My grade school teacher is stalking me, help me Facepunch. - General

[QUOTE=booby;35400815]I sent her the link to this this thread.[/QUOTE] Good now get her information so I can stalk her. It's been a while but I think I remember the basics.

Oh god this thread is just too funny!

I feel awkward just reading this thread alone

it feels kind of weird knowing she's probably reading our posts right now

[QUOTE=Cone;35400995]it feels kind of weird knowing she's probably reading our posts right now[/QUOTE] Oh shit i didn't think of that..

How did no one read booby's post...? Mhm, She's gonna stalk US now mang.

[QUOTE=RobyYe;35401172]How did no one read booby's post...? Mhm, She's gonna stalk US now mang.[/QUOTE] Wohoo, I'm free now!

Oh god what is this thread becoming like the dan was boobies one?

Expected thread to be longer, Sadness ensued but happiness came also.

[QUOTE='[Green];35401188']Wohoo, I'm free now![/QUOTE] Nope lol I just sent her fake chat saying you want to fuck her. I think she's hesitant to leave you im telling u brah shes 4 you

[QUOTE=booby;35401227]Nope lol I just sent her fake chat saying you want to fuck her. I think she's hesitant to leave you im telling u brah shes 4 you[/QUOTE] fuuuuuuuuu

green if fate frowns and she violently kills you and rapes the corpse I just want you to know you were always my favorite color

[QUOTE=Cone;35401277]green if fate frowns and she violently kills you and rapes the corpse I just want you to know you were always my favorite color[/QUOTE] I'm green with envy.

[QUOTE=booby;35401227]Nope lol I just sent her fake chat saying you want to fuck her. I think she's hesitant to leave you im telling u brah shes 4 you[/QUOTE] See people you were wrong facepunch is totally taking care of this matter

I just added her on steam for no reason whatsoever also is she the 1 guest?

[QUOTE=Irockz;35401385]I just added her on steam for no reason whatsoever also is she the 1 guest?[/QUOTE] No idea.

Or now, one of the 3 guests. It's entirely possible.

So. I add her to friends, and she immediately messages me this. (Broken Picture Removed) God help you, Green. Edit: Reuploaded the picture due to an error. [IMG]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg821/scaled.php?server=821&filename=59a591f9820a4059d9357f3.png&res=medium[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Irockz;35401385]I just added her on steam for no reason whatsoever also is she the 1 guest?[/QUOTE] I have also added her for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[QUOTE=DETrooper;35401540]So. I add her to friends, and she immediately messages me this. [IMG]http://gyazo.com/ce69971b96179e3f7868d95f0244983d.png?1333395286[/IMG] God help you, Green.[/QUOTE] she gave up and defends herself by trolling

I expected this thread to go on for weeks like most do but this ones story basically started and finish in less than a day I am impressed. I really hope this is not a hoax and is real it is just so funny.

[QUOTE=alexojm;35401596]I expected this thread to go on for weeks like most do but this ones story basically started and finish in less than a day I am impressed. I really hope this is not a hoax and is real it is just so funny.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be laughing at my own hoax.

Is she much older than you?

[QUOTE=DHB;35401643]Is she much older than you?[/QUOTE] I myself am estimating that she may be in her 50's, but idk.

[QUOTE=DHB;35401643]Is she much older than you?[/QUOTE] I'm guessing like 36 from what I remember.

Shes not accepting my friend request.

[QUOTE=Stick it in her pooper;35400185]u should've shown her which end is up in a match to the death on CoD:mw9![/QUOTE] dude you are like 5 versions and 10 DLC packs behind with that

Anyone got a link to the teacher's profile? I need a good laugh. :v:

these are the types of threads on facepunch you remember for a while

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35401753]Anyone got a link to the teacher's profile? I need a good laugh. :v:[/QUOTE] Probably private and there's a good chance she's deleted it by now.