My grade school teacher is stalking me, help me Facepunch.

[neesu]

[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;35405909]Asking for help on Facepunch?
It's like asking to have a logo done for you in Photoshop Contests.

-snip-[/QUOTE]

except asking to have a logo done in PSC IS asking for help on Facepunch, silly.

:T

[misterdoo01]

Give her the dick.

In all seriousness, contact the police or something. BETTER YET, contact the school.

[mr apple]

OP call the cops

Your steam profile is about as scary as your teacher following you by the way.
[quote]I try to be a kind person after all the cruelty I've witnessed. Go ahead and talk to people, even me! I might not be able to tolerate you for long but I try to be polite and help you with any problems if possible.

I like Pokémon, human MLP characters, STAR and an unicorns. Oh, and I write rape fiction for STALKER. Tried streaming once but audio desynced so bad that I gave up.[/quote]

I don't know if you're making this up or not.

[HazeFyer23]

So OP and her teacher are creepy fucks

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=mr apple;35406585]OP call the cops

Your steam profile is about as scary as your teacher following you by the way.

I don't know if you're making this up or not.[/QUOTE]

:v:

Mostly it's inside jokes with a Youtube commentator.

[lapsus_]

Somebody please buy a title to the OP with something embarassing about this story

[eternalflamez]

"I claimed to be stalked by my teacher, but it was just Waltz."

[D_M_]

So this was a load of bullshit to start with?

[escher]

I'm confused. Your grade school teacher says that she wants your dick but on the first page of your "ask me anything thread you describe yourself as "not a lesbian". So you're a girl? Wouldn't your teacher know that?

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;35411035]I'm confused. Your grade school teacher says that she wants your dick but on the first page of your "ask me anything thread you describe yourself as "not a lesbian". So you're a girl? Wouldn't your teacher know that?[/QUOTE]

Of course not, she's blind.
But hey, I found an e-mail she sent me 2 days ago. I still have no fucking idea how she got my address, but since she's stopped, this is post-crisis lols for now.

[quote](Kyllä, myönnän käyneeni irc galleria-sivuillasi.Anteeksi.)

ELÄMÄ TULEE AINA PARANEMAAN, VAIKKA SINUSTA EI NYT TUNTUISIKAAN SILTÄ.

Tiedän, etten ymmärrä dissosiatiivistä häiriötäsi tai pysty kuvittelemaan, miltä sinusta tuntuu elää. Mutta tiedän miltä tuntuu olla muutaman askeleen päässä itsemurhasta. Kun sinä olit kahdeksannella olin syvästi masentunut ja harkitsin vakavasti käveleväni linja-auton alle. Lääkityksen, terapian ja läheisten ihmisten avulla masennukseni parani ja elämäni on nyt merkityksellisempää - suuri kiitos siitä kuuluu Sinulle. Aikuisten oikeasti.

Haluaisin nähdä sinut mahdollisimman pian, vaikka heti. Soita/tekstaa ******

<3 S[/quote]

Now, a rough translation made by me:

[quote]LIFE WILL ALWAYS GET BETTER, EVEN IF YOU WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

I know, that I don't understand anything of your dissociative disorder or can't imagine, how you are able to live. But I know what it feels like to be a few steps away from suicide. When you were on the 8th grade and severely depressed, I was seriously considering walking under a bus. Through medication, therapy and close people my depression went away and my life is now more meaningful - a big part of it is owed to You, not even joking.

[B]I would want to see you as soon as I can, even immediately, call, text me[/B] ******

<3 S[/quote]

Now, since I'm not a completely heartless dick myself I censored the phone number, but everything else is possibly legit. Or this is just an AAA-class troll and I've been seriously rolled around. Which I hope to be true, then I could laugh at it instead of :ohdear:

[666]

op

admit it, you made this up to get attention.

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;35411275]op

admit it, you made this up to get attention.[/QUOTE]

:v:
You're paranoid. Problem is that the message above was sent from an e-mail that isn't mine.

[eternalflamez]

[QUOTE='[Green];35411168']Of course not, she's blind.
[/QUOTE]

When I thought it couldn't become any funnier...

Also what does that (Kyllä, myönnän käyneeni irc galleria-sivuillasi.Anteeksi.) mean?
Something like, I admit to have gone to the blabla gallery?

