[quote]Stranger: m/f?
You: male
You: lol
You: i bet you're dissapointed
You: BWHAHAHHA
Stranger: you should play lotto
You: TOAST[/quote]
lol wtf
[quote]
stranger: Hi
you: SALAD DRESSING
stranger: M/f?
You: F
stranger: Can i fuck u?
You: With SALAD DRESSING?
You: Yes
stranger: O ooo ooo yeah yeah
you: SALAD DRESSING
stranger: I have a big cock
you: Me too :)
stranger: Fuck
your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
salad dressing
this abra shit is stupid and from /b/
[QUOTE=Stranger]You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I am cock.
You: You?
Stranger: lol cock
You: You're typing far too slow!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Mom? What are you doing on Omegle?
[quote=Mom]
You: Is this you?
You: Is it finally you?
You: Please tell me... Please tell me it's you!
Stranger: yes
You: THANK GOD!
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[CODE]
Stranger: hi
You: [/QUOTE]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/CODE]
[editline]06:58PM[/editline]
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Stranger: hello, m or f?
You: f
Stranger: from?
You: Viridian city
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: im male
You: cool
Stranger: from brazil
Stranger: age?
You: lvl 16
Stranger: d u have msn?
You: [email]mudkipz4lyf@profoak.com[/email]
Stranger: ok
Stranger: C u there ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
If only I could see the guy's face when he added [email]mudkipz4lyf@profoak.com[/email] to his msn
[quote]Stranger: korean/chinese
Stranger: ??
You: Bitchanese.
You: Faggot.
Stranger: yeah fuck off chinese
You: I know.[/quote]
the hell
Seems like people are getting tired with this joke.
[quote=stranger]
You: * A wild Abra appears! *
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/Quote]
Besides, there are funnier things to write to people.
[QUOTE=Stranger]
Stranger: hi
[B]You[/B]:
[B]You[/B]: *A hot girl sends you a seducing look, as you're on your way to work*
What will you do:
A) Get off next time bus stops
B) Run in circles
C) Use potion
Stranger: use potion
You: *As you drink the potion, it seems like everybody else on the bus suddenly fades away. You're all alone with a hot blonde teen*
*She smiles to you*
What will you do:
A) Get off next time bus stops
B) Run in circles
C) Use potion
[B]Stranger[/B]: run in circles
[B]You[/B]: *The hot blonde teen ignores your hectic running, and slowly walks towards you*
[B]You[/B]: What will you do:
A) Walk towards her
B) Stop her from getting closer to you!
C) Use more potion
[B]Stranger[/B]: use more potion
[B]You[/B]: *You pour more potion down your throat, and all of a sudden you're all naked. So is the hot girl.*
What will you do:
A) Withdraw penis.
B) Pray
C) Use potion.
[B]You[/B]: (come on man, it's a hot girl!)
[B]Stranger[/B]: withdraw penis
[B]You[/B]: *You grab your trusty snake, and await the hot girl!*
*As she reaches you, she sits down on the knees*
What will you do:
A) Close you eyes
B) Watch television
C) Rip off her head
D) Potion!
Stranger: potion!!!
You: *You empty another potion, and all of a sudden your cock is hard like steel. And 10 inches long.
*The hot girl stares at the penis with awe*
What do you do:
A) Command her to lick your cock
B) Badger
C) No more potion!
Stranger: a
You: *The hot girl moves closer to your dick, anD ALL OF SUDDEN HER HEAD IS A NUCLEAR BOMB!*
* YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO DISARM THE BOMB!
A) DISARM
B) CRY
C) POTION!!!!!!111one
[B]Stranger[/B]: potione!!!!
[B]You[/B]: *You wake up in a white room. You have very limited clothes on, and your right shoulder hurts.*
*Thinking back, you realize that you drank more than 4 bottles of Jack Daniels whilst on a bus-trip to New York.*
[B]You[/B]: *A man dressed in white enters the room*
[B]You[/B]: *He pulls out his penis, and stuffs it down your throat. You're helpless.*
[B]You[/B]: *Struggling for air, you attempt calling for help, but you're paralyzed*
[B]Stranger[/B]: lovely i love penis
[B]You[/B]: dude.... NOT COOL!
[B]You[/B]: NOT COOL!
[I]You have disconnected[/I].[/QUOTE]
Kind of based on Dave's idea.
