My grade school teacher is stalking me, help me Facepunch. - General

I searched "dearstrang3r" and two accounts came up, both are private. I don't know which one to add. [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] Broke my automerge with an informative post, classy.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35401804]I searched "dearstrang3r" and two accounts came up, both are private. I don't know which one to add. [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] Broke my automerge with an informative post, classy.[/QUOTE] [h2]YOU'RE TOO SLOW[/h2] gotta be fast

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35401804]I searched "dearstrang3r" and two accounts came up, both are private. I don't know which one to add. [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] Broke my automerge with an informative post, classy.[/QUOTE] Add both.

[QUOTE=Irockz;35401451]Or now, one of the 3 guests. It's entirely possible.[/QUOTE] What if she's not a guest? What if she's one of us? What if she's had an account for a while? Gentlemen, it could be anyone of us. It could be me, it could be you, it could be Green.

[QUOTE=Cone;35401277]green if fate frowns and she violently kills you and rapes the corpse I just want you to know you were always my favorite color[/QUOTE] But green is not a creative color !

[QUOTE='[Green];35401554']she gave up and defends herself by trolling[/QUOTE] Idk, man.

Why is my first thought to tell someone. But not to get them to help, just so that when they find my corpse they know who did it.

I just noticed something. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/inventory.bmp[/img] One of the two profiles has an Inventory. Maybe she has a TF2 item renamed to "What I'm going to shove up [Green]'s ass ;)"?

Green, I sent you a friend request on Steam.

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;35402183]I just noticed something. (steam profile) One of the two profiles has an Inventory. Maybe she has a TF2 item renamed to "What I'm going to shove up [Green]'s ass ;)"?[/QUOTE] For some reason, when I search that name, I get no results.

Ok Im pretty sure if she added you on steam and is talking to you like that and you know her IRL you can get arrested

[QUOTE=RobyYe;35401172]How did no one read booby's post...? Mhm, She's gonna stalk US now mang.[/QUOTE] Sweet.

[QUOTE=DHB;35402284]For some reason, when I search that name, I get no results.[/QUOTE] Search it using the "Add a friend" function on the friends list, not the Steam Community search.

She must have money because she's a teacher, right?

[QUOTE='[Green];35400492']That's a paradox. Although, if sadistic enough she could make the safeword something impossible...like... [B][U]Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung[/U][/B][/QUOTE] Or FLÜGGÅЭNKÔ€ČHIŒßØL∫ÊN [video=youtube;9-2dN9E8vPk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-2dN9E8vPk[/video] Always cracks me up that scene/ film

Best thread i've seen in a while

I can't tell if this is real or not... [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] Didn't you have multiple personality disorder, OP? Maybe (if this is real) she was on about that.

i think op is being shallow/retarded and should jump on this magnificent opportunity while he can of-course I say this so he can obviously be the first person on fp to get laid/get his teacher arrested/we can post the news story when it goes public in sensationalist headlines and then shake our heads in disgust at the morally corrupt teacher

your teacher is weird

How sad you must be that you're one of the few percentage of people that teachers go after and she isn't a milfy cougar. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

we need pictures to determine if she is fuckable or not.

[QUOTE=geogzm;35403861] Didn't you have multiple personality disorder, OP? Maybe (if this is real) she was on about that.[/QUOTE] or maybe... she is OP

just to let you know, i will add her, i will talk dirty to her, and i will fap on cam to her. haters gon' hate

[QUOTE=geogzm;35403861]I can't tell if this is real or not... [editline]2nd April 2012[/editline] Didn't you have multiple personality disorder, OP? Maybe (if this is real) she was on about that.[/QUOTE] Indeed I would consider this, as she happened to tell me the exact opposite from what was happening; apparently, he kept messaging HER, and she wanted to bring it to a halt.

Call the cops, or just scare her saying your going to suicide.

You're a day late.

I wish I had a stalker, sounds exciting.

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;35405277]I wish I had a stalker, sounds exciting.[/QUOTE] A...STALKER? [img]http://facepunch.com/avatar/404796.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

dearstrang3r is Waltz!!!![I][B] ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!!![/B][/I]

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