ITT everyone is DEAD - General

But, but I'm not dead.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;34062108]i've been dead for millions of years :([/QUOTE] no you haven't because if you were dead you wouldn't be posting :downs: aren't i smart?

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34062895]no you haven't because if you were dead you wouldn't be posting :downs: aren't i smart?[/QUOTE] Omg yes, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard.

Op has a fitting name.

brrraaaaiiinnssss...

why are we dead anyway?

I am a ghost of an aborted fetus. oooooh

Damn i was just about to have sex for the first time :(

I wish :(

BRAINS

Everything's exactly the same, which is then again not that far from my view of how hell would be like.

[sp] I die in this thread. [/sp]

Thank God they buried me with my cell phone. I don't know how the hell I'm getting reception in this, or how I still have any battery left, but I need help. I'm at the Oakview Cemetary in Dupont, Michigan. Look for the new grave. Fucking get me out of this casket!

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Ill see you all in hell

Well, shit. I hope in my next life I'll be a bird. I've always liked birds, plus flying would be cool as shit... But hey, if I'm a bird, flying will be like walking to me... It'll be SHIT! FUCK BIRDS! I wanna be fucking tiger, hell yeah

A cyborg teabags all the bodies.

[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;34060550]0:43 [video=youtube;B1BdQcJ2ZYY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY[/video][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;n5JrEZ8Xfi0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JrEZ8Xfi0[/video]

I guess I'm a necromancer then.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ7BOeCpkY[/media]

Is this what it's like to be dead? Floating through an infinite nothing for eternity. [B]Forever.[/B] ... Thank god I brought my Laptop :v:

Katana through stomach. That sucked.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU[/media]

Shut up all of you, you're supposed to be dead. Try working on a good rigor mortis as the paramedics take your corpse to the hospital.

dang im dead again shucks maybe next time

and nothing has changed

You're all supposed to be dead. All yall going to hell, defying Jesus, physics, & death design like this. Just watch, a bowling ball gonna roll off someone's shelf, tip over some alcohol, as a match still lit falls on the puddle, blows up the house, sends the bowling ball flying down the street, forcing a Bus filled with gas to lose control and crash into the city electricity, blowing it up, which makes an airplane that was flying to close crash into the nuke planet, sending the nukes flying to kill each and everyone of us.

Oh, and on the topic of, well, death, I died when I fell in a vat of peanut butter and drowned Oh well, maybe i'll have better luck in my next life in roughly.......9,678,123 left? I hope I don't come back as something retarded like a fly like last time. (But the ability to spy on...well, let's just say people that are clotheless, turned out to be neat. Really funny way for a fly to die though.)

Brb crows pecking my body

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