A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

[QUOTE=Floreum;16512683]Dayum boi![/QUOTE] This is genius.

This person obviously doesn't think about the whole world. [quote]Stranger: hi You: Good morning! Stranger: wat r u talkin about its night time You: Not over here into Kanto, it's the mornI- OH NO WHAT TIME IS IT?! You: PROFESSOR OAK BETTER HAVE A POKEMON LEFT! You: Cool, I got a Pickachu! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

This is golden. [editline]11:17PM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: hey You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: FUCK YOU /V/ Stranger: ASH USED MASTER BALL You: Wild Abra used Teleport! Stranger: ASH CAUGHT WILD ABRA You: but it failed Stranger: HOLY SHIT I WIN Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] oh awesome

[quote]You: A wild abra appeared Stranger: and what is an abra? You: pokemon You: you gotta catch it Stranger: got it You: you can only catch it with pokeballs You: here's one right now You: you have to throw it Stranger: thrown You: ok the ball is shaking back and forth... You: aww it appeared to be caught You: abra used teleport[/quote] Someone doesn't know about pokemon...

[quote]stranger: Wild abra appeared! You: Fuck i was going to say that to you stranger: Wild abra used teleport! You: Go abra your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]you: Are you an abra? Stranger: No kadabra you: Oh good you: Wait, don't they still know teleport after they evolve? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] fuck me

this one turned out odd [quote]You: A Wild Abra appeared? Stranger: are you up for sending naked pics You: yeah You: what's your number Stranger: via email You: wtf I only have em on my phone Stranger: wellupload them to your computer You: fffff You: hold on You: uploading.... Stranger: are you a guy or girl You: girl :P Stranger: k You: alright I uploaded it to flickr is that okay babe? Stranger: yeah You: okay You: [url]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3499462563_eea1b85691_o.jpg[/url] You: there you go :3 Stranger: wow you suck[/quote]

[quote]You: A Wild Abra appears Stranger: hi! You: Wild Abra uses Teleport You: It fails You: You must catch it Stranger: Acquired immune deficiency syndrome or acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) is a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).[1][2][3] This condition progressively reduces the effectiveness of the immune system and leaves individuals susceptible to opportunistic infections and tumors. HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, semen, vaginal fluid, preseminal fluid, and breast milk.[4][5] This transmission can involve anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated hypodermic needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids. AIDS is now a pandemic.[6] In 2007, it was estimated that 33.2 million people lived with the disease worldwide, and that AIDS had killed an estimated 2.1 million people, including 330,000 children.[7] Over three-quarters of these deaths occurred in sub-Saharan Africa,[7] retarding economic growth and destroying human capital.[8] Genetic research indicates that HIV originated in west-central Africa during the late nineteenth or early twentieth century.[9][10] AIDS was first recognized by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in 1981 and its cause, HIV, identified in the early 1980s.[11] Although treatments for AIDS and HIV can slow the course of the disease, there is currently no vaccine or cure. Antiretroviral treatment reduces both the mortality and the morbidity of HIV infection, but these drugs are expensive and routine access to antiretroviral medication is not available in all countries.[12] Due to the difficulty in treating HIV infection, preventing infection is a key aim in controlling the AIDS pandemic, with health organizations promoting safe sex and needle-exchange programmes in attempts to slow the spread of the virus. Stranger: catch that You: FFFUU You: Thank you for your KNOWLEDGEable copypasta Stranger: np[/quote] :tinfoil: [editline]02:21AM[/editline] [quote]You: A Wild Abra appears! Stranger: hey, you again Stranger: been a while Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Er

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A WILD TANGELA APPEARS Stranger: hey Stranger: cartola You: ? Stranger: fire atack Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: die Stranger: change the pokemon You: A WILD MEWTWO APPEARS Stranger: OH FUCK You: He rapes you with a tire iron You: TEH EDN Stranger: ...[/quote] :downswords:

[quote]You: a wild abrah appears Stranger: A wild bra has appears! Stranger: What the Stranger: This wasn't supposed to happen You: life isnt supposed to happen Stranger: What the fuck nigga? You dissin my hood, bitch? You: ya You: go fuck urself Stranger: Yo, bro, we gonna come an pop yo ass bitch You: bitch Stranger: STRAIGHT FROM DA BRONX Stranger: BITCH You: wats a bronx? Stranger: We be slappin our black cocks all around yo face! Stranger: *slap* Stranger: *slap* Stranger: *slap* You: im gunna skin u with a back of an old rusty hammer You: rip off ur limbs You: and feeed them to u raw Stranger: We be smacking them dicks around your face aaaaaall night long, bitch! Stranger: *slap* Stranger: *slap* You: ur boring Stranger: *slap* Stranger: We gonna add some lube and smack you som more Stranger: *splash* Stranger: *splash* You: u gangsta or sumting? Stranger: Yo, bitch, I'm gangsta dawg! You: im only 10 yrs old Stranger: Man dawg, you killed my erection[/quote] What the

