,k
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