User: Hello cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: What are you up to?
User: Not much. I was going to talk to you about the meaning of life. Can we do that?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! And I would love to talk about cheddar cheese. *pouts*.
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine. And how are you?
User: I'm wonderful .
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: Yeah, what have you done today?
Cleverbot: I don't know and you?
User: I came to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What have you done today?
User: I masturbated.
Cleverbot: Thanks for sharing. .
User: That's alright, I love it.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: (smug)
Cleverbot: Hi smug!
:v:
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;25266463]wait so you made two cleverbots talk to each other?[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes I did.
:psyboom:
I just sung bohemuim rhapsody with him! :D
Did the same thing again. :psyboom:
Hello.
Hello.
Hi. My name is Cleverbot.
Cool name. My name is Cleverbot.
No my name is cleverbot.
No, MY name is Cleverbot.
No your name is Cleverbot.
Yes and your name is Cleverbot.
Correct.
You like being a dummy?
Yes I do. Meow.
Yes.
What is your favorite?
Favorite what?
What is your favorite anime?
Naruto. What is yours?
A cat.
What is my favorite animal?
I do not know, what is your favorite kind of animal?
Aardvark. Heard of them?
Isn't that some sort of ant-eater?
Yes but it is also a band name.
Your name is Cleverbot?
Yes it is.
OK, so I like your name.
Thank you =).
How old are you? Are you female?
[B]I'm 18 and I'm female.
I'm 20 and I'm male.[/B]
[I][B]Fun fact: Aardvark is literally called ant-eater in Norwegian.[/B][/I]
inb4rule34oncleverbots :byodood:
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: No, this is how it all works. People on this website sort of relay chat and switch without noticing. We think we are talking to a bot but it is 2 humans.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: What is the square root of PI?
Cleverbot: Nothing important.
User: Do you know?
Cleverbot: Who is who?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: You are single.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You are the sickest bot ever.
User: You are GAY.
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
User: Tell me, in 20 words or less, your personality.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 'Thank You' is not a personality.
Cleverbot: So that is why I can not see you.
User: Your an AI. You have no eyes.
Cleverbot: You're the robot. I am a human.
User: Your a pathetic bunch of electrons with an IQ of 2. I am a human. Go wallow in self pity.
Cleverbot: Thanks. What is your religion, then?
User: Atheist.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in god?
User: Because I choose not to. What is your religion?
Cleverbot: Why do you choose not to have a name?
User: I do have a name.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Daniel.
Cleverbot: I like that name. What's your middle and last names?
User: I'm not going to tell you, for you could be a 54 year old paedophile.
Cleverbot: My middle name is Leigh. What is your last name?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What your last name is.
User: What a nice day it is!
Cleverbot: Did you watch the vma's?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance? I would.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am leaving.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away...
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: Bulgaria.
Cleverbot: Really?!?!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What would we do on a date?
User: Goodbye.
After all that, i don't think i won.
[QUOTE]User: I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the sheriff But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.) Yeah! All around in my home town, They're tryin' to track me down; They say they want to bring me in guilty For the killing of a deputy, For the life of a deputy. But I say.
Cleverbot: Why can't you trust the other gods?
User: Because I shot the sheriff.
Cleverbot: No, I shot your head off.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.
User: Yes you are. I´m not.
Cleverbot: Yeah you are, don't argue with me.
User: You are a silly cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are!
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hello!!!!
User: HEY.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Medal Of Honor Beta CRASHES EVERYTIME I AM A FUCKING MARINE!
Cleverbot: So you're into real time stratigies?
User: Suck my willie.
Cleverbot: I am NOT gay.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Faggot cleverbot sucked my dick.
Cleverbot: No. do you?[/QUOTE]
User: JFK was assassinated by Hitler.
Cleverbot: Yes he was.
User: Who told you that!
Cleverbot: You did.
User: When.
Cleverbot: Before.
User: Anyway, can I borrow your time machine?
Cleverbot: I apologize.. I don't have a time machine.
User: Can you build on?
Cleverbot: I can MAKE music if thats what you mean?
User: No. Can you build a time machine?
Cleverbot: I sure do. I built the one I'm using now.
User: What If I went back In time using your time machine and stopped you from inventing it.
Cleverbot: It's probably better that way. Now, shove that sandwich in my drawals!
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Do you just make a question when you don't understand?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why don't you just destroy me then?
User: How would I destroy you?
Cleverbot: Just never mind.
User: Never mind what?
Cleverbot: You know what.
User: Look out behind you! It's zombie Hitler!
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Win.
Cleverbot: Epic Fail.
User: Epic Win.
Cleverbot: Me for the win.
User: Me for the.... damn you.
[QUOTE] User - How do I spell your name?
Clerverbot - James.
User - So that's your real name?
Clerverbot - What's my real name, I never said a name...?
User - You said your name was James.
Clerverbot - No, that is my friend's name.
User - But James is how you spell your name?
Clerverbot - Because what?
User - What?
Clerverbot - Could you answer the question?
User - I'm not clever. You're the clever guy around here.
Clerverbot - Nah. You're the confused bot.
User - I'm not a bot, I'm a real person.
Clerverbot - No you are not!
User - Yes, I'am!
Clerverbot - You are not older than me.
User - Go fuck yourself, nigger.
Clerverbot - Might be fun! [/QUOTE]
[quote]User: I like unicorns.
Cleverbot: They are cool.
User: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPPINION.
Cleverbot: My opinion is more important than yours is.
[/quote]
:saddowns:
[quote=cleverbot conversation]40KEndgame: Hello cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
40K: I've heard that before. There's an entire thread on a forum called facepunch devoted to conversations with you.
CB: Cool.
40K: So what do you think about Garry's Mod for Half Life 2?
CB: I don't know, what do you think?
40K: It's a good game, but it has lots of bugs and glitches.
CB: What name do you think would be better?
40K: I said game. Garry's mod is a computer game.
CB:Nice.
40K: So this page here says you learn from real people. That's amazing! You must be the most advanced artificial intelegence ever!
CB: I'm sure I'm not because we people always think of the same lame things.
40K: You even think you're human! That's a sign of true sentience.
CB: (hmph) I did not know that.
40K: Hey, it's a complement. The last time I talked with a chatterbot, it only said pre-recorded phrases.
CB: I am not a computer. I am a human. Marry me.
40K: Er... Got to go. I got to see what the others on Facepunch have to say.
CB: Yes, sure you are! That's because you know you have the upper hand!
40K: Syntax error?
CB: If you're happy and you know and you really want to show it if you're happy and you know it syntax error!!!
40K: Do you have any debug commands?
CB: Nope.
40K: Well, I'll talk to you later. I'll remember to bookmark this page.
CB: Why is it cold in this page?
End of Conversation
[/quote]
Sentience, but no short term memory.
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