How do you get a girlfriend? - General

Heres how you get a gf Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Tell her she doesn't have to say anything, but she does have to eat these eggs

I got drunk and added a friend of a friend on facebook because I thought she was cute. Our 1 year anniversary is Monday lol

Consult [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1554328]this thread[/url] for advice on pickup lines.

If you have to make a thread in an Internet forum to find a girlfriend, I dare say it's to late.

tinder and dedication my boy, that's how I've always done it

With dolla dolla bills playa! :dewritos:

Is this misc? Grab y protein shake, put plenty of peanut butter, bulk up, wear skinny new jersey shirt, go to bar and piss off everyone, gets all the bitch. srs

Go to some bars and hope for the best [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5cxkh0euvU8[/media]

Buy a gf from Russia or Indonesia

talk to little girls

Sing all the JoJo theme songs without fucking up or messing up your voice.

UPDATE: I found a girl

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52326119]UPDATE: I found a girl[/QUOTE] fricking rights bud

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52016412]Hey so I was wondering how you get a girlfriend? Like what tools are necessary? Should I take an aggressive approach or should I be cautious? /s[/QUOTE] Make friends. Eventually your friends will hook you up .

best tip don't be weird and get some damn muscles

[QUOTE=BITBITBIT;52041660]Depends on your stage of life; Teen-age = Good looks/style with some sort of vehicle ?car/cool motorbike Adult = Money. Or a great job. But all in all girlfiends are something that you want, until you actually have it.[/QUOTE] I have $5 and this 93 Dodge caravan. Wanna hop in and be my girlfriend?:buddy: [QUOTE=Monkey pie;52326394]best tip don't be weird and get some damn muscles[/QUOTE] I can attest to this. Getting a good muscle suit (don't get the inflatable kind, too obvious. Go with the plush suits) and all the girls will go mad for you.

Facepunch should have a dating section

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52326119]UPDATE: I found a girl[/QUOTE] glad to see that our advice helped you

[QUOTE=Adarrek;52327543]Facepunch should have a dating section[/QUOTE] Its too early for gasmasks thread.

to be quite honest, just flirt by sending pictures of cats it's worked out for me and on the plus side, any girl who doesn't like cats isn't worth dating, so that gets that out of the way

EDIT: NVM

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52326119]UPDATE: I found a girl[/QUOTE] We did it Facepunch [QUOTE=Metamorphics;52331661]EDIT: NVM[/QUOTE] Well that was quick. Back to square one I see. Let's get you another.

[QUOTE=Samson0722;52331779]We did it Facepunch Well that was quick. Back to square one I see. Let's get you another.[/QUOTE] Just talk to all of the friends of the girl that friendzoned you. Should probably work.

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52331661]EDIT: NVM[/QUOTE] What happened?

If you're asking the question "how do I get a girlfriend" you don't need a girlfriend, you need to grow up and drop the immature idea that women are objects to be obtained for social status or whatever. Make friends and let shit happen naturally, relationships suck if they're not for the right reasons. If you're just looking to get laid then go to parties and get laid, it's not that deep.

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52332063]Just talk to all of the friends of the girl that friendzoned you. Should probably work.[/QUOTE] Have you checked your local Craigslist personals? Those usually work. [QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;52333644]If you're asking the question "how do I get a girlfriend" you don't need a girlfriend, you need to grow up and drop the immature idea that women are objects to be obtained for social status or whatever. Make friends and let shit happen naturally, relationships suck if they're not for the right reasons. If you're just looking to get laid then go to parties and get laid, it's not that deep.[/QUOTE] Are you going to tell me that arranged marriages dont work?

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;52334088] Are you going to tell me that arranged marriages dont work?[/QUOTE] Slavery also worked but there's something about that people didn't like either... Also I doubt OP could afford the reverse dowry his family'd have to pay.

[QUOTE=F.X Clampazzo;52333644]If you're asking the question "how do I get a girlfriend" you don't need a girlfriend, you need to grow up and drop the immature idea that women are objects to be obtained for social status or whatever. Make friends and let shit happen naturally, relationships suck if they're not for the right reasons. If you're just looking to get laid then go to parties and get laid, it's not that deep.[/QUOTE] It's highly dependent on where they came from I guess. In England around Victorian period, you just need to give the girl's father a lot of money, or a lot of sheep [t]https://keithandthemovies.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dark-shadows-2.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=hakimhakim;52335987]It's highly dependent on where they came from I guess. In England around Victorian period, you just need to give the girl's father a lot of money, or a lot of sheep [t]https://keithandthemovies.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dark-shadows-2.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Well I can't see how that wouldn't work these days. We need metamorphics to obtain a sheep or two, and then find the girl of his dreams. provide her father with the sheep, and I am sure they will welcome you into the family with open arms.