A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

You: Hi Stranger: hey You: Oh my god I just had the worst day Stranger: that sucks You: Want to know what happend? Stranger: if u wanna tell me You: Ok You: Well Stranger: . . . You: First I was walking down route 5 Stranger: kk You: Then You: I see something in the bushes You: And... You: A wild abra appeared Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: did he use teleport You: No Stranger: oh ok You: I threw my only master ball at it You: MY ONLY ONE Stranger: haha You: Then You: First it shakes You: It shakes again You: IT BREAKS FREE You: AND USES TELEPORT Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Mewtwo appears! Stranger: its abra You: I hate Abra You: Mewtwo is more badass Stranger: mewtwo is overrated Stranger: its all about mew You: Kfine You: A wild Mew appears! Stranger: i pull out my pokeball Stranger: and out comes a ivysaur Stranger: :D You: Mewtwo uses Psychic! Stranger: ivysaur uses vine whip You: Mewtwo uses INSTANT OVER 9000 HP DRAINER Stranger: it's a fuckin mew dammit You: oops You: Oh yeah You: You got me all confoosed :\ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] lol...

I ran into a /b/tard. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: I am a sex offender You: Too Stranger: wait wut? Stranger: how did u know... You: The message at the top told me Stranger: wut message? You: But im only 16 female You: I got charged You: FOr having sex with a 20 year old autistic man You: And he says to me Stranger: wow thats gay Stranger: WAIT Stranger: WAIT Stranger: I SWAER TO GOD IF U SAY THE GAME IM GONNA SHOTGUN MYSELF IN THE FACE You: Ok I wont You: A wild abra appears Stranger: go dammit... Stranger: and Stranger: this is the story of about how Stranger: Now, this is a story all about how My business got butt-fucked into the ground And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the bitch of the Internet. In New Jersey, born and raised, Stealin money is how I spent most of my days, Relaxin, Scammin, Chillin all Jew, Tryin to think of some new ways to sue, When an anon Who was up to no good Started wantin' refunds in my neighborhood, I got a couple of emails, and I got scared And I called my three lawyers as fast as I could. I sent a few emails, telling them I'd sue And the internet responded with a big "FUCK YOU" If anything I can say I'd fucked up this time But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'I'm a tough guy, they'll see." My website went down about ten minutes after And I found dead animals, hangin' from my rafters I looked at my life I was finally done I fought the Internet and the Internet won. You: Abra uses teleport Stranger: a wild troll appears You: Pikachu uses banhammer it is a critical hit Stranger: anon posts CP u post in thread. party van lands a criticil hit You: At@t is called to the field take a rest pikachu Stranger: DDOS as i put my midkip in defense position behind 7 proxies You: At@t uses ip block anon is rendered useless Stranger: mudkip is switched for fsjal. fsjal uses newfag duplicate. a max image limit of fsjal is on the field You: At@t charges twilight fairy beams of faggotry Stranger: post picture of boxxy. all cards fall in love and are discarded at the site of her You: At@t is defeated you have lost the battle Stranger: lol im gonna go post this on "ebaums" You: Lol im gunna go post this on facepunch Stranger: lulz k Stranger: i dont wanna break rules 1 and 2 Stranger: so EBAUMS Stranger: is where im gonna post it Stranger: lul Stranger: so look for it. FAGGOT You: K THX BAI[/quote]

[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared Stranger: Trainer used Pokéball!!! Stranger: It appeared to be caught! Wild Abra used Teleport. Stranger: Should've used a Quick Ball. You: should've used master Stranger: Why would I waste a Masterball... on an Abra. You: Im a special Abra Stranger: Unless it were shiny. I actually saved a Masterball for a roaring/teleporting/whirlwind shiny, just in case. You: abra used disappear Stranger: THAT'S NOT AN ATTACK Stranger: FUCK You: Abra used fuck your girlfriend Stranger: Oh shi-- You: Abra used stole your car Stranger: FFFF You: Abra used leave you bankrupt[/quote] God I got another

saying "FBl" (lowercase "L") in chat makes the other person a sex offender right?

