Can't believe this thread is still going, everyone needs girlfriend but not as much as average facepuncher needs deep underground basement and good gasmask, i'd say gasmasks first then 40 years later waifu age. This is the only way facepunchers will get girlfriends!!!
Talk to people.
You never know.
Ask your wife
Having common decency, listening to her and having a sense of humor (that isnt equivalent to sexist jokes)
I'd rather date an ugly guy who is genuine and funny and isnt a piece of shit. Over some gorgeous meathead who thinks hes gods gift to earth
[QUOTE=Metamorphics;52016412]Hey so I was wondering how you get a girlfriend? Like what tools are necessary? Should I take an aggressive approach or should I be cautious? /s[/QUOTE]
do her a sex fuck
give her a dandelion
[QUOTE=Seibitsu;52464204]Tinder. Even the ugliest motherfucker can get a grillfriend, and I speak from my own experience.[/QUOTE]
lol no, tinder is trash if you aren't good looking. It even has an algorithm that deliberately makes it harder for you if you aren't attractive.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52476138]lol no, tinder is trash if you aren't good looking. It even has an algorithm that deliberately makes it harder for you if you aren't attractive.[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvUbGGrnI9E[/media]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;52476148][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvUbGGrnI9E[/media][/QUOTE]
that was actually kind of relevant
is family guy good again?
[QUOTE=Bradyns;52469906]Talk to people.
You never know.[/QUOTE]Instructions unclear, on trial for public indecency and harassment.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52476138]lol no, tinder is trash if you aren't good looking. It even has an algorithm that deliberately makes it harder for you if you aren't attractive.[/QUOTE]That doesn't bode well for me :/
i saw someone post in a different thread that if you haven't dated by like 21, you have no hope at all because experience is valued above all else
on a scale of "Bullshit to credible", how would you rate this claim
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52476138]lol no, tinder is trash if you aren't good looking. It even has an algorithm that deliberately makes it harder for you if you aren't attractive.[/QUOTE]
maybe he is attractive?
[QUOTE=freaka;52478002]maybe he is attractive?[/QUOTE]
I was responding to the fact that he said even the ugliest fucker can do well on it, which is absolutely not true.
[editline]17th July 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=Joazzz;52477962]i saw someone post in a different thread that if you haven't dated by like 21, you have no hope at all because experience is valued above all else
on a scale of "Bullshit to credible", how would you rate this claim[/QUOTE]
It's pretty on point
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52478075]It's pretty on point[/QUOTE]so better to stop worrying about this stuff because i never had a chance, right?
grills are infuriating, gets made you dont reply instantly on whattsapp ignores your messages for hours. makes plans calls you lazy when you wait for them instead of doing something else, implies your a mummys boy because you see your parents once a week and pay them to do a job you suck at they live round the corner from there mother and visit every day
this is probably a bit passive aggressive but it does my head in when people say one thing then do another or make baseless claims
Tinder works, I just met one of the most gorgeous females I have ever seen in my life on there. So. You got it.
[QUOTE=Joazzz;52477962]i saw someone post in a different thread that if you haven't dated by like 21, you have no hope at all because experience is valued above all else
on a scale of "Bullshit to credible", how would you rate this claim[/QUOTE]
Nah, that's complete horseshit
yeah had a smell of that to it
[QUOTE=The golden;52478275]I've talked to so many people who ask me why they don't find any girls who like them... while they sit at home constantly, not showering, and constantly telling all their friends endless self-deprecating jokes and self-hate. Then when I say that they need to clean themselves up before someone is going to be interested in them, they tell me "but having a partner is my life. I don't have one otherwise" that's another huge no-no. [/QUOTE]
But how do you solve this, though? The main reason I hate myself so much is because I am unattractive to women. How am I supposed to stop hating myself when that reason is still very much there and valid? Am I just supposed to tackle all the other, lesser reasons I hate myself, and hope that it's enough?
[QUOTE=Ardosos;52478887]But how do you solve this, though? The main reason I hate myself so much is because I am unattractive to women. How am I supposed to stop hating myself when that reason is still very much there and valid? Am I just supposed to tackle all the other, lesser reasons I hate myself, and hope that it's enough?[/QUOTE]
well i think to start you shouldn't call yourself unattractive
[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;52478559]Tinder works, I just met one of the most gorgeous females I have ever seen in my life on there. So. You got it.[/QUOTE]
Disclaimer: you are likely conventionally attractive
[QUOTE=Yogkog;52479816]Disclaimer: you are likely conventionally attractive[/QUOTE]
I guess you're right 😱
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52478075]
It's pretty on point[/QUOTE]
not really
[QUOTE=milktree;52480570]not really[/QUOTE]
Except it kind of is. If you haven't lost it by 21 then you're probably too unattractive to get laid, with the added issue of your lack of experience. This obviously excludes people who chose to abstain.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52480831]Except it kind of is. If you haven't lost it by 21 then you're probably too unattractive to get laid, with the added issue of your lack of experience. This obviously excludes people who chose to abstain.[/QUOTE]
[t]https://imgur.com/gWY0ssR.jpg[/t]
am I too unattractive to get laid? I'm 22 and I haven't chosen to abstain. and I'm not a psychopath or social recluse or anything like that.
[QUOTE=milktree;52480889][t]https://imgur.com/gWY0ssR.jpg[/t]
am I too unattractive to get laid? I'm 22 and I haven't chosen to abstain. and I'm not a psychopath or social recluse or anything like that.[/QUOTE]Jfc dude you kidding? You look great
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;52480894]Jfc dude you kidding? You look great[/QUOTE]
Thus disproving carcarcargo's weird assertion.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52480831]Except it kind of is. If you haven't lost it by 21 then you're probably too unattractive to get laid, with the added issue of your lack of experience. This obviously excludes people who chose to abstain.[/QUOTE]
This is some /r9k/ tier shit alright
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