[quote]You: A wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: use poke ball
You: Abra used teleport
Stranger: well my yugioh killed u
You: fuck[/quote]
Haha
[editline]12:39AM[/editline]
[quote]You: A wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: use poke ball
You: Abra used teleport
Stranger: well my yugioh killed u
You: fuck[/quote]
Haha
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;16508513]:banjo:[/QUOTE]
So it was you with the "I have no legs" quote.
[quote]You: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: 5th time i got that
You: I'm going to cut off your legs
Stranger: pokemon sucks
You: that won't grow you new legs.
Stranger: i dont have legs
You: because i cut them off
You: :iceburn:
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Too many people abra-ing at the same time.
[quote]You: A WILD ABRA APPEARED!
Stranger: STRANGER USES MASTERBALL!!!!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFfff
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT
Stranger: NOO!!
Stranger: ABRA
Stranger: D:
You: BEFORE TELEPORTING ABRA USES 0/1
Stranger: STRANGER USES MASTERBALL
Stranger: AGAIN
Stranger: GO ZAPDOS
You: ABRA DIVIDES BY ZERO
You: OSHI-
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: D:
You: ITS HYPER EFFECTIVE
You: EVERYTHIG IS FUCKED
Stranger: GO GIRATINA
You: ABRA USES DILDO RAIN
Stranger: GIRATINA USES DRAGON CLAW
You: ITS RAPETASTIC
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: i hate you you raped my giratina
Stranger: !
You: ABRA USES FAP DO CP
You: REGAINS ALL HEALTH
Stranger: GIRATINA USES BRA THROW!
You: ABRA FAPS MORE
Stranger: FUCK
You: IT IS TOO UGLY
You: IT FAILS
Stranger: GO GARDEVOIR
Stranger: GARDEVOIR USES SEXY DANCE
You: ABRA USES RAPE
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: GO PIKACHU
Stranger: PIKACHU USES CUT DICK
You: ABRA USES FURFAGS
You: FURFAGS RAPE PIKACHU
You: ITS HYPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: GO MEWTWO
Stranger: !
Stranger: MEWTWO USES CUTPIC
You: ABRA USES GAY FURFAG
You: IT FAILS
Stranger: MEWTWO USES RAPE
You: ABRA USES RAPEX
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: MEWTWOS DICK IS TANGLED
Stranger: SHIT
You: ABRA USES KFC
You: REGAINS HEALTH
Stranger: GO CHIKORITA!
Stranger: CHIKORITA USES CIGAR
You: ABRA USES GAY TENTACLE RAPE
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: CHIKORITA PROTECTED HERSELF
You: IT BACKFIRES
You: FFFFFFFFF
You: ABRA SELF RAPES HIMSELF?
Stranger: CHIKORITA REGAIN HEALTH
You: ABRA USES GIANT FUKKEN LAZOR
You: ITS HYPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: CHIKORITA EVOLVED INTO BAYLEFF !
You: ABRA USES JEWLEFF
Stranger: BAYLEF USES BEER
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: BAYLEFF IS NOW A JEW
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: GO MUNCHLAX!
You: ABRA USES SUPER FAT CAKE
Stranger: MUNCHLAX TRANSFORMS
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: MUNCHLAX IS NOW OSAMA BIN LADEN
You: ABRA USES WAR ON TERROR
You: IT FAILS
Stranger: MUNCHLAX USES BUSH
You: ABRA USES OBAMA
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: OH FUCK!
Stranger: GO MCKAIINNN
Stranger: MCKAIN USES SARAH PALIN
You: ABRA USES OBAMA BIN LADEN
You: IT FAILS
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORRIS
You: WHATS THIS?
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS USES FLYING KICK
You: ABRA IS EVOLVING
You: ABRA EVOLVES INTO BRUCE LEE
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS USES AGILITY
You: BRUCE LEE USES BETTER AGILITY
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS USES KICK ON THE BALLS
You: WHATS THIS?
You: BRUCE LEE IS EVOLVING?
You: BRUCE LEE EVOLVES INTO NIGGERS
You: NIGGERS USES GUNS
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS IS EVOLVING
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS EVOLVED INTO GOD
Stranger: GOD USES APOCALYPSIS
You: NIGGERS ARE TRANSFORMING
You: NIGGERS TRANSFORMS INTO SATAN
You: SATAN USES ?
You: IT FAILS
You: SATAN IS CONFUSED
Stranger: GOD USES 2012 ATTACK
You: SATAN USES DECIVE MANKIND
You: MANKIND USES NUCLEAR DESTRUCTION
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: GOD USES ARCANGELS
You: SATAN IS TRANSFORMING
You: SATAN TRANSFORMS INTO ABRA
You: ABRA USES TELEPORT
You: ABRA GOT AWAY[/quote]Message is too short?
Uhh I managed to get a brazilian chick's MSN from this, do I win?
OP stole game from 4chan
[quote]You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: why do i get this shit every 2 seconds
You: Abra used teleport!
Stranger: your a nerd!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:(
[quote]You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: A wild Dito appeared!
