Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I use its beak to claw out your eyes, and then I piss on your brain. I give you a can of mountain dew.

I drink it in one gulp, crumple it up, tear it open and use the sharp edges to kill you. take my Avatar.

Make him eat you! Take an bottle of water!

Glass or plastic? If the former, I break it over your head and then stab you in the chest with the sharp remains. If the latter, I drink it all and then vomit corrosive acid all over you after transforming into your avatar. I then go on to start a Demonic army and take over the world. Here's a spear with no sharp end.

I shove it up your arse and rupture your intestines causing massive internal bleeding killing you fairly quickly. Here is a pot noodle.

I smoke it and transform into my Avatar. I then eat you. A pancake.

i beat you to death with the pancake. I give you a spoon

I use it to horribly slowly kill you with the extremely inefficient weapon. I give you my corpse.

I grab your corpse and beat you to death with it (wtf? that does not seem physically possible) And here. Have a tapeworm

....... :q: A stick. [editline]09:22PM[/editline] Fuck, ninja'd. I use the tapeworm to choke you in an unspecified way. Here's a societal leech.

The societal leech wears you down so much you commit suicide by jumping off a tall building. I give you a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses.

Thank you, I make a knife out of the plastic and steel and stab you to death with it. I give you one pillow.

I beat you to death with it, suffocation wouldn't be as fun. I give you the moon.

I change it's orbit around earth and it hits you. I give you hope.

You choke to death on your own penis. Here's a baby.

I make the baby scream until your eardrums explode and blood comes rushing out of your head. Here, have some skull candy headphones.

I'll put them in my sister's iPod and make you listen to Hollaback Girls. Here's a plush doll of Elmo.

The Elmo doll stalks you until you commit suicide. Here's an iron.

I beat your skull in. Here's a skull.

I grab the skull and punch you in the balls repeatidly with it. Here have a hydrogen bomb

I explode the hydrogen in your house. You die. Take my slinky.

I lube it up and shove it up your ass. Your ass bleeds you to death. Take this iPhone 4

Throw the Iphone to your head! Killing you in a second. Take an house.

Drop it on your head. Take my lemon.

While passing me the lemon I accidentally squeeze it too hard and it sprays in your eyes, consequentially you are allergic to lemons and your eyes explode and you die. I give you a dildo.

I sharpen the end and stab you with it. Take this life.

I do, but the life is yours and you die. Here's a spaghetti noodle. :smug:

I stab you in the eye until you go into shock and die from the pain, or infection. I give you a very clean pubic hair.

You choke to death on your own penis because that's how I roll. :smug: Here's a .jpeg file.

I put the .jpeg file on a usb and stick up your ass You die from constipation Here's a mac