[quote]Stranger: hey girl You: A wild abra appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Well fuck. [quote]You: A wild Abra appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] GODDAMMIT

I can't post :( [editline]04:53AM[/editline] it keeps saying my message is too short when I try to copy and paste

[QUOTE=tasty-man;16511887]I can't post :( [editline]04:53AM[/editline] it keeps saying my message is too short when I try to copy and paste[/QUOTE] type something else besides the quotes Anyways: has some rape scenes You: hi Stranger: hey You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: catch it before it teleports! You: noooooooo You: it teleported Stranger: shit You: we're fucked now Stranger: level 16 and it becomes kadabra Stranger: totally You: yess You: it will come back after it evolves Stranger: we need an abra to trade it for a mr.mime Stranger: :( You: dam it You: fuck Stranger: totally You: wait mr.mime is gay Stranger: problem? You: he has a big wiener too Stranger: and jynx is a tranny mess You: Oh yeah big time You: I see that slut giving trainers blow jobs Stranger: omg me too! ... and don You: yeah but id tap that Stranger: totally .. machoke rapes little girls in the corners of the rocky tunnel You: really??? Stranger: he needs to wear magnums Stranger: i totally walked in on machoke sex with some unsuspecting trained named sally You: im turned on Stranger: she was screaming no ... i just walked away ... i needed to catch a vulpix instead You: of course Stranger: so she got raped hardcore You: yes then she got gangbanged by machops You: then look a wild abra appears Stranger: omg catch it! You: trainer threw master ball Stranger: OMG a master ball! You: abra was caught, give it a nickname? Stranger: you tame that bitch Stranger: hahaha You: new data was entered into the pokedex Stranger: YES! Stranger: score You: then sadly you got raped by Ash Ketchum Stranger: w/e not so bad You: he stole your abra and got his cock in from behind Stranger: brock is better Stranger: he's spanish You: noooo You: brock has no eyes Stranger: duhh ... he is hellen keller in disguise You: oh shit Stranger: totally ... i have to go ... my pokemone just got raped and their but holes are bleeding ... to the pokemon center!!!! Stranger: bye You: c ya Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

[quote]Stranger: hi asl You: 16,male,pallet town Stranger: oh hello! You: Asl? Stranger: im 17 female Stranger: im misty You: Oh nice im ash You: Oh god You: LOOK You: A wild abra appears Stranger: oh no Stranger: not that Stranger: always ending with disconnections You: Run|Fight|Pack Stranger: Haha pack i think ;) You: Who do you choose Charzard,mudkipz,pikachu? Stranger: Pichachu Stranger: Pikachu You: Thunderbolt|Flash|Tailwhip|Hyperbeam Stranger: Thunderbolt You: Thunder bolt is used You: It is a critical hit You: Abra uses teleport Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]Rofl they knew it was pokemon from the asl. Wow this one was hilarious: Stranger: m or f You: Male You: You? Stranger: female, age? You: 16 You: You? Stranger: 12 You: Location? Stranger: usa Stranger: creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeper alerttttttttttttt You: Mine is pallet town Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[code]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: niggers are in my applesauce! HELP ME Stranger: oh its you again You: Abra used Teleport Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Wut [editline]05:02AM[/editline] You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: Pikachu uses thundershock You: Abra used Teleport Stranger: Ash crys You: Abra used RAPE \ Stranger: Ash uses "embrace" You: Abra used Penis Stranger: Ash uses vagina Stranger: Oh waiit Stranger: whats that Stranger: it's evolving! You: Abra used CUM Stranger: dun dun dun you now have an illegitimate child! Stranger: 8===D Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared! Stranger: RAWR! You: Wild Abra used teleport! You: It failed. Stranger: GO POKEBALL! You: shake You: shake You: poof You: aww it was almost caught! Stranger: -pulls out a knife- You: Wild abra used teleport! You have disconnected.[/quote] Sweet.