You: Abra, Female, Kanto, looking for a Trainer, maybe more ;)
You: Abra used teleport!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[code]You: a wild abra appears
Stranger: Go masterball!
Stranger: Gotcha! Wild Abra was caught!
Stranger: Give a nickname to wild Abra?
Stranger: Nickname FAGGOT
Stranger: FAGGOT was sent to Bill's PC Box 1
You: wild abra becoms insubordinate and kills Bill
You: abra uses teleport[/code]
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You: A wild Dito appeared!
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Stranger: lulz
[/quote]
Dito > Abra :v:
This came from 4chan.
You: A wild abra has appeared!
Stranger: fuck man i cant fucking do it sheeeiiit
Stranger: NO
Stranger: CHARZARD GO
You: FUCK.
You: Abra uses psychic!
You: Its not very effective...
Stranger: Charzard uses fire breath
Stranger: CHarzard uses tail swpipe
You: Abra has fainted!
You: Stranger gains 500 exp!
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";16508850]You: A wild abra has appeared!
Stranger: fuck man i cant fucking do it sheeeiiit
Stranger: NO
Stranger: CHARZARD GO
You: FUCK.
You: Abra uses psychic!
You: Its not very effective...
Stranger: Charzard uses fire breath
Stranger: CHarzard uses tail swpipe
You: Abra has fainted!
You: Stranger gains 500 exp!
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Abra can use psychic? I don't know if it can learn TM moves
Yeah, Abra learns psychic at some point through levelling
/nerd
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;16508988]Yeah, Abra learns psychic at some point through levelling
/nerd[/QUOTE]
yeah your right
Teleport
Confusion
Disable
Psybeam
Recover
Future Sight
Psychic
Reflect
[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared
Stranger: o_0
Stranger: *pets*
You: Damn you any your un-knowlage of pokemon
You: Abra used Teleport
You have disconnected.[/quote]
:Dawkins102:
[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared
Stranger: Go pikachu
You: Abra used teleport
Stranger: gets ak47
You: He teleported you cant do shit now
Stranger: lol[/quote]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup
Stranger: R u horny?
You: :O how did yo know?!
Stranger: r u into dick?
You: im into dicks being into me if thats what you mean
Stranger: so you'll send pics back? ;)
You: fo sho!
Stranger: how long is your cock
You: 7.7 last i checked
Stranger: im 6 inches haha
You: wait...
You: did you just see that?
Stranger: no?
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: hahaha
You: CATCH IT QUICK
You: HOLY FUCK
You: ITS GUNNA
Stranger: hey hey stfu and lets look at my cock
You: ITS GUNNA
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: all I have is a fucking egg.
You: What do you do?
You: Damn. That sucks.
Stranger: damn it, Gary.
Stranger: pulling me in with your tractor beam
You: Oh fuck!
You: Abra uses Teleport!
[quote=faunz;16510489]connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
you: Sup
stranger: R u horny?
You: :o how did yo know?!
Stranger: R u into dick?
You: Im into dicks being into me if thats what you mean
stranger: So you'll send pics back? ;)
you: Fo sho!
Stranger: How long is your cock
you: 7.7 last i checked
stranger: Im 6 inches haha
you: Wait...
You: Did you just see that?
Stranger: No?
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: Hahaha
you: Catch it quick
you: Holy fuck
you: Its gunna
stranger: Hey hey stfu and lets look at my cock
you: Its gunna[/quote]
fucking looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: no he doesnt
Stranger: dude
Stranger: In West Philadelphia, born and raised
Stranger: On the Playground is where I spent most of my days.
Stranger: Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
Stranger: and all shootin' some B-Ball outside of the school.
Stranger: When a couple of guys that were up to no good
Stranger: started makin' trouble in the neighborhood.
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
Stranger: and said You're movin' with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Stranger: lol
You: motherfucker
[/quote]
Damn.
[quote]You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: cyber?
You: Abra does not cyber.
Stranger: well neither does the wild snorlax.
You: oh shit
Stranger: that's right.
You: Abra used Teleport!
You: It failed.
You: Whats this.. Abra is evolving!
You: Abra evolved into Kadabra!
You: Kadabra used Teleport!
You: It failed
Stranger: chuck norris appears!
Stranger: and beats the sit outta kadabra.
You: It misses!
You: Wild Kadabra flees!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
chuck norris noob *sigh*
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: trainer sends out pikachu
Stranger: (i hate it when the abra teleports)
Stranger: GO PIKACHU
You: Pikachu has higher speed, attacks first!
Stranger: use fly
Stranger: pikachu flys into the air
You: Fuck! Pikachu can fly?!
You: Oh yeah, from yellow. Balloons.
Stranger: i have a gameshark deal with it
Stranger: or action replay
You: Abra evades your attack!
Stranger: w/e game were playin
You: The game.
You: Abra uses teleport!
[QUOTE=Shark;16510524]Damn.[/QUOTE]
Your meme energy is inferior to his.
[quote]You: a wild abra appears
Stranger: GTFO /V/! I'VE TALKED TO LIKE SEVENTEEN OF YOU /V/IRGINS NOW
You: abra used teleport!
