How do you get a girlfriend? - General

Try to figure out what you can offer her that other people can't; or at least most others can't. I went with honesty. Most men lie to women as easy as breathing. So I went with being the only guy who'd never lie to women. It's easier than you'd think.

[QUOTE=evilgrins;52017053]Try to figure out what you can offer her that other people can't; or at least most others can't. I went with honesty. Most men lie to women as easy as breathing. So I went with being the only guy who'd never lie to women. It's easier than you'd think.[/QUOTE] Dang man, I hope I can grow up to be like you.

[QUOTE=matt000024;52016622]tbh best way is try to not get a girlfriend. that reverse shit works well.[/QUOTE] Reverse shit? Like putting feces into my asshole? I never knew that! I'm gonna try this on the next girl I meet!

[QUOTE=kariko;52017445]Reverse shit? Like putting feces into my asshole? I never knew that! I'm gonna try this on the next girl I meet![/QUOTE] let cum come out of her vag and into your penis hole

You need to buy one.

do all of the following: 1: be notoriously good looking 2. have a good sense of fashion 3. take care of your body 4. partake in cool hobbies like drawing and nintendo games and non-shitty anime 5. hold conversations well and dont be boring 6. have a good sense of humor and make people laugh 7. display self confidence 8. dont be a dick or have bad opinions 9. networking, even if only a little 10. spend a lifetime's worth of luck 11. make lists of 12 12. listen to these 12 things and you too will find someone who wants to gargle your balls it worked for me

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When you're talking to a chick, take just a second to think about whether or not the next thing you're about to say is something that sounds creepy. If it sounds creepy, then think of something else. Rinse and repeat. Same with actions. If what you're about to do is creepy, then do something that isn't creepy. It may seem obvious, but I've known guys who don't do this. It doesn't go well.

Some cash, a car, and a lack of police presence.

Having girls in your freinds circle definitely helps but if there aren't any it cant be halped.

Well the first step is finding a good picture and going to a body pillow making site.

show her your extensive collection of underage anime girls and overly massive bad dragon dildos

why are you asking facepunch of all things

Alternatively if girls don't work out become a homosexual The dream man to any woman is the stereotypical homosexual.

Give up on having a relationship, become a reclusive hermit, and be bitter about other people's (presumed) happiness in their lives.

[QUOTE=Pitchfork;52017845] If it sounds creepy, then think of something else. Rinse and repeat. Same with actions. If what you're about to do is creepy, then do something that isn't creepy[/QUOTE] Ugh I just got SO wet looking at this guy who just won't move said one woman in five thousands Real pro tip: a good pickup can come from a combination of mutual acquaintances and tunnel vision. It's the easy recipe for love though you run the risk of missing your true call. But yeah just think of a girl with mutual friends and let THEM know you like her. Everything will become a walk in the park from the moment your interest in them is acknowledged. Even getting rejected becomes easy as pie. One other thing that can work that I would not advise is getting to know gullible, love-shy and/or low self esteem women and only gradually reveal that you are actually flirting. It's like magic when it works but can lead to some horrible predicaments.

Steal a mannequin from a clothing store

Get a degree in mechanical engineering, and build one like the rest of us. Make sure her internals are easily accessible incase gears trap your dick.

Dont. We are a lot of trouble and loss of money and sanity.

find someone you like, and make sure she gets stockholm syndrom

Ever since I became a moderator i've been getting mad pussy. Rabies vaccinations cost a lot, though, and animal welfare has been called on more than one occasion.

Respect women

[QUOTE=Scarabix;52018460]Ugh I just got SO wet looking at this guy who just won't move said one woman in five thousands[/QUOTE] What? I'm just saying not to do creepy shit. If you literally cannot interact with a woman without being creepy, then you may have problems. You know that there are other ways to be near her than giving an unwanted shoulder massage that makes her, and everyone else in the room, visibly uncomfortable for the third time, right? You can say other things to her than, "Hey, I put you in the manga that I'm drawing about people I know."

Forget about girlfriends and boyfriends, waifu age is coming soon...

Believe in yourself!

Three things essential to life on earth. Hard Liquor. Heavy Metal. Video Games. I don't see women here, you're barking up the wrong tree.

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Just be yourself and completely fake it till you make it.

I buy mine at the dollar section in Walmart.

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