How do you get a girlfriend? - General

How about having unshakeable financial stabilities? Women loves those. Their parents, even more. Girls, not so much Trust me, I've met women before

You only need 2 things. 1. Don't be ugly 2. Have muscles :downs:

[QUOTE=Richardroth;52337029]You only need 2 things. 1. Don't be ugly 2. Have muscles :downs:[/QUOTE] fucked both up now what

[QUOTE=Plaster;52338780]fucked both up now what[/QUOTE] You'll have to try again.

[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52326119]UPDATE: I found a girl[/QUOTE] check peneis

You need a fishing pole. Now i know what your thinking. Put it in the water and make a bad joke. But Noooooo. My friend. Put. The hook. In the trunk. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then pull. Now you got your own GF be careful or she might pull out the hook and break up with you.

Update: Maybe I do? It's complicated.

damn a girlfriend for one day thats gotta be like a record or something

by not being 5'3" [sp]like me[/sp]

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52346142]by not being 5'3" [sp]like me[/sp][/QUOTE] gotta drink your milk dude

[QUOTE=nubskrub;52351967]gotta drink your milk dude[/QUOTE] not sure if it's still possible considering i'm 24

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52352010]not sure if it's still possible considering i'm 24[/QUOTE] i'm turning 24 later this year and i drank some milk this morning, i think you can still do it.

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;52352107]i'm turning 24 later this year and i drank some milk this morning, i think you can still do it.[/QUOTE] i mean by growing tall

[QUOTE=nubskrub;52351967]gotta drink your milk dude[/QUOTE] It gives you shit breath and acid reflux, no thanks

Post your candidates

[QUOTE=gary spivey;52352168]It gives you shit breath and acid reflux, no thanks[/QUOTE] You would not survive in the skeleton war.

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;52346142]by not being 5'3" [sp]like me[/sp][/QUOTE] ha, shorty eat my 5'4"

be attractive lol which youll have a hard time with hahaha got em

[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;52355346]hahaha got em[/QUOTE] T_T Please use Capital letters and correct Grammer. If you do this you won't come off as a 12-year-old straight from Music.ly

it's okay to be broke as fuck wit a smal dick and ugly as fuck

[QUOTE=Eric95;52355764]it's okay to be broke as fuck wit a smal dick and ugly as fuck[/QUOTE]who are you and what have you done with Eric95

[QUOTE=milkiwill;52355586]Please use Capital letters and correct Grammer. If you do this you won't come off as a 12-year-old straight from Music.ly[/QUOTE] this is how you get a girlfriend

[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;52356984]this is how you get a girlfriend[/QUOTE] Kind Of But You Have To Actually Use The Capital Letters Like This

[QUOTE=Mattscreab;52355252]ha, shorty eat my 5'4"[/QUOTE] fuck

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;52357172]Kind Of But You Have To Actually Use The Capital Letters Like This[/QUOTE] T_T looks like i have to learn proper grandma

[QUOTE=milkiwill;52343492]You need a fishing pole. Now i know what your thinking. Put it in the water and make a bad joke. But Noooooo. My friend. Put. The hook. In the trunk. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then pull. Now you got your own GF be careful or she might pull out the hook and break up with you.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=milkiwill;52355586]T_T Please use Capital letters and correct Grammer. If you do this you won't come off as a 12-year-old straight from Music.ly[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.scribendi.com/advice/capitalization.en.html[/url] you absolute tit [editline]14th June 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=Spectre1406;52352124]i mean by growing tall[/QUOTE] [t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bd/c8/80/bdc880e607b0638f31f3aa15ee8fbc7e.jpg[/t] stilts help

[QUOTE=milkiwill;52355586]T_T Please use Capital letters and correct Grammer. If you do this you won't come off as a 12-year-old straight from Music.ly[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=milkiwill;52343492]You need a fishing pole. Now i know what your thinking. Put it in the water and make a bad joke. But Noooooo. My friend. Put. The hook. In the trunk. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then pull. Now you got your own GF be careful or she might pull out the hook and break up with you.[/QUOTE] did your parents drop you on your head as a baby or is this all natural

[QUOTE=da space core;52016441]followed the steps above and ended up with a boyfriend would not reccomend[/QUOTE] were the instructions not clear enough?

UPDATE: WE GOOD

Tinder. Even the ugliest motherfucker can get a grillfriend, and I speak from my own experience.