[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;33356547]49. like cats[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1DBcp.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Krizzu;33299744]100. Know how to end this shit[/QUOTE]
54. Know how to count
55. Gain super powers
56.Pick up a badass hobby. I'm not talking collecting stamps, I mean shit like historical re-enactment. Or fencing. Or something similarly awesome.
57. Split your dick down the middle with a machete so you can fuck two girls at once.
[QUOTE=John Egbert;33359571]57. Split your dick down the middle with a machete so you can fuck two girls at once.[/QUOTE]
58. Have high enough of an IQ to not do anything this stupid.
59, Be able to count to 59 on facepunch.
60. Get Skyrim
51.Be old.
Old people are fucking badass.
52. Be pure sex at Guitar Hero
63. Post That Cat in LMAO pics
64. Owning a Nintendo 64.
[QUOTE=John Egbert;33359571]57. Split your dick down the middle with a machete so you can fuck two girls at once.[/QUOTE]
A badass person would be able to fuck two girls at the same time with one dick.
65. Master dragon shouting.
66. Beat "I wanna be the guy" on hard mode.
Blindfolded
67. After growing two beards, learn how to holster guns and knives in them.
68. Become a viking, change your name to Olaf the destroyer.
69. Be that one guy that everyone wants to be
70. Eat a tasty burger
71. Vomit said tasty burger
72. Eat said vomit
73. Simply walk into Mordor.
74. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCzWB6NaCyQ&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
74b. Suck his dick
75. Find love. :smile:
76.And then KICK LOVE'S ASS
77. Grow much chest hair, shape it into Either a Moustache or your Homeland
78. Have an extreme thirst.
79. Fuck a bear.
81. Eat shit and die.
82. Eat your fruity pebbles without any milk.
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