Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I throw the Mac at you. Your head flies off. Take my slinky.

I strangle you with it. A calculator that will divide by 0 the moment you touch it.

I touched it. It exploded in your face. I give you a ipod shuffle.

I insert it in your neck and punch it in. Here, take a keychain.

I wrap it round your neck. You die. Have a burglar alarm.

I put it in a high-security facility, then I mind-control you and make you break in. You get arrested and executed. Here's my avatar.

i extract the color from your avatar and mix it with deadly chemicals that will evaporate upon watching your avatar creating a deadly gas, killing you. Have a lightbulb

I turn it on and you have a stroke. Here, have a power button.

I turn you on... :smug: Take the Effort Button.

I shove it down your throat and you suffocate. Here's a Dragon.

Make him burn you! Take my Windows 98.

I break it and you commit suicide. Here's a rubber ducky.

The rubber ducky consumes your soul. Take this Plasma grenade

i shoot the sky, and by the surprise of me shooting the sky you had a heart attack. Take this cd-key: ****-****-****-****

I use the cd key to launch a nuke at ur house.... yet ur the only one who dies here take this laptop charger

You die because your laptop is dead and because you have no life outside of the internet, you die a horrible, nerdy death, never getting laid once in your life. I give below poster a model action figure of Master Chief.

THis action figure comes to life and kicks ur ass fur failin i give you anthrax

I'll place it behind your ear. Take this small cute puppy.

I train it to be vicious and wild and make it rip off your ballsack, making you bleed to death. I give you a ziplock baggie of sand.

I make you eat the sand then suffocate you with the ziplock I give you a grain of rice.

Infect the rice with a terrible disease and make you eat it Have this mobile phone

[QUOTE=Smashman;25017949]Infect the rice with a terrible disease and make you eat it Have this mobile phone[/QUOTE] A grain of rice is smaller than a quarter, you could have had him choke to death on his own dick. I take the mobile phone and hurl it through your head. I give you a bunch of grapes.

I ferment the grapes so they are alcoholic, then I get you so drunk you drive your car into a garbage comactor. I give you a nintendo wii. I swear, one more "jam it down your throaght" response and I will kill you all.

I bash you to death with it Here have a mirror.

I slice your throat with it. Here have a computer.

I bash ur skull in withit heres a z key from a mac

I throw it into your mouth, choking you. Have my chair

[QUOTE=tomboy083;25021921]I throw it into your mouth, choking you. Have my chair[/QUOTE] *Mr.killa comes back into existence* I use the chair legs to stab you. I give you a dildo.

I throw it in the bin and you die of shock. user below, have a camera

See "Goosebumps - Say Cheese and Die" Nipple clamps.