[quote]You: Greetings, <KINGDOM:ANIMAILA, PHYLUM:CHORDATA, CLASS:MAMMALIA, ORDER:PRIMATES, GENUS:HOMO, SPECIES:HOMO_SAPIENS(HUMAN)> Inhabitant of <PLANET:EARTH, SYSTEM:SOL, RING:GOULD_BELT, GALACTIC_ARM:ORION, GALAXY:MILKY_WAY, SC:VIRGO(PLANET EARTH)>, I am General Tk-Dra'kauro' Diaus of the Gallente Federation, CONCORD Branch, DED Sub-branch, 114th Brigade. We have recently made contact with Earth and have connected this chat with our SKYNET Mainframe. We would like to ask several questions about the human race, if you have the time.
Would you like to participate in our survey?
You: Would you like to participate?
Stranger: i donno lol
You: I will take that as a yes.
You: Please wait: downloading data through sub-space...
You: Done.
You: Q1: How does your race reproduce?
Stranger: did you know that in africa there is these worms that lives inside people and slowly make them blind and then kill them =D
You: Please answer the question.
Stranger: i donno lol
You: You do not know?
Stranger: something to do with a bird
Stranger: or flowers and bees
You: I assume you have not reached maturity yet and you do not know yet?
You: Interesting.
You: Q2: On a scale of 1-10, how pleasurable is your country/nation?
Stranger: 10 im in usa
You: Is that an acronym for the "United States of America"?
Stranger: it might be
You: Hm.
You: Q3: On a scale of 1-10, how well are your nation's affairs with other nations?
Stranger: 10, we kicks everyones ass
You: I see.
You: Q4: If in the event of an Alien attack, how well can your country defend against such attacks?
Stranger: nuke the middle east
You: Nuclear weapons, AA turrets, Sea destroyers, etc. help with the question
You: I'm talking about an Alien attack from outer space.
Stranger: so im a
Stranger: i*
You: Aliens from outer space.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we would nuke the middle eats
You: It could be defended well? Why?
Stranger: maybe china
Stranger: why not?
You: This is not about nation affairs with the "Middle East", it's about aliens from a different planet from Earth
Stranger: couldnt hurt
Stranger: axs of evil!
You: Extraterristrials would be the word.
You: Hm.
You: Q4: Where do you live on your nation?
Stranger: Texas!
You: Please be more specific. Where in "Texas"?
Stranger: in the middle
You: Central Texas?
You: Near "Austin", the state's capital?
You: ...please answer the question.
You: Are you done with the survey?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i donno
You: Okay.
You: The survey is finnished, sending data to SKYNET.
Stranger: isnt that in some movie?
You: SETTING COURSE BATTLESHIP SEIGE OF <PLANET:EARTH, SYSTEM:SOL, RING:GOULD_BELT, GALACTIC_ARM:ORION, GALAXY:MILKY_WAY, SC:VIRGO(PLANET EARTH)>, LOC:<CENTRAL TEXAS, USA, NORTH AMERICA>.
Stranger: whatew
You: I advise you to evaccuate now.
Stranger: lol
You: Thanks for allowing us to destroy <CENTRAL TEXAS, USA, NORTH AMERICA>! Goodbye, and thanks for using SKYNET(tm)!
Stranger: but im in florida
You: SETTING SECONDARY BATTLESHIPS TO SEIGE ENTIRETY OF NORTH AMERICA.
You: You know what, screw this.
You: [SET: DESTRUCT <PLANET:EARTH, SYSTEM:SOL, RING:GOULD_BELT, GALACTIC_ARM:ORION, GALAXY:MILKY_WAY, SC:VIRGO(PLANET EARTH)>, DEATH RAY-LAUNCH CRUISERS INCOMING.>
You: Have a nice day, your planet will be destroyed!
Stranger: you know how to divide by ziro?
You: I prefer not to deal with your crude Mathemetics.
Stranger: i can do it
You: <THANK YOU FOR USING CONCORD(tm), GOODBYE!>[/quote]
[QUOTE]
You: So a man walks into a bar with a monkey
Stranger: A monkey? :O
You: I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
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[quote]You: I'm Chris Hansen.
You: Why don't you take a seat over there?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ages?
You: Why did you try and come to this girl's house?
Stranger: yes
You: Yes?
You: Why have you repedetly posted Child Pornography in the chats you had with her?
You: Did you think she liked it?
You: Do you know that it's illegal?
Stranger: love
Stranger: yes
You: It can result in Federal Prosecution.
Stranger: fuck federal prosecution
You: So you planned on going to this person's house and, as you said in the chatroom, "hawt oral furry sex"?
