Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[teslath]

I throw it at your house, it burns to the ground leaving you homeless. You kill yourself out of remorse.

Have a link to [url]www.ilovebees.com[/url]

[Andru91]

I'll divide by zero.

Here have a pic of my body.

[Wheat Bread Man]

Luckily the picture was actually of you AND you performing certain acts with a moldy fish. I take picture and post it on facepunch and you commit suicide a few hours later from the shame... deadly deadly shame.

here i give you my worst enemy... a bread knife

D:

[joshdasmif]

I poke your eyes out with it.

Here have a music CD.

[faze]

I slit your throat with it.

I have a plush Care Bear, too soft to slap me to death with, and too large to choke me with.

[wsinw]

[QUOTE=faze;24958329]I slit your throat with it.

I have a plush Care Bear, too soft to slap me to death with, and too large to choke me with.[/QUOTE]

I burn it into dangerous fumes and suffocate you.

Have an iPhone 3G.

[faze]

Put it next to a Windows Mobile phone, and you die from the explosion.

I have a dildo.

[Strongbad]

I poke your eyes out with it and turn you loose in a cage full of Wolverines.

A loaf of bread

[Tymoor]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;24958656]I poke your eyes out with it and turn you loose in a cage full of Wolverines.

A loaf of bread[/QUOTE]

Freeze it solid, then bludgeon around the temple with it.

Have a viagra pill.

[shounic]

i shove it in your mouth with the help of arnold while drinking a fruit smoothie.

have a dollar.

[Strongbad]

I burn it under your nose as you sleep and you choke to death on the fumes.

The letter J.

[Cyberdan]

I force you to think the letter J endlessly, until you commit suicide after going crazy.

Have some Lego.

[BurritoBazooka]

I build a Lego gun and shoot you in the head with it, failing, so I just poke you in the eye so deep that it goes into your brain.

I give you a leaf

[Killerkyogre]

I tickle you to death.

Here take this medkit.

[Jonesy.exe]

I stab you with it. :downs:

Take this feather duster!

[Cello]

I tickle you to death with ease.

Here, take this inability to kill anybody, even through influence, suggestion or instruction.

[Wheat Bread Man]

I roll around on the floor helpless untill you walk off and spontainiusly combust.

have a paperclip

[Killerkyogre]

I lodge it in your eye so deep it damages your brain.

I give you a skeleton.

[NateDude]

I stab you with the tiny point on the end

[B]Ninja'd![/B]

I bash you with it's Fists

below user have a sexy woman

[Schlinky]

Ooh, nice.

Now take my slinky.

[Beak Doctor]

Shove the slinky down your throat to make you a true neck slinky.

I have a meatball!

[NateDude]

Uh, Thanks? I choke you with it?

Below user have a sexy woman.

[sp]YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME WITH IT!![/sp]

[Arcesious]

You get a heart attack from the sight.

Below user gets a blob of jello the size of your hand.

[lapsus_]

i choke you with it, pushing it down your throat

Below user gets water in a plastic bottle

[crumbleshake]

I fill poisoned it. You drink it by accident!!!

I give you a hater

[Cyberdan]

I cut it into a dagger and stab you.

Here, have some food.

Edit: NINJA'D!

[DragonSpawn777]

I poison the food and give it back to you.

Below user gets the above user's dead body.

[BurritoBazooka]

I give you a Cyberdan Kebab.

I give the next user a REALLY REALLY blunt knife.

[Strongbad]

I jam it in your eye and into your brain.

Here's a handkerchief.

[orcywoo6]

I soak the handkerchief with gasoline, shove it down your neck and casually walk away whilst tossing a match accurately into your mouth.

Here you go, have a memory stick.