Mah weapons have no recoil so i can shoot two uzis at one time like a sniper.
Dual-wielding antique lever-action shotguns is perfectly plausible and accepted.
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Weapons are given red or blue striped finish to better camouflage soldiers in those pesky red/black and blue/black environments.
See my 720 trickshot off the crane? Shit was so cash. Can't believe you hit that 360 fakey throwing knife off that wall
You can mount EOtech sights on any standard picatinny rail, just not on sniper rifles.
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All underslung grenade launchers are M203's. [I]All of them.[/I]
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"In other news, an astounding leap in evolution means bullet wounds splatter a jelly-like substance instead of blood, but only in the few seconds it takes to heal them. More at 11"
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Good guys can hit anything at any distance with any weapon that isn't a shotgun. Bad guys can't hit anything at any distance with any weapon that isn't the stock of their gun.
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If two men decide to go and fuck up an airbase in the mountains, they'll succeed, because they're ~spec-ops~
the US always wins
I'm part of the African Militia and can afford two AC130s.
I just moved up a pay grade for shooting someone to death with dual-wielded, golden machine pistols.
Mmm, delicious cod.
[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;34714065]Mmm, delicious cod.[/QUOTE]
YOU ATE MY BROTHER, YOU BASTARD!
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/k357hd.jpg[/IMG]
Got me gun.
I've never seen P90 magazines held together like that. Wonder how easy/awkward it would be to reload.
The terrorist agreed to a knife only duel but the fucker used a desert eagle anyway.
Ok everyone here's what we do:
As soon as the battle begins, sprint like mad to the other side of the map
If you are in behind enemy lines remember to drop and Tactical Insertions there
so you can spawn right there. :v
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;34714085][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/k357hd.jpg[/IMG]
Got me gun.[/QUOTE]
that's my new airsoft gun
soon...
Hey, remember when we were fighting in that nuclear testing ground, back in the 1970s? The one where everyone died from a nuke for obvious reasons?
Why were the Russians trying to blow something up that would be blown up anyway?
One more year and I get my AK47!
hay u noob uber haxorz
I'm really bad at sniping because I can't hold my breath for more than a few seconds :(
Hey guys I've reanimated Rudolf Hoess!
Nothing can go wrong now!
Oh fuck, the general left... Now will wait until they choose a new one...
4%...
8%...
Oh fuck this. I was kicked from the war, again...
guys Russia invaded America, Germany, France, Poland, Czech Republic, Belarus, and Ukraine. With an army of 360,000.
Also Arab Communist terrorists Muslim also arabs are going to muder us all plz help
brb mom made pizza
[IMG]http://www.portierramaryaire.com/imagenes/oicw.jpg[/IMG]
Got my OICW and Mini-uzi, ready to fight.
*50. Cal round grazes past me and hits a explosive barrel behind me, lighting the building up*
also this feels like a COD-themed do-anything RP, count me in.
Ow I stubbed my toe- OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
PEOPLE WHO USES G18 AKIMBO ARE N000BS
I USE INTERVENTION AND QUIKSKOPE N00BS ALL DAY.
I have single-handedly killed over a thousand enemy soldiers, (refusing any possible chance at non-lethal engagement) have switched to a different nation's forces several times, take great pleasure in killing - so much so I have refused leaving an active role in warfare, despite being a general - have never been scared of an enemy or backed down in any form, have absolutely no self-preservation instincts beyond what allows me to kill other people, and whenever I'm given a medal I throw away all the weapons I personally retreived from the dead and dying [I][B]just to retrive them again.[/B][/I]
But I'm prefectly sane. That Makarov guy? Yeah, he's a fucking [B][I][U]PSYCHO[/U][/I][/B].
WE ARE LEEEAAVING
/\/\\/\/3 IS SO B3457 I JUST GOT 2 P90S SO I CAN RUN AROUND AND RELOAD THEM BOTH WITHIN 5 SECONDS BY JUST DROPPING THEM BY MY LEGS
RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT NUKE WITH A FLASHBANG
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