[QUOTE=CrazyV3;16513837]What the[/QUOTE] *slap*

[quote]You: Hello there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR. ...This world. ...is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself... I study POKémon as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself. Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Stranger: A girl. You: Let's begin with your name. What was it? Stranger: Melisa. You: Right... So your name is Melisa. Yes/No Stranger: Yes You: This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now? Stranger: Tom You: That's right! I remember now! His name is Tom! Melisa! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go! Stranger: Yay. You: You step into the grass. You: A wild abra appears! You: OAK: WAIT DON'T GO IN THE GRASS! You: OAK: The grass is full of dangerous POKéMON! Here come into my lab, I will give you one of my POKéMON You: Wild Abra Teleports in front of you and uses confuse. You: You and OAK were rushed to the hospital, but it was too late Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :geno: I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Yes, that is Oak's intro speech for FireRed/LeafGreen remakes, word for word...

[QUOTE]Stranger: You are allowed to ask me one question, and I will answer honestly. But, choose carefully-- I will disconnect immediately after. You: A wild Abra appears, what do you do? Stranger: Abra? Stranger: I eat it. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Lol.

[quote]You: A wild Abra has appeared! Stranger: *throws master ball* You: Wild Abra is caught! Would you like to give it a nickname? Stranger: yes Stranger: _ _ _ _ _ Stranger: AAAAA You: AAAAA has been sent to BOX01 in Someone's PC. Stranger: *walks in tall grass* You: Wild Magikarp has appeared! Stranger: Goldean! i choose you! Stranger: goldean use bubble! You: Magikarp takes 20 damage. Wild Magikarp used splash! 1 Hit KO! Trainer has run out of pokemon! Trainer has whited out! Stranger: *faps* Stranger: i love this roleplay You have disconnected.[/quote] What the fuck.

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears. Stranger: Go, Michael Jackson, I choose you You: Abra uses teleport Stranger: Use beat it Stranger: Michael Jackson uses molest. You: Its Super Effective You: Wild Abra faints Stranger: So, nao that's out of the way, why don't you have a seat over there? Stranger: I Stranger: I'm Chips Handon. You: OH SHI-[/quote] I got owned by this guy.

I met a fellow Facepuncher! [quote] Stranger: You are allowed to ask me one question, and I will answer honestly. But, choose carefully-- I will disconnect immediately after. You: A wild Abra appears You: What do you do? Stranger: Facepunch bro? Stranger: brofist time? You: Yes broski Stranger: sup Stranger: who you on fp You: thirty9th Stranger: never seen you post ever Stranger: im gokulol Stranger: by the way i use thunder wave You: Fuck You: Okay You: Umm You: Abra used Teleport! You: It failed! Stranger: BUT ITS PARALYZED? Stranger: good Stranger: Jon threw a masterball! You: You caught a wild Abra! What do you want to name it? Stranger: Niggerassfuckdick You: Niggerassfuckdick added to your Pokedex! Stranger: A WILD NIGGER APPEARS Stranger: NIGGER USED PICK COTTON! Stranger: NIGGER'S ACCURACY WAS RAISED! You: Metapod uses Harden! You: Metapod's defense rose! Stranger: Nigger used Sing Stranger: A CRITICAL HIT You: Metapod fainted! [/quote]

[QUOTE=thirty9th;16515020]I met a fellow Facepuncher![/QUOTE] Hi

Oh fuck. Also: [quote] Stranger: Hoy, chummer You: A wild Abra appears! You: What do you do? Stranger: Quick draw my Ares Predator and put two in its skull. You: Abra used Teleport! Stranger: No sparkle for it when it's dead You: Abra has fled1 Stranger: Abra is missing some blood [/quote] :ohdear:

