Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

[QUOTE=PureOath;24975366]You experience happiness so increasingly intense that you succumb to the delusion that no moment could be as happy as the last moment you had. You slit your wrists up the alley--not across the street--with the first sharp object you find, one of several I have left conveniently about the room for you to notice. You slowly bleed to death while a smile of pure joy still lingers on your face. I give you one dram of cyanide.[/QUOTE] I mix it in your eye drops and watch you scream as it ruptures the small blood vessels, causing it to be carried directly to the brain. Your violent spasms last for only 2 minutes. Then it is all quiet. [highlight]I give you a harvester[/highlight] [img]http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/351688/1463349/0/1123581370/combined_harvester.jpg[/img]

I turn on the Harvester then lose control and then you get ran over. I give you a N64

I smash the N64 over your head and use a emulator instead. I give you a feather.

the feather came from a bird with a mutated form of the birdflu so u died. have a doorknob

It was the doorknob of the hell gate. I pushed you in it. I give you my virginity. Giggity.

I have aids and you die. Here's a rocket that launches anyone who touches it into space.

I make it touch you while holding it with the gravity gun. I give you Dan.

I convince him that it costs twelve hundred thousand dollars.... to let you live, for 12 seconds. Needless to say, he kills you. Have a pack of rabid wolves in a cage that cannot be opened.

I open it with a plasma torch Here, have the plasma torch i already killed a guy with

Shoots down above with plasma torch Uses arm

I capture you and don't feed you anything until you're thin enough to fit through the bars. Then i shove you in through the bars. I give you, a golf club. ((Shit Sorry about that..))

I ram it down your throat. I give you a Bluetooth Headset

It's fucking useless, I give it back I give you a cricket bat.

Its wooden, so it gives you a splinter, your finger goes septic, and you die. Have Albert Einstien.

Albert Einstien sits you down for a regular math class, you cannot stand his math and your brain explodes. I give you string.

I use the string to tickle you to death. Here is some oxygen.

I combine it with some chemicals to make an acid bomb to throw at you Have Maxwell's magic notepad from Scribblenauts.

turns out a "roflcopter" and "ur mom" dont match :\ your mom drives the chopper into you ( also seriesly though type "ur mom" and "roflcopter" there real things :D ) I scam the world into thinking god isnt real and i get handed that i give to you £100,00,000,000,000,000 ( sorry put wrong words, re-read it now its fine XD)

(Thanks) I Flood your throat with the monies and you suffocate I give the below user a nice harmless adorable bunny

[QUOTE=medal-12;24981960]But... what do I get ?[/QUOTE] Nothing. I empty an L85 magazine into your chest. [IMG]http://arniesairsoft.co.uk/news2/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/l85-1.jpg[/IMG] Here, have the L85. It has no ammo.

I grabbed the bullets out of medals chest and shot you with it. I give you a puppy.

Puppy Fucks you up because you gave it away "Below user has been given a radiator"

I drop it onto your head. Have a Reimu Hakurei plush. [img]http://www.amiami.jp/images/product/main/102/CGD-8276.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=flashn00b;24982197]I drop it onto your head. Have a Reimu Hakurei plush. [/QUOTE] I shove it down your trachea, suffocating you. Below user gets the Swiss flag.

I wrap you in it and drop you out of a helicopter Here, have a ceiling fan

I turn it on and chop you up with it. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this bubble wrap.

I pop it in your ear and deafen you. You don't hear the truck that's about to hit you coming. I give you your avatar

oh shit. i give you a beetle

You clap you hands to death. I give you a french fry

You eat it I give you a dead parrot