Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Hoppenheimer]

I ban you from the whole internet and you get a shock. AND DAI.

I give you my DSi.

[Warlord_1011]

I rewire the battery so it is a bomb, and it blows up in you face severing your body in half, thus ending in your death

i give you a condom

[Asphyxia]

Suffocation by condom

I give you a pencil

[punkrjp]

I force you to write stuff, you die of muscular de-moleculazation (wtf?)

Here.. have... a Chainsaw.

[Mao II]

I chop insert the chainsaw into your throat slicing you in 2

Here have a tranvestite woman

[JackInYourPants]

Thanks, I fuck the woman and then use her as a weapon to kill you with
here have a remote

[Mandrith]

I pay her to rip your heart out.
Here, have tissue.

[DarkSin]

I use it to cover your mouth as I choke you to death.

Here, have a straw.

[TippZ]

I throw the straw really hard, and with precision, I hit you in the heart, and you die.

Here, have a icecream

[Crimson_Bomb]

I eat the icecream and gain superpowers, then I superpower you to death.

Here, have a tampon.

[bak_to_basix]

-shoves tampon down throat- *chokes to death*

haha

here have a post it note.

[Chekko]

You choke on it.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83hZhCXNikQ]Phone[/url]

[NotSo1337]

The phone is wired to an explosive device, and accept the call. It detonates.

A pistol with an anti-air attachment. :byodood:

[Muthenfrucheir]

I shoot an airplane hovering over your home,and it crashes straight into your house or wherever you are.

[xxfalconxx]

i use the nothing to make a black hole and devour you.

here, have a slot machine.

[jewdozer]

I drop it on your head from an upstairs window.
I give you Windows Vista.

[Mao II]

i tip the slot machine over
here have EVERYTHING

[MegaChalupa]

Above user's brain explodes while trying to comprehend everything.

Here, have a single atom of carbon.

[Strongbad]

I multiply it and use it to create a bomb. I then use it to blow you up.

Have a dull Ninja sword.

[Sitkero]

Beat you to death with it.

Here, take my hat.

[koeniginator]

I hit you with it alot.

Have a 2cm X 2cm index card with soft edges.

[teslath]

I set it on fire and burn you with it.

Have a Gas Mask.

[kolkhoznik]

I'll beat you to death with it.

Here, have a dead kitten.

[Andru91]

Slapped you to death with it.

Here, have a picture of my dick

[teslath]

I show it to your parents and you die of embarrassment.

Have a microchip.

[kolkhoznik]

Show you what it looks like.

Here, have a windows xp home edition disc that is scratched in several directions.

fuck ninja'd

Shove it in your neck.

SAME SUPPLY, I AM LAZY

[Andru91]

I'll shove it through your throat till you choke.

Here, have a look at Goatse. IMG AHEAD

I wonder how many fell for it

[escher]

It turns into a black hole and sucks you into the anus.

I give you a Colt .45.

[teslath]

I shoot an explosive barrel next to you.

Have a Tolstovka shirt.

[ASmellyOgreV2]

I shove it in a bottle of Vodka to make a Molotov cocktail, then punch you in the face.

I give you the Tolstovka Molotov cocktail.