Ahahahah good stuff [quote] You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: A wild Abra Disappears You: And reappears Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [editline]06:37PM[/editline] another one :3 [quote] Stranger: Hey You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: Go pickachu! Stranger: Use Sing! You: Abra, use Psybeam! Stranger: Pickachu is badly damaged Stranger: Return Pickachu You: abra come back, youve had enough, GO Blastoise! Stranger: Go charazard! Stranger: Use scrach! You: Blastoise use water cannons! You: its super effective Stranger: -Super Effective- Stranger: Go Tentacruel Stranger: Use Thunderbolt! You: Tentacruel is a lightning type??? Stranger: I used an action replay Stranger: that fair? You: sure sure You: come back blastoise You: GO MISSINGNO Stranger: Go ditto! You: Zzzt zasr You: lasnss Stranger: Copy! You: 1244sa You: ascxods9f You: 32rff You: 346sdgf You: ERROR ERROR Stranger: FUCK NOOOO!!!! You: esiubh3 You: asreo2 You: sdf7 Stranger: -Gameboy explodes- You: 235f You: dtg4 Stranger: Welp Stranger: it was fun You: haha You: yea Stranger: Peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [editline]06:39PM[/editline] And another :D [quote] You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: Will you marry me? Stranger: ...Oh Stranger: I guess an Abra can't marry me :( You: Abra is confused Stranger: :) You: Abra used Teleport! Stranger: :( [/quote] [editline]06:43PM[/editline] this guy just went on and on =/ [quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: ghi Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: waht your name? You: Abra Stranger: Abra Stranger: oh Stranger: myname is sam Stranger: nice meet yiu You: abra abra Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: aaabbbra Stranger: l"m from china You: ABRA!!! Stranger: what your favorite subject? Stranger: my subject is pe You: aaaabra Stranger: i want to see and fuck You: a b r a? Stranger: Republic of Korea You: abra... You: abra ab ab abra Stranger: Stranger: yeah i actually have a pet penguin Stranger: bye bye~^^ You: abra Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

I want to see and fuck too.

[quote]You: A wild abra appears! Stranger: 안녕 Stranger: 야생어쩌구? You: Bag/Pkmn/Attack/Flee You: choose Stranger: abra? Stranger: attack You: Stranger used attack You: It's not very effective Stranger: gooood You: Wild abra used QUICK ATTACK You: It's super effective You: Stranger's Charmander is knocked out Stranger: pkmn You: Your pokemon: pikachu/magicarp/squirtle Stranger: magicarp Stranger: nono Stranger: pikachu Stranger: nono Stranger: pikachu You: You used pikachu Stranger: 피카츄 You: Pikachu's attacks: thunderbolt, quick attack Stranger: yeah You: choose Stranger: quick attack You: It's super effective! You: Wild magicarp is knocked out, you gain 300 XP!![/quote] :v:

[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Wild Ratatta has appeared! Stranger: aha Stranger: I choose Mew You: Wild Rattata used teleport![/quote] lol,so witty

You: A wild Abra appeared! You: Abra used Teleport Stranger: fuck u

not quite the same, but still good. [QUOTE]Stranger: hey Stranger: m or f? You: f/14/near you Stranger: do u have a webcam? You: yes Stranger: me too Stranger: do u have msn or yahoo? You: yes Stranger: can uive me your adress? You: [email]awildabraappeared@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: give* Stranger: ok You: oh wait Stranger: wait You: my new one is You: [email]abrausedteleport@hotmail.com[/email] Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stranger]Stranger: heey You: Hello. Stranger: asl You: Lsa? Stranger: Age sex location You: Do you know pokemom? Stranger: ure a dipshit Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I laughed. This is actually quite fun.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Hello Stranger: how are you? You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: go Snorlax You: Abra uses teleport Stranger: Snorlax is sleeping You: Abra uses scratch You: its ineffective You: Abra uses teleport again! You: Do you want to use a pokeball? Stranger: no You: Do you want to use a pokeball? Stranger: no Stranger: are you be a female trainer? You: Another wild Abra appears You: Both abras use teleport You: Do you want to use a pokeball? Stranger: yes You: YOu toss a pokeball...... You: It misses! You: Abra uses teleport You: Do you want to use a pokeball? Stranger: yes You: You toss a pokeball..... You: Abra is caught! You: Abra uses teleport You: Abra is free You: Do you want to use a pokeball? Stranger: superball please You: You are out of superballs! Stranger: masterball? You: You toss a masterball You: You caught a wild abra! Stranger: thanks a lot You: Wild abra turns into a wild ditto! Stranger: please Stranger: shut up You: You gain 1 exp. You: Do you want to name your wild ditto? Stranger: Fuck You You: Wild ditto is named "Fuck You" You: Fuck You has been placed into inventory You: A wild Abra appears! You: Do you want to use a pokeball? You: Abra uses teleport! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Wild Dittos are tricky.

[quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: heya You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: FBI! If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] what

[quote] Stranger: hi i from China 16 boy You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: u? You: America 3 Abra Stranger: wow/// Stranger: please... You: Abra used teleport Stranger: don't Stranger: joke Stranger: me Stranger: u fucking around me? Stranger: a You: Please stop selling gold and evony. It sucks bad. Stranger: ask my qustion Stranger: ok Stranger: and You: I have to go. My mum is yelling at me to stop talking to stranger Stranger: u lookdown me? Stranger: i want have a chat with u You: by You: e You: Hey have you ever heard of Mychonny on youtube. I bet he exactly like you Stranger: oh You: sucky sucky 5 dolla Stranger: crazy Stranger: u Stranger: sorry i just want a talk You: And I am going now You: You type too slow Stranger is typing... [/quote] That was weird. [editline]05:53PM[/editline] [quote] Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: m/f? You: Abra Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] I was Abra all along!