Stranger: but you are awesome
You: it fails!
Stranger: so dont stop
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL THAT SHITTTTTT[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi! from?
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: hi! from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
wow the second one was dumb.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: trainer used great ball
You: IT DIDN'T DO SHIT HA HA
Stranger: trainer pulls out gun and shoots abra then cooks and eats the little bitch
Stranger: :D[/quote]
Extremely intense.
We raped Officer Jenny :)
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: Erection
You: yesssssssss
You: hot
Stranger: Gnarkill
Stranger: Asl
You: 800/mf/666
You: you?
Stranger: Cool me too
You: fuck your turning me on bro
You: guess what?
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Are u a homosexual hermaphidite
You: no, but guess what?
Stranger: What
You: a wild abra just appeared
You: what will u do?
Stranger: Go charazard use flame thrower
Stranger: Wild abra fainted
You: oh no abra has higher speed so it went first
You: it used teleport
You: aww, it ran away
Stranger: Nope it tied
You: you tied its legs?
You: taking it from behind?
Stranger: I sucked it's dick and we smoke a cigarette
You: cool
You: shit officer Jenny is onto us lets go fuck up that bitch
Stranger: Yess wanna rape her
You: fuck she pulled out a gun after we raped her
You: we're both dead :(
Stranger: Oh she died
Stranger: Too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;16510553]Your meme energy is inferior to his.[/QUOTE]
Don't offend me that much, don't make me cry, plz.
Mine became kinda boring. :(
[quote]You: A wild abra appeared!
Stranger: Awesome!
Stranger: I just put pokemon blue on my cell phone
You: Fuck yeah!
You: What phone?
Stranger: Treo
You: Nice
You: What emulator?
Stranger: Phoenix
Stranger: Great way to kill time
You: Huh. Never heard of it. But I'll give it a try.
You: Yeah
Stranger: beats working
You: yeah
You: Where at for you?
Stranger: Grand Forks, ND
Stranger: middle of nowhere
Stranger: lol
You: XD
Stranger: you?
You: Kansas.
You: I build and sell computers.
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah
Stranger: Im a flight instructor
You: Great money in it, if you do it right.
Stranger: which is not great money, no matter how you do it
You: You really ought to be teaching then, and not playing pokemon. XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not really that many students these days... what with the economy and such
You: Oh, yeah.
You: That's too bad.
Stranger: Im hard pressed to put in an 8 hour day
You: You on salary, or by the hour?
Stranger: hourly
You: Oh
Stranger: It used to be that you made more that way...
Stranger: Last spring I had 9 students...
You: I assumed it would be salary all the way. Huh.
You: Wow.
You: What's it cost for flight school?
Stranger: 6 Air China contract students, and 3 undegrads
You: Ah
Stranger: its a university... so all-in-all about 150,000 for your degree and all your ratings
You: Ah
Stranger: with those 9 students though, I was taking home about 1,100 every 2 weeks
Stranger: and now I have 1 student
You: I'm going into pre-med. Hoping to become a child neurologist.
Stranger: so maybe 300 a paycheck... if make him work hard
You: Nice
Stranger: cool
You: Scholorships
Stranger: theres always money in medecine
Stranger: my dad is an RN
You: Certainly.
You: Nice
You: Eh, sorry, but I got to go.
Stranger: kk
Stranger: ttyl\
You: Wild Abra used Teleport![/quote]
They've all begun disconnecting immediately. :(
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A wild Abra has appeared.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: >:3
You: Stranger uses Pokeball!
You: Abra appeared to have been caught!
Stranger: CAN I TELL YOU A STOTY
You: Abra uses teleport.
Stranger: I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE THE OTHER DAY
You: I teleported, are you fucking stupid
Stranger: AND THIS WIZARD
You: mhm
Stranger: HE COMES UP TO ME
Stranger: now you :D
You: A wild Abra has appeared.
Stranger: The game.[/quote]
[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared.
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
Stranger: h
Stranger: hi
You: Stranger uses Pokeball!
You: But it failed.
Stranger: Teleport
You: Abra uses teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I got ninja'd on that one.
[quote]You: You: A wild Abra has appeared.
Stranger: DON'T USE TELEPORT
Stranger: I WILL SLIT YOU
You: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...usually you disconnect after.
You: A wild Abra has appeared.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I think I ruined it for that guy.
[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared.
You: Abra uses teleport.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I've been spamming that for like 10 minutes.
This is the best thing ever.
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: ooooh
You: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: go Fastball
Stranger: wow
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: nigger
Stranger: you gotta let me have my turn
You: MAGICARP! USE SPLASHATTACK!
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: HYPERBEAM
Stranger: NIGGER
You: Abra uses teleport
Stranger: WHAT NOW?
You: you miss.
Stranger: lmao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Edit:
Stranger: 5.4.3.2.1 it's the final countdown!
You: I just wanted to let you know that A wild Abra appears.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: again
You: I also wanted to let you know that the wild Abra uses teleport.
Stranger: suck a dick
You: Dooo dooo dooo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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