Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Ninjarooster]

Clamp your eyes out.

1 inch cube of Jell-O.

[sir whoopsalot]

I shove the cube of Jell-o in your eye socket and watch you bleed to death.

A rolled up newspaper.

[Hubsha]

I make you read it to death.
Here, have the blunt end of a knife.

[fstab]

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I give you a :dong:

[Saucy]

I'll bend it all the way back until it snaps.

I give you a googly eye.

[Ms. Gyroscope]

I put the eye on a doll and laugh in amusment. I nut-tap you and watch your testicles pop-out.

Take some gray matter

[bourgogne]

I beat you to death.

Here, have some silly puddy

[Wootman]

I put it over your head

Here have my avatar's hair

[Ms. Gyroscope]

I choke you with it.
take some hashish

[Strongbad]

I make you choke on it.

Here's a keyboard.