You: hi Stranger: ohayo You: guess what? Stranger: what You: a wild abra appeared Stranger: O SHI- Stranger: Were no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand * never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Weve know each other for so long Your hearts been aching But youre too shy to say it Inside we both know whats been going on We know the game and were gonna play it And if you ask me how Im feeling Dont tell me youre too blind to see (* repeat) Give you up. give you up Give you up, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, give you up Never gonna give Never gonna give, five you up I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand You: ive been rick rolled Stranger: successful troll is successful You: abra teleported Stranger: GO MASTERBALL You: aww it appeared to be caught You have disconnected.

Amazing [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: 17 male us gay You: me 2 Stranger: got a pic? You: yea lemme get it You: [url]http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/abra.gif[/url] You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: lol! You: ABRA USES TELEPORT You: IT FAILS Stranger: aww You: WHAT? ABRA IS EVOLVING Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote]Stranger: Hello and welcome to another round of Omegle Trivia! You: sweet. Stranger: Please state your name new contestant. You: NAME: ABRA Stranger: USE MASTER BALL You: SHIT You: ABRA USES TELEPORT You: ABRA GOT AWAY. Stranger: :( You: :( Stranger: Master ball failed me again You: personally I like the blue balls[/quote]

You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: REMEMBER ME You: abra us quick attack You: it hits for 100 dmg Stranger: Go Sonichu use Mach Punch You: abra use teleport You: it fails You: damn it You: abra rape sonichu You: its very effective Stranger: Sonichu is immune Stranger: because Sonichu is a gay type pokemon You: abraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa use hiv Stranger: Use cum beam at the trainer's face You: a...bra blah u...telport...

You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl? Stranger: asl? You: age/sex/location Stranger: age/sex/location You: 11/male/kanto Stranger: 11/male/kanto You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: a wild abra has appeared You: it used teleport Stranger: it used teleport You: stranger fucked it Stranger: stranger fucked it You: FBl Stranger: FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: FBl Stranger: FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. You: fuck me please Stranger: fuck me please You: we can't both say fuck me, some has to be the fucker Stranger: we can't both say fuck me, some has to be the fucker Stranger: EW YOU LITTLE PERVERT. GO FIND A REAL GIRL >:[ You have disconnected.

Finally somebody responds to me [quote] You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: m or f You: Abra used teleport! You: But, it failed... Stranger: ash uses masterball Stranger: oh You: You just wasted your masterball on an ABRA? Stranger: abra apears to be cought Stranger: yes i did!!!!!! Stranger: picachu go!!!!!!! You: That's cool, I actually used mine on a Diglett You: Just to see if it would work Stranger: lol You have disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra has appeared! Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.] Stranger: Oh. Stranger: never mind. Stranger: Pokeball. Stranger: *throw* You: Oh no! That looked like a catch! Stranger: Oh fu-- You: Wild Abra used Teleport! Stranger: *teleport jammer* You: But it failed! Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You: Wild Abra used Teleport! Stranger: God damn you, pokeball! I knew I shoulda used my master ball! Stranger: Or maybe my dragon balls. You: The Wild Abra has fled You: A wild Chancey has appeared! Stranger: indeed. Stranger: *missingno uses ○•↓C‼&►♣☻♥!* You: Wild Chanœ8Øˆ╕╫₧╡┌░|¬↓Öÿ═1#⌠☺▌à Stranger: MY SAVE FILE! NOOOOOO! You: Thže ░Wild▐Por“◘{F↔ïyÖî╞ gon has ▒fai)nt~ed! You: MISSINGNO. ⌠gainΦ|«Ced ♂}╞4)8000#δ experπìience! You: MISSINGNO. gr♂ew to ←leve≈l 1! ╙ Stranger: MISSINGNO is e►o1◘in♦├Y╗ Stranger: MISSINGNO evo╕>ed i¿to a MISSINGNO You: A W'ild É]Snorlax h♂as I=appe⌐{ared! You: Wil░d Snorlax Ç"used ╕RXes╞t! Stranger: Ω You: Wha⌠t? Th╫e Wild╓ Snorlax ░is evolvingÉ! You: The Wild─ Snorlax hσas evolv~ed into Mewtwo! You: T¥he W╢ild Mewtwo us_ed Heal Bell!◘ You: Your SAVE FILE has been cleansed! You: The Wild Mewtwo used Ember! Stranger: ¥5ƒáíóúñÑÑª¿⌐¬½¼ You: MISSINGNO took 15 damage! Stranger: You: You: You caught the wild Mewtwo! You: Would you like to give a nickname to the captured Mewtwo? Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: **Well, I'm out, but I wanna see what it actually ends up looking like with the good ol' Stranger: aww. Stranger: ** Stranger: oho! Stranger: oh well. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

