Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[ArctixFawx]

I shoot you with the gun in the face then steals your toaster.
Here, have a balloon.

[Mandrith]

I put the balloon over your head, and suffocate you with it.
Here, have stick of butter

[ArctixFawx]

I put the butter all over my cock then choke you with it.
Here, have more cock.

[DJSergei]

I shove it down your throat

Here, have a sheet of paper

[red_rizer36]

Thank you, I give you a paper cut on your neck which cuts whatever that was vital in there.

Here, have Half Life: Episode 3

[Benzinxrm]

I shove it down your throat

Here have cotton ball.

[red_rizer36]

[QUOTE=benzinxrm;24723500]I shove it down your throat

Here have cotton ball.[/QUOTE]

How dare you shove Half Life Episode 3 down my throat!

[Revan564]

Before this thread fails, quickly take this copy of Duke Nukem 3D

[Bivi]

I shove it into your anus and record a video, then i post it on youtube getting it millions of views. You then commit suicide.
i give you my penis

[o0ICE0o]

It is now in your throat, and in your anus. AT THE SAME TIME.
You get an eyelash.

[itsDivine]

I....

burn it with fire

here have fire

[Afgman]

[QUOTE=itsDivine;24725268]I....

burn it with fire

here have fire[/QUOTE]

Makes a spit roast with your body and places the fire under the spit roast.

Here have a Cat

[That Damn Cat]

Cat doesn't like you and rips your face until your dead.

I give you a lollipop.

[mrmr]

I will shove the lolipop down you Uthera and keep doing so till you die of blood loss.

I give you a Koran.

[Daniellynet]

I'll beat you up with the Koran, until you start dieing.

Have a Mac.

[AgentBoomstick]

I make you look at the mac.

Here, have a sailboat.

[Jurttu]

I make the sailboat fall on you using a crane.

Here lil' fella, have a sheet of paper.

[punkrjp]

I give you a papercut, and you bleed to death.

Here, have human stupidity.

[Nefarious]

I make you fight against human stupidity: I tie you up and force you to argue with ultra-radical creationists. You have 3 days to convince them to use their brains. If you fail, you die.

Here, have a device that heals people. It can't be reversed or used as a blunt/melee weapon.

[mikester112]

I overheal you and use you as a human meatshield then leave you to die.

I give you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

[Sitkero]

I beat you with the physical manifestation of the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Take this flask, it's filled with some seriously good bourbon.

[mikester112]

I drink the bourbon and shove the flask up your ass

Here have a seriously angry dwarf who's only intention is to kill all life on Earth.

[Richard Longflop]

Inserted into your brain, and somehow you get LUPUS, and die... Soooooon.

Dear chap, Have a monocle.

[Van.]

use the monocole as a magnifying glass to burn you.
have some ice cream

[GrizzlyBear]

I gore out your eyes with the cone and watch you bleed to death.

I give you... a.. cute seal pup.

[mikester112]

I grab the seal pup's tail and start beating you with it. (Then take it to the vet.)

Here have some apple pie.

[kill3r]

I make you have sex with it, causing you to burn your penis, causing you to commit suicide.

A penny.

[Chekko]

I shove it down your throat and you die due to bacteria.

Applepie.

[That2D]

I shove your face in it and you drown in apples.

I give you a hat.

[lolracoon]

I wear the hat, become noticed by a stylish magazine, earn millions, hire a Private armed force, and then drop a cyanide pill in your drink while we meet to remember old times.

Here have the internet.