Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I put my memory stick in you CPU so many times I get an error on my software and get hardware.

I smash your brains out with the hardware, then I shoot it at a shooting range. I give you a large plastic model of a loon.

i shove the loon up your rectum and kick it until it impales you you get my cat

I fry you to ashes because your cat is really a LAZR CAT! [URL=http://img28.imageshack.us/i/lasercats5136.jpg/][IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8162/lasercats5136.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I dropped a bottle of Nuka Cola.

I drink the Nuka Cola and grow an extra arm due to radiation, and beat you to death with it. Here, have 3 extra fingers.

I force you to drink the nuka cola and you soon die of radiation poisoning. You get bottle of water. damn, ninjaed.

I drink the contents of the bottle, then i proceed to forcefeed you the bottle itself. Here, have a ⑨.

I shove it down your throat and choke you to death. Take these Einsatzgruppen initiates.

I had them poke two holes in your neck, hang you upside down, let you bleed out, then leave you in the middle of a road at night to be remembered as a vampire victim. [editline]09:57PM[/editline] Have a mentos!

I sharpen it in a rather impossible fashion and use it, combined with a few blunt instruments I happened to have laying about, to remove your left thigh. Then I beat you to death with your thigh. Have a very large broom.

I shove it up your ass and pull out your heart. Here below user, have a GIGANTIC letter [highlight]u[/highlight]

I push it on you, crushing you. Here's a Coffee cup that pulls you into the Mandril Maze.

coffee cup is rigged with c4 thus killing you. Have a paper towel

I wiped my ass with it, fed it to you, and gave you e coli have a fart

I put it in a baloon and force you to rebreathe it. I give you my car keys.

[QUOTE=_Kent_;24973506]I put it in a baloon and force you to rebreathe it. I give you my car keys.[/QUOTE] I'll stab them through your testicles, then force-feed them to you. After you finished, I would stab them through your eyes, shove 'em up your ass, then stab you in the back of the neck. I would then cut you up, put you in a toilet, take a massive shit, then use your scalp as toilet paper. I'm really fucked up aren't I. [editline]11:14PM[/editline] Oh yeah, I give the next user a Pretzel Stick.

Fuck you guys, *Grabs the Pretzel Stick and runs* take my Ferrari

I shove it up your ass. I take my ass

Beats you with your ass Take my Big Black Dildo

I shove it up your ass I take my ass with my ass shoved up it

Kill your ass with your ass shoved ass and put it up my ass while shoving my ass up someone elses's ass take my Anti-Ass-Matter

I shove it up your ass I give you my ass with my ass shoved ass and put it up your ass while shoving your ass up someone elses's ass [editline]09:24PM[/editline] I should stop...

I kill you with what ever you said. I give you highly unstable dark matter *a black hole*

I place the black hole next to you and you are sucked in. God knows where you are now... or if you're even alive... I give you... a fingernail clipping.

Thank you for the fingernail clipping, too bad this won't help you from choking on your own dick. Here have a glass cup.

I eat it and spit the shards at you. I give you a boner.

"When i rape you dead, it makes GLaD i'm not you!" You have been granted the ability to cast an Icicle Fall -easy- spell! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY_e-WoVIqU[/media]

I dont know how to so i just shoot you in the heart. I give you cottonelle [IMG]http://www.regotrading.com/images/Cottonelle.jpg[/IMG]

I spend 28 hours making rope out of the Cottonelle, then I lasso the cottonelle dog and shove it up your anus out of your mouth as it claws your internal organs. I curb stomp you and the dog then tie you up with the rope and leave you tied to some train tracks which are made of flesh eating bacteria. I give you happiness.

You experience happiness so increasingly intense that you succumb to the delusion that no moment could be as happy as the last moment you had. You slit your wrists up the alley--not across the street--with the first sharp object you find, one of several I have left conveniently about the room for you to notice. You slowly bleed to death while a smile of pure joy still lingers on your face. I give you one dram of cyanide.