[quote]Stranger: So i hear you like mudkips? You: No but I like Abra You: ABRA USED TELEPORT! You have disconnected.[/quote] message too short

Stranger: Hi You: A wild Abra appears You: Abra uses teleport You: it failed Stranger: I am Brazilian You: Wild Abra teleports You: it failed Stranger: and you? You: A pokrmon You: Pokemon* Stranger: --'' Stranger: xupa minha benga You: Wild Abra uses teleport You: Abra got away You: you fail Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: u a girl You: Abra uses teleport You: it failed You: yes Stranger: o you are from You: Vermillion city You: Abra uses teleport Stranger: o cool You: it failed! Stranger: how olkd Stranger: hold You: lvl 18 Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: master ball go You: OH SHI-! You: HURRY You: PRESS AB DOWN Stranger: no You: A wild Abra got away You have disconnected.

Not related to the "Wild Abra" thing, but I love doing this on Omegle. [quote]You: <:: Please wait, detecting language and/or character encoding styles... <:: Language determined: ENGLISH, native to: AMERICA, EARTH, SOL SYSTEM. <:: Initlizing CHIEH'HEIHN to ENGLISH translation system... DONE! You: <:: Greetings, human. You are now communicating with Sgt. Nadlyn Do’ana, Chief Research Agent, Extraterrestial Research Division, Intergalactic Federation Army, 102nd Brigade. Stranger: WHAT?! Stranger: your an aliean?! You: <:: I would like to ask you some questions about your species. Stranger: ok Stranger: :] You: <:: What is your organism's primary method of reproduction (if any)? Stranger: sex You: <:: What is "sex"? Stranger: like uhm penis in a vagina, then sperm going into an egg from the female, and a baby is made You: <:: Storing data into SKYNET Research Mainframe... DONE. You: <:: Next question: Please rate, on a scale of 1-10, in your opinion, the quality of living in your country/region. Stranger: uhm 9? its really nice here You: <:: Storing data into SKYNET Research Mainframe... DONE. Stranger: any more questions? You: <:: Do you percieve the inhabiants of the country/region in which you reside to be resistant to change or a sudden change in global politics, or embracive to change and sudden changes in global politics? Stranger: uhm, yes? no? i do not know... You: <:: In other words, do you believe that the inhabiants of your country/region would be willing or resistant to a sudden change in govermental politics? Stranger: uhh no You: <:: Storing data into SKYNET Research Mainframe... DONE. You: <:: Please rate, on a scale of 1-10, what you believe your country/region's readiness and/or effectiveness of stopping a hostal alien invasion? You: <:: Things to consider: Does your country/region have nuclear weapons? A large army? etc. Stranger: uhm as far a i know, no You: <:: What country/region of EARTH, SOL SYSTEM are you located in? Stranger: easter island You: <:: MARKING EASTER ISLAND, EARTH, SOL SYSTEM AS PRIMARY LAUNCH POINT FOR OPERATION SIEGE EARTH... SKYNET DATA UPDATED. You: <:: Thank you for providing intelligence for our mission to enslave the occupants of EARTH, SOL SYSTEM. You: <:: Have a nice day! :) Stranger: okay! Stranger: damn terminator freak fan [/quote]

Stranger: i like to eat cereal out of my vagina You: A wild abra appears! Stranger: great ball! Stranger: bbbbbb You: Abra appears to be caught Stranger: bbbbbbbbbb Stranger: YEAH Stranger: can i give it a nickname?! You: Abra used teleport Stranger: Fuck You: Abra escaped...

Fuck you to whoever said they were a Mexican girl who was 19 and got dumped by her boyfriend! You talked to me for like 30 minutes and we had a good conversation, then you said you were going to bed and then you teleported away. I don't even see what the point of that was, it just wasted like 30 minutes of my time, it wasn't even funny.