[quote]Stranger: HI You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: HOW DID YOU DO THAT? You: Wild Abra uses teleport! Stranger: WHAT? You: Wild Snorlax appears! Stranger: STOP BEING A FAG AND TELL ME HOW YOU DID THAT. You: Wild Snorlax uses body slam crushing the pokemon trainer to his death. You: Restart Game? Stranger: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? You: You've chosen "No" you are not a fag. You have disconnected.[/quote] This one is funny: [quote]You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZ0U1Su-cA[/url] -- A wild Abra appears! Stranger: hi Stranger: nope You: Abra uses tackle! Stranger: hunter uses gun Stranger: and then bbq attack Stranger: and then eat attack You: Abra uses teleport. Stranger: oooh Stranger: too late Stranger: abra is already in hunters stomach You: Abra uses bite attack giving you PokeRus Stranger: ouch Stranger: werent a fast enought typer Stranger: that sucks You: Abra takes shit in your stomach! Stranger: i am so much better than you Stranger: you suck Stranger: i am more of a man You: Abra uses long dick to rape your insides. Stranger: yeah cry Stranger: ouch Stranger: now you are going out of your zone Stranger: because you are angry You: Abra cums in your throat. Stranger: no one is smart enough Stranger: except for me Stranger: ahaha you queeerrrr Stranger: you're a fag Stranger: that types slow Stranger: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You: Queeerrr is not a word madam. Stranger: sir to you faggot You: The way you type. You sound like a facepuncher You: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] Stranger: The things you talk about. You sound like a fag. You: Welcome Home. Stranger: With no life Stranger: nahhh Stranger: Not going there queerbait. You: Want to come down to my basement and see my big toy train? Stranger: Bitch get yo' ass in the cellar Stranger: Got a whole lot of popsicles in the cellar. You: Let's see if I can get my train to go through your tunnel. Stranger: You like popsicles? Stranger: Got a whole bunch of em' You: Oh. Gotta go. Your mom is here. You have disconnected.[/quote] lol.

[quote]you: A wild abra has appeared stranger: Asl you: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild abra has appeared stranger: Ok no i hate u you: Derp you have disconnected.[/quote] [quote]connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ░░░░█░░░█░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░░░███░░█ ░█░░░█░░░░░█░░░██ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ █░░████░░░█░░████ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ ░█░░░█░░░░░█████ ░░███░░░░░█░░░░░██ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █ ░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░███ ░░░████████░░░░░░░███ ░░░░████████░░░░░███ ░░░░░░████████████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ██░░░░░░░░░░███ █░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░█ your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]you: ░░░░█░░░█░░░░░█ ░░███░░░░░░░███░░█ ░█░░░█░░░░░█░░░██ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ █░░████░░░█░░████ █░░░███░░░█░░░███ ░█░░░█░░░░░█████ ░░███░░░░░█░░░░░██ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ █ ░░██░░░░██░░░░░░░░███ ░░░████████░░░░░░░███ ░░░░████████░░░░░███ ░░░░░░████████████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ██░░░░░░░░░░███ █░░░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░░░█ █░░░░░░█ you: Weegee stranger: Cool. You: A wild abbra has attacked stranger: It has?!?!?!?! You: A wild abra has appeared you: Yes stranger: Oh noes!!! You: Fffffffffffffffffff you: What will you do stranger: I will attack it with my pikachu!!!! You: A wise choice you: Pikachu misses stranger: No!!!! You: Its super effective you: Abra uses teleport you: It got away you: Fffffffff you: You should have caught it stranger: Dammit. Stranger: I was, like, this close. You: I kno rite stranger: Yea rite!!! You: Are you on facepunch? Stranger: What? You: Nothing you: A wild slowpoke has appeared stranger: I choose: Myself! You: Slowpoke uses lick stranger: I take out a rifle. You: Slowpoke teleports you: He got away stranger: Slowpoke can teleport? You: No you: He is behind you stranger: Oh no! You: Indeed stranger: *fires rifle* stranger: Boom boom boom you: What it was obvious you: He's the pink pokemon you: Watch you: He'll turn red you: Any second now you: See red your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] ► [editline]07:02PM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: errare humanum est You: A wild abra has appeared Stranger: pika pika? You: ABRA USES TELEPORT Stranger: PIKA![/quote] caps.

[quote]stranger: The game you: I won it you: Bwhahah beat that 4chan stranger: Hardly mate you: The game does not have rule 34 you: Therefore game lost self stranger: It has nao you: 4chan is 4 fags stranger: The is porn of it you: Facpunch ftw stranger: Shuuuuryuken you: Faggot go back to your sillly gets and old memes [/quote] faggot