[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE='[Green];35411293']:v:
You're paranoid. Problem is that the message above was sent from an e-mail that isn't mine.[/QUOTE]

Dun worry Green! I believe you!

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35411302]When I thought it couldn't become any funnier...

Also what does that (Kyllä, myönnän käyneeni irc galleria-sivuillasi.Anteeksi.) mean?
Something like, I admit to have gone to the blabla gallery?

[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]

Dun worry Green! I believe you![/QUOTE]

Yeah, apparently she also stalked my profile page in the said website.

[eternalflamez]

But what does sivuillasi anteeksi mean?

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35411361]But what does sivuillasi anteeksi mean?[/QUOTE]

Sivu = page
Anteeksi = sorry

"Sivuillasi" is a tensed version of "sivu" and means "on/in your pages." In this context it means she was browsing [sub]stalking[/sub] my pages

[nnanna]

She just seems to be happy with her life again since she got over depression and maybe she had a memory of you related to getting better or something and she wants to thank you.

Sometimes people want to thank you even though you don't feel like you did anything. It seems to be a bit weird, but I honestly think this can be true and all.

Masennus on vakava asia, pitää olla iloinen toisten puolesta kun he siitä yli pääsevät. :)

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=Inufin;35411397]She just seems to be happy with her life again since she got over depression and maybe she had a memory of you related to getting better or something and she wants to thank you.

Sometimes people want to thank you even though you don't feel like you did anything. It seems to be a bit weird, but I honestly think this can be true and all.

Masennus on vakava asia, pitää olla iloinen toisten puolesta kun he siitä yli pääsevät. :)[/QUOTE]

True, but in that case she could've just sent a god damn "thank you" in e-mail and leave it at that, not cling around like a stalker.

[QUOTE=Color;35404848]Call the cops, or just scare her saying your going to suicide.[/QUOTE]

Just noticed page king and have to say that I was making an April Fools suicide post in Facebook and IRC-Gallery.
She took it seriously, should've taken note of the date :v:

[nnanna]

[QUOTE='[Green];35411478']True, but in that case she could've just sent a god damn "thank you" in e-mail and leave it at that, not cling around like a stalker.

Just noticed page king and have to say that I was making an April Fools suicide post in Facebook and IRC-Gallery.
She took it seriously, should've taken note of the date :v:[/QUOTE]

That is just fucking stupid. She seriously was worried of you and then you turn it to this and more attention...?

[Tinter]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkq-twh2oyA[/media]
Read this to her.

[Joppari]

Can I have link to her Steam account?
I need it for my private stuff
you know

[Zoran]

[QUOTE=Cone;35400803]don't have sex with her man she'll cut your balls off and wear em like prayer beads[/QUOTE]

What was the name of that lady who cut her boyfriend's cock off and flung it in the woods, again?

[Slim Charles]

Oh god my sides... I havent laughed this hard at a thread on fp in ages I'll tottally buy a title for Greene relating to this what should it say

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;35414263]Oh god my sides... I havent laughed this hard at a thread on fp in ages I'll tottally buy a title for Greene relating to this what should it say[/QUOTE]

Oh dear.
Make it something witty.

[Dominicus]

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;35414263]Oh god my sides... I havent laughed this hard at a thread on fp in ages I'll tottally buy a title for Greene relating to this what should it say[/QUOTE]
MILF hunter.

[JayPeezy]

[QUOTE='[Green];35414497']Oh dear.
Make it something witty.[/QUOTE]

Teachers pet.

[Trogdon]

poor teacher. you could have just told her that you were doing well. she obviously cared about you.

[[Green]]

[QUOTE=Trogdon;35414869]poor teacher. you could have just told her that you were doing well. she obviously cared about you.[/QUOTE]

I did. She asked me in Steam if everything was all right and I said yeah.
Since it didn't stop...

[Healthpoint]

Yeah, so it's pretty obvious OP is getting trolled by one of his friends, or he is trying to 'troll' FP by using one of his friends to send him emails and what not pretending to be a teacher that is stalking him.

Didn't bother to read the entire thread, but she's supposedly 36 or something, and you expect me to believe she types like she's a fucking 12 year old and uses ";___;" smileys and "<3"?

[JimmyA]

[QUOTE=lapsus_;35409888]Somebody please buy a title to the OP with something embarassing about this story[/QUOTE]

I was going to but have no dosh