You: You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: You: Grabs a bat and beats the hell out of it Stranger: and puts it in a bag Stranger: cuz honestly, why waste a pokeball on that shit? You: Because it's good for cross breeding and creating inbred mutant pokemon? Stranger: but thats what the bag is for Stranger: to holding it in You: FUCK THE BAG Stranger: but... Stranger: but... Stranger: its a nice bag You: LITERALLY FUCK IT You: RIP A HOLE OPEN AND SHOVE YOUR DICK IN IT Stranger: but Stranger: ive got nothing Stranger: im too fuckin tired Stranger: i guess ill just do that You: MAKE TINY LITTLE HUMAN/BAG BABIES You: THEN USE YOUR TESTOSTERONE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! Stranger: hahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh god this one made me fucking lol hard: [quote]You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Asl Stranger: 19 m brazil Stranger: U?? You: 16/m/pallet town Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[QUOTE=KENMORE;16512554]Oh god this one made me fucking lol hard:[/QUOTE] Wrong thread, though I guess it's okay.

I'm a tiny bit off topic but this is fun though: First ask asl Then sat 16/m/pallet town Then say A wild abra appears.

Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: :O Stranger: what do i do? Stranger: ! You: THROW A MASTER BALL Stranger: yeah! Stranger: *toss* You: HURRY PRESS A B DOWN Stranger: bbbbbbbb Stranger: :P You: SUCCESSFULLY CAUGHT Stranger: :D Stranger: yesh! You: Give a name to Wild Abra? Stranger: hmmm....SkittlezMcKittyMittens You: SkittlezMcKittyMittens is a dude. Due to his name is also gay, mated with your dude pikachu, and had little gay mutated babies Stranger: :O Stranger: bad abra! You: The cool thing is You: They have the power to sexually please you You: What attack do you use with them> You: you have 4 Stranger: hmm Stranger: what ARE the attacks here You: 1.Blowjob 2.Reverse Cowgirl 3.Missionary 4.Growl Stranger: O_o Stranger: ill take number 4 for 300 please You: AbraChu Used Growl! You: Your defenses are weakened! Stranger: ... Stranger: the other 3 wont work on me Stranger: >:P You: ur a girl? Stranger: yeah You: Sucks to be you Stranger: why Stranger: :O You: I always imagined being a girl somewhat like being a bug You: if you get flipped on your back you can't turn over You: :P Stranger: >:D Stranger: I can flip over! Stranger: bwahaha You: UNLESS UR A ROLEY POLEY You: U MUST BE A ROLEY POLEY Stranger: :O Stranger: ig so! Stranger: it all makes sense now! You: I'M TOTALLY WATCHING PERSONA 4 ENDURANCE RUN!!!!! Stranger: ??? Stranger: lol You: You know mystery Science theatre 3000? Stranger: O_O Stranger: u watch that?! You: Yah sometime You: s You: anyway Stranger: i lovez it! You: this thing is like that, but they play a bad japanese anime rpg game You: It's funny Stranger: hehehe Stranger: -giggle- Stranger: very :P You: Like one time You: they go up to a poster You: and it's an ad for a movie You: called "a great man" You: Comes out april 20th You: and the guy goes "Are you telling me a movie called a great man comes out on hitlers birthday? Stranger: hahaha lmao!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]05:55AM[/editline] [QUOTE=KENMORE;16512591]I'm a tiny bit off topic but this is fun though: First ask asl Then sat 16/m/pallet town Then say A wild abra appears.[/QUOTE] Ash Ketchem is 10

[quote]Stranger: hey whatsap You: Nothing much, just getting ready for the day ahead of me You: OH NO WHAT TIME IS IT Stranger: 1am You: PROFESSOR OAK BETTER HAVE A POKEMON LEFT FOR ME! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Dayum boi!

[QUOTE]Stranger: hey sexyy ;) You: A wild Abra has appeared You: What will you do? Stranger: what level ? You: Wild Abra used teleport Stranger: fuck u You: Wild Abra escaped... You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] this, this is great