You: Are you a zoophile?
Stranger: yes
You: Really?
You: What is this "Furry Fandom"?
You: Can you explain to me how you actively participate in it?
Stranger: no
You: Why?
Stranger: is gay?
You: You think it's gay?
You: You act Heterosexual.
Stranger: yeah
You: You wanted to come over to the girl's house.
Stranger: i love
You: Do you feel sorry now?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: vry good
Stranger: very*
You: I'm sorry, but a "sorry" won't cut it.
You: It's time for you to walk out.
You: The military has surrounded the house.
Stranger: bie bie gay[/quote]
Why don't you take a seat over there
[QUOTE=watch me rise;16522802]this abra shit is stupid and from [b]/v/[/b][/QUOTE]
fixed. :eng101:
The sex offender thing is from /b/.
[QUOTE]You: A wild Jeff Goldblum appears
You: Jeff Goldblum does tapdance
Stranger: welcome /b/rother
Stranger: how's trolling going?
You: Jeff Goldblum uses HAAARR AAHAERRR HAAARRR
Stranger: ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT??
You: Jeff Goldblum
You: uses
You: the
You: g
You: a
You: m
You: e
Stranger: fuck you...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
what.
[QUOTE]You: hello?
Stranger: THE ONLY METH YOURE GOING TO BE HAVING TONIGHT IS IN YOUR DREAMS, BRONCO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I lol'd.
[quote]You: dundundundundundundundundundundundun
You: a wild abra appeared!
Stranger: Trainer used master ball on wild abra''
You: It missed!
Stranger: wild abra is caught
Stranger: Trainer used master ball on wild abra
You: fuck your shit no it didn't
Stranger: wild abra is caught
You: abra uses fuck shit up!
You: Trainer turns into a viking!
Stranger: wild abra infected with aid
Stranger: wild abra a splodes[/quote]
:argh:
[quote]Stranger: IM A WILD ABRA AND I JUST TELEPORTED!
You: A wild Abra appears [/quote]
:)
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: tell me a story
Stranger: ok
You: STORY TIME
Stranger: I got food poisoning from eating out a fat indian girl once
You: RIVETING TALE, CHAP
Stranger: thats a true story
Stranger: now u tell me one
You: ok
You: um
You: i was born in a hosipital and brought home and grew up. i bought a computer and went on some website and started talking to some fag and he told me a story about some indians and then i told him my life story
Stranger: wow thats awesome story
You: ya
Stranger: I just found this site today, im having alot of fun
Stranger: i bet this is good for unleashing drunken anger on somone.
You: A wild Abra appeared!
Stranger: what is an abra?
You: Wild Abra used teleport!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
good god
[quote]You: dundundundundundundundundundundundun
Stranger: type
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: what will you do?
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL
You: fyi i am a ditto
You: ditto transforms into a trainer
Stranger: SLEEP POWDER
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL
You: trainer sends out a ditto!
Stranger: SLEEP POWDER
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL
You: ditto transforms into a viking!
Stranger: OPEN POKEBALL: CHARIZARD
Stranger: CHARIZARD OPENED
You: Viking uses Fuck Shit Up!
Stranger: FLAME STRIKE
You: CHARIZARD turns into a viking!
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL ON VIKING
Stranger: SLEEP DUST ON VIKING
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL
You: viking turns into a master pokeball
You: MASTER POKEBALL is caught!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: you master pokeball was caught by me
Stranger: I TAKE THE MASTER POKEBALL
You: come back ditto!
Stranger: I RUN WITH THE POKEBALL
You: Trainer transforms into a helicopter
You: helicopter chases you!
Stranger: I TAKE A CHAIN OUT OF MY ANUS WITH POKEBALLS
Stranger: AND ATTACH THE POKEBALL TO THE END OF THE CHAIN
Stranger: THEN INSERT THE CHAIN BACK
Stranger: IT IS SAFE
Stranger: I SUCCEEDED
You: Helicopter guns you down!
You: You fainted
You: abra uses teleport
You: he got away!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: MASTER FUCKING POKEBALL
Stranger: FUCKING ABRA COME FUCKING BACK
You: You wake up in the pokecenter. You don't know what time it is
Stranger: A HOT NURSE?
