Did you guys hear some one set up a claymore just now?
command finally let me have my MP7 after like 70 years in the army!
Fuck you comrades! I'm dropping it! No friends of me can stop me!
what do you mean you can't discuss the half life series with your enemy while in battle?
Hey guys, the whole area has been EMP'ed. Why the fuck are our electronics offline while theirs aren't?
omg dube let me use my ph flopper on yo azz
dang look at that explod i must wei liek ova 9000 lbs!
Iam a trained soldier with a tactical vest, but i can only hold 3 primary magazines, 2 secondary magazines, 1 lethal gadget, can only be 1 grenade or throwing knife etc, and only 2 non lethal gadget, and apparently my body armor, doesnt exist
Got smacked in the chest with a rocket propelled grenade, just give me a minute to lie down and I'll be fine.
I am Russian
Therefore I am a nuclear extremist
FMG9 Akimbo
While everyone else is using state of the art equipment and weapons, I only use akimbo .44 magnums, because I'm practical.
Bullets with infinite velocity, sweet!
I was going to go to see the medic, but I opted to hide behind cover while my previously blown-off leg grew back
I can change people and countries in a matter of seconds
The army started enlisting 12 year olds
[editline]22nd February 2012[/editline]
Hell, half of my squad hasn't hit puberty yet
I killed a man and he exploded into money.
~QUICKSCOPEZ 420 SMOKE WEED ERRY DAY~
Help guys, there's pigs flying through the sky what do I do?
The Special Air Service now runs cloak and dagger ops, too!
[editline]22nd February 2012[/editline]
above ground EMP shielding
I can kill 25 men and nuke everybody, including me. Survive a rocket 1 meter away from me, survive an assault rifle headshot, run around forever with two old rusty 1887s, I can't be found on radar and turrets ignore me. I can fall down a 100 meter building and keep running.
Yet I can't survive a knife to my foot.
The Russians are using TAR21s and are in red camo so they blend into urban environments.
African militias can afford to buy many prototype assault rifles but can't build their houses up to code.
aa12 nub , get a lyfe
Holy shit I just got n00bt00bed by 3 people straight to the face.
Someone grab my hand and pull me up I can still fight.
Noone but me has skill! D:
FUCKING FAGGOT HARDSCOPERS
GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU FAGGOT NO SKILL N00BS
That fucker just killed me, Well, I'll be back in few seconds
I got shot in the face by a Barrett 50. Cal but don't worry! Ill be able to get back up in 8 seconds and continue to fight like a normal uninjured soldier!
Twenty bullets to the face?
[h2]NOPE. ONE KNIFE SWIPE MAKES ME DED INSTANTLY.[/h2]
Hey dewds watch me jump of this ledge and hip fire this 50. Cal gun without dislocating my shoulder
DAMNIT! Sorry ECHO-3, My mom says I have to do the dishes. It's all up to you now!
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