Take showers, wear fitting clothes, have a car, have a steady supply of disposable income, think before you act, don't be repulsive, talk with women.
Buying gifts and saying what they want to hear (i.e. compliments) can do wonders if you do it naturally, girlfriend or not.
It'll happen naturally.
FYI, they are as desperate as you.
Hygiene and going for a girl you just recently met and everything seems to "click" in a sense. Don't wait too long to ask though or she'll consider you a friend rather than a boyfriend. A sense of humor helps but don't flaunt it.
Why let someone into your life when all you need to care about is you. That's why we have hookers.
[QUOTE=The bird Man;52020860]Why let someone into your life when all you need to care about is you. That's why we have hookers.[/QUOTE]
Hookers r gross tho
Why get a girl when all of life's pleasures are already in the palm of your hand?
Specifically the left.
[QUOTE=The bird Man;52020860]Why let someone into your life when all you need to care about is you. That's why we have hookers.[/QUOTE]
teenagers needs 3 things
car, job, and a girlfriend
car so you can go to places, job so you can afford to do shit at those places, and a girlfriend for validation because we're all sad fucks
[QUOTE=Crpto2007;52021238]Hookers r gross tho[/QUOTE]
Girls in general are "gross tho". =/
Carry hand sanitizer and condoms at all times to prevent cootie contamination.
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;52021494]Carry hand sanitizer and condoms at all times to prevent cootie contamination.[/QUOTE]
Getting messy from working on cars works great for me!
Have a large dong and walk up to her and say:
"We'll bang ok?"
The trick is to find an attractive boyfriend. This will lure in unsuspecting girlfriends who are attracted to him.
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[QUOTE]
This one is gonna get you vagina: Put the invitation in an ice cube, aight? The message could say, "Please don't leave me out in the cold. Say that you'll go out with me this coming . . ." or "It would be really cool if you'd . . ." Or put the message on a Popsicle.[/QUOTE]
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Use the DENNIS system
[QUOTE=GastricTank;52017535]do all of the following:
1: be notoriously good looking[/QUOTE]FUCK
Easy. You import one from South-East Asia. They don't have warranty though, so choose wisely.
It's a fact that if you blow yourself up, along with filthy westerners, in service to the islamic state, you'll have an impressively sized harem in the afterlife
Dont bother with women, too much hassle. Get a man instead, so much more fun.
The real question is how to get a girlfriend from facepunch.
[QUOTE=Metaru;52024090]The real question is how to get a girlfriend from facepunch.[/QUOTE]
everything is possible with the power of friendship
[QUOTE=Metaru;52024090]The real question is how to get a girlfriend from facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Find one of the girls on Facepunch and send awkward PMs to them until they block you.
Facepunch is quite similar to Facebook in this regard
Show her your collection of gas masks.
[QUOTE=Metaru;52024090]The real question is how to get a girlfriend from facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Make a witty joke in LMAO pics and show a screencap of your funny ratings. You'll be swimming in FP pussy!
While putting yourself out there around more people increases your chances, do not actively go out seeking a partner if you want true love; I think that's setting you up for disappointment. You'll become frustrated or have your self-esteem lowered, etc. Love is something subconscious and instinctive, something that happens without you having much control over it. You shouldn't wait around wishing for love, nor should you actively go hunt for it - It'll just happen when you least expect it, like many other things in life. But don't shut yourself in like it's inevitable no matter what you do; you have to actually talk to other people, and try to seek the courage if you're shy (like I was and still am). Not everyone will like you, but even less people will dislike you, and even less people than that might have feelings for you. But you'll never know until you break the ice, even if it's just casual small talk. I get the feeling that very few successful relationships start off with the both of them trying to be lovers right off the bat. It's a build up, going from acquaintances to friends to good friends to even better friends and so forth. So, in a sense, try to primarily make friends instead of matchmaking or dating. Even if they "friend zone" you, you'll still have one more friend than what you started off with, and aren't good friends also very valuable?
Further more, while love can certainly be something to look forward to and dream about, there's much more to actual living than loving. Not saying that having offspring can't be likened to the meaning of life itself, or that feeling loved and sharing a life with someone is overrated, it's just that there's much more other things to focus on in the mean time. I think the best time spent is when you focus on improving yourself; improving your craft, your work, your studies, your health, your knowledge, your abilities, your situation in life. Because, while you might fall in love, the feelings are never guaranteed to be mutual. So try to be your best self when that day comes, try to become the person you want to be and [U]always[/U] stay true to yourself. As in, don't follow any bullshit guides or act like someone you're not. If you pretend to be anything but yourself and someone falls in love with you - they won't actually love you, just the person you're pretending to be.
If you're really desperate, you should just calm down. Don't be afraid of being alone your whole life, like I was. It's a sad thought, and it might turn out to be true, but I think you'll find it easier to be around people when you're not sad or depressed. To reiterate; focus on other things and do things that make you happy, but keep it in the back of your mind by all means. Just don't let your days be dragged down by feeling lonely or desiring love. Live every day to the fullest and be happy while you do so, and one day things might just click into place for you and someone else. At the very least, you don't have to look back at your time chasing love when you're older and wish you'd spent your time more wisely. We've got a limited time in life, and chances are you're only going to experience it once, so just live your life and don't think about it.
Fucking go out there, talk to people, have fun and love yourself. That's how I personally think you'll get a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Get a bodypillow instead.
heres a good pick up line that worked for me 2 times:
take a crate
fill it with lime
go to her
stumble as you make the lime fall
after you are done picking up the lime
say "sorry,im pretty bad at pickup limes"
marry her.
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[QUOTE=Lapfox Fanatic;52027320]heres a good pick up line that worked for me 2 times:
take a crate
fill it with lime
go to her
stumble as you make the lime fall
after you are done picking up the lime
say "sorry,im pretty bad at pickup limes"
marry her.[/QUOTE]
wait when did my name change from "Lapfox Fanti" to "Lapfox Fanatic"
[editline]29th March 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lapfox Fanatic;52027320]heres a good pick up line that worked for me 2 times:
take a crate
fill it with lime
go to her
stumble as you make the lime fall
after you are done picking up the lime
say "sorry,im pretty bad at pickup limes"
marry her.
[editline]29th March 2017[/editline]
wait when did my name change from "Lapfox Fanti" to "Lapfox Fanatic"[/QUOTE]
ffs i cant even spell my first name on facepunch
Chloroform
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dont look at my avatar though
[QUOTE=ILLUMM;52016422]You have to quit Facepunch first.[/QUOTE]
once you've signed up its too late
you become a virgin mary for life
[QUOTE=zeromancer;52027585]The amount of vagina repellent in this thread is great, keep up the good work guys.
EDIT:
dont look at my avatar though[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, you're just adding on
The first thing you should do is learn to listen better than you speak. Try hanging around classmates or coworkers who aren't your friends- people who won't enjoy your company by default. Being able to genuinely care about other peoples' thoughts and feelings more than you expect them to care about yours is an attractive quality that makes up for a lot of faults. I'm not saying that you should care about your partner more than they care about you; I'm saying that you shouldn't [I]expect[/I] more than you're willing to give.
You'll know you've got something good if you can find someone you care for who also cares for you, and if you're patient, forgiving, and careful moving forward, you can develop a loving relationship out of a friendship.
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