You: Ms. Joyce walkes up to you
You: Slowly
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT IS A TRAP
You: she then gives you a hug
Stranger: I SLAP THE BITCH
You: and whispers in your ear
Stranger: AND JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW
Stranger: I DO NOT HEAR
Stranger: A THING
Stranger: I WAS IN THE FIRST FLOOR
You: YOU ARE TO MUCH OF A FUCKING FAGGOT TO PLAY THE ORIGINAL RED BLUE GREEN AND YELLOW
Stranger: SO I AM NOT DEAD
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I WON
You: then she turns into a ditto
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: ditto eats you
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: you die
Stranger: I WON
Stranger: WAIT
You: try again
Stranger: THERE IS NOT VIKINGS
Stranger: NOR DITTO
Stranger: IN THE ORIGINALS
You: insert coin to try again.
Stranger: YOU MUST BE A DIGIMON GUY
You: no
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YOU FAKE
You: digimon sucks dicks especialy hezzy's
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN DRESS LIKE ASH IN REAL LIFE I BET
Stranger: YOU HYPOCRITE
You: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
You: you're dead
Stranger: DRESS LIKE ASH
Stranger: AND I SHUT UP
You: Stranger uses disconnect!
Stranger: DRESS
You: He got away safetly!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: MASTER POKEBALL
Stranger: I CAUGHT THE STRANGER
You: too late dickbutt[/quote]
Laughed my fucking ass off during the whole thing.
Ghaha
[code]Stranger: heey!
You: A wild Abra appears
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/code]
[code][noparse]
You: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: poof
You: A wild Abra evaded an attack
Stranger: wam!
You: A wild Abra jumped above the shot
Stranger: weee!
You: A wild Abra says: Age, F, M ?
Stranger: f
You: A wild Abra says: Age?
You: A wild Abra says: F, Level 30
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bye
You: A wild Abra says: POOF
You have disconnected.[/noparse][/code]
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARED
Stranger: I like Mesprit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Wow, just wow.
unrelated but:
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: m.f
You: H
Stranger: huh
Stranger: ?
You: hemaphrodite
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: 23
Stranger: sext
Stranger: sexy
You: yes
Stranger: cyber?
You: ok
Stranger: go
You: -shows penis-
Stranger: ...
You: you go
Stranger: put dick is ass
Stranger: u
You: -strokes penis and fingers vagina-
Stranger: describe ur body for me
Stranger: turns me on
You: i have a penis and a vagina
You: sometimes i make myself pregnant
Stranger: u cum
You: yeah
Stranger: tell me more
You: i am blonde and famous
Stranger: who are u
You: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Stranger: i dont know u
You: i am sometimes called Lady Gaga
Stranger: dont know u
You: ok
[/quote]
Stranger: hallo
You: Hi
You: How are yo-
You: ohshi-
You: A wild Abra appears!
You: what do we do?
You: fuck
You: fuckfuckfuck
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wts wrong?
You: what the fuck do we do?
You: the Abra is coming right for us!
You: Quick, use psyduck!
Stranger: wtf,youre a pokemon freak or somethin?
Stranger: wats yout name there?
You: fuckin hurry! It's nearly here!
Stranger: i bet youre 10 yrs old
Stranger: have fun there stranger
You: c'mooooooon Snorlax
Stranger: wut?
You: DON'T JUST SIT THERE YOU SPOON
You: ATTACK THE FUCKER
Stranger: WTF YOURE TALKING ABOUT?
You: my Snorlax isn't fighting!
Stranger: go get a life man
You: get my snorlax to move
Stranger: hey,im kinda bored here
You: i can't afford to use Bulbasaur
Stranger: yea yea
You: Fuck it
You: Bulbasaurrrr GO!
Stranger: here,why dont you use my shit and throw it
You: Bulbasaur uses [vinewhip]
You: Abra uses [teleport]
You: the little fucker!
Stranger: brb
You: Bulbasaur uses some other attack
You: IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!1]
You: Abra is stunned!
You: *Snorlax is still not doing anything*
You: Fucking move you huge slob!
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: weirdo
You: Bulbasaur, vinewhip the bastard
Stranger: im outta here
You: Bulbasaur uses [vinewhip] on Snorlax
You: IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: A wild Abra has appeared!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:saddowns:
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you this evening
You: Good. You?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: where are you from?
You: US
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: i'm from canada
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: 22
You: 21
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what part of the states?
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: pokemon?
You: It uses teleport!
You: It fauled!
You: failed*
Stranger: did i catch it?
You: Throw a pokeball!
Stranger: I throw a pokeball!
You: The abra is caught. You win!
You: Wait, it teleported away when you werent looking. FAIL
Stranger: ahh FML
You: A wild pikachu appears!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Yeah.
[editline]01:06AM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: K
You: Send out your pokemon of choice!
Stranger: Gay
You: Stranger sends out Gay
Stranger: Lol
You: Gay uses Share The Rainbow!
You: Abra becomes homosexual!
Stranger: K
You: Throw a pokeball!
Stranger: K
You: Stranger throws a Gay Ball (99% chance to catch a gay Pokemon.)
You: You catch abra!
Stranger: Ok
You: Oh wait, while in the pokeball he teleported away. FAIL
Stranger: K
Stranger: Thats bad
Stranger: I guess
You: Gay fucks the crap outta you!
Stranger: Thats also bad
You: You become a homosexual!
Stranger: Bad....
You: You fuck osama!
Stranger: K
You: Osama is now a Homosexual!
Stranger: K
You: Osama fucks Obama!
Stranger: K
You: Obama is now a homosexual!
Stranger: K
You: You get eaten by mudkipz. FAILURE!
You have disconnected.[/quote] Lol
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that the user you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. This message is unseen to the user.]
You: hi
You: asl
You: ??
You: 43/m/oh
Stranger: reas this
Stranger: read
Stranger:
Stranger: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that the user you are chatting with is a registered sex offender. This message is unseen to the user.
You: what
You: wtf?
You: how old r u
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: this is what i had
You: how old r u
Stranger: 31
You: oh
You: too old sry
You: bye[/quote]
wha
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: A wild abra appears!
Stranger: i choose charzard
You: Stranget sends out Gayzard
You: Stranger*
Stranger: hahaha ur makin fun of me you pokemon fagget?
You: Yes
You: Gaynger
Stranger: hahaha fuck you how old are you?
You: Fow. 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
Stranger: hahahaha your like 13 arent you?
You: I SAID FAW FAGGOT! 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
You: Gaychard burns in hell with Gaynger
Stranger: what the fuck is faw you little douchebag?
You: FAW 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
Stranger: fuck you
You: FAW
GAYNGER
Stranger: little kids and their fuckin jokes
You: FAW GAYCHARD! YOUR FOUR!
You have disconnected.[/quote] Lol. Again.
[editline]01:16AM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hot chics plzzzzzzzzz
You: A wild Abra appears!
You: YO A HOMO AND FAW
You: FAW
You: FAw
You: FAW
F
A
W
S
FD
FD
DSg
Stranger: wat??
Stranger: r u a girl??
You: A wild abra appears!
You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You: ()()
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You have disconnected.[/quote] Great fun.
[editline]01:22AM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Im four and I gota go bed son
You: tat ok?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: from?
You: US
You: I tink
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hot chics plzzzzzzzzz
You: A wild Abra appears!
You: YO A HOMO AND FAW
You: FAW
You: FAw
You: FAW
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Stranger: wat??
Stranger: r u a girl??
You: A wild abra appears!
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You have disconnected.[/quote] This is VERY fun.
[editline]01:27AM[/editline]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: A wild ABRA appears
You: YOU FROM FACEPUNCH?
Stranger: no ebaumsworld
You: CAUSE YOU STOLE MY LINE
You: BITCH
Stranger: ebaumsworld > *
You: I SEND OUT MY HOMOSEXUAL ABRA AND FUCK YOURS SILLY
Stranger: ABRA uses TELEPORT[/quote] Is therwe a limit?
[quote] Stranger: helllo
You: A Wild Abra Appears!
Stranger: not you again??
Stranger: im sick ofit
Stranger: teleport i know
Stranger: bye
You: Abra used Hi!
You: Abra used you Dolt, I'm not that mean.
Stranger: rayqaza used OKI ^^
You: Abra used Just kidding
You: Abra used Teleport
You have disconnected. [/quote]
Message is too short
I didn't say A Wild Abra Appears, but this is relevent.
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You: sup niga
Stranger: A Wild Abra Appeared!
You: HA
You: facepunch
Stranger: A wild Abra used "Oh shit."
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=786874[/url]
Stranger: D:
Stranger: You ruined this for me :(
You: meh
You: i use facepunch
Stranger: Who are you?
You: fpmankills
Stranger: Joshua-029.
Stranger: >:(
You: lol
You: im gonna post this in the abra thread
You: unless you want to
Stranger: Abra is Pissed off. Damage increased by 10000000
You: fpmankills uses THE GAME
Stranger: Abra doesn't care, he uses teleport.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
oh and hai joshua ^
