A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

[QUOTE=fpmankills;16531540]I didn't say A Wild Abra Appears, but this is relevent. oh and hai joshua ^[/QUOTE] :fuckyou:

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: A wild abra appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected. wah wah wahhhhhh Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi~! Stranger: asl?? You: 19/f/can You: you? Stranger: oh canada You: hehe Stranger: 16 male korea You: A wild abra appears! You: WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!?! Stranger: do you have your picture? Stranger: i'm just anxious. Stranger: hehe You: ABRA USES LANGUAGE BARRIER You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE! Stranger: do you Stranger: have Stranger: your self picture? You: ABRA USES MYSPACE PICTURE Stranger: and You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE Stranger: ok Stranger: please send your picture~ Stranger: please? You: ABRA USES GOOGLE TRANSLATOR You: ONE MOMENT PLEASE Stranger: please wait a minute!~~ Stranger: my e-mail is **************** Stranger: please send your picture You: 사나운 ABRA는 나타난다 You:ABRA USES "FUCK THIS"

[quote]You: Ying? Stranger: tang? You: Fuck Stranger: you You: You're the same guy from earlier? Stranger: what guy? You: Also, You: What's knock knock Stranger: huh? You: Knock knock. Stranger: whos there? You: I'm an Stranger: im an? You: I'm an Abra, I murdered your family, and Now I'm gonna teleport away. Ha-Ha! Stranger: lmao is this hole place full of people who look at 4chan? You: I'm sorry, You: I don't go to 4Chan actually. You: Either way. You: I'm teleporting away. You: HAHAHAHAHAHA You: Just kidding You: I'm too nice to do that. Stranger: lol Stranger: uhmmmmmm Stranger: UHMMMMMMM Stranger: knock knock You: But I'm not kidding You: I murdered your family You: Who's there? Stranger: fuckl Stranger: fuck Stranger: * You: fucklfuck* who? Stranger: FUCKLFUCK* YOU![/quote] I love doing this :v:

[quote]Stranger: Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. You: Thank you sir. You: How am I doing? Stranger: So.. You're in charge around here, that's fair to say, right ? You: I suppose so sir. I always figured you were. Stranger: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss. You: Okay, I get to the office, I surf porn for half the day... I have my lunch from KFC, then I hit on the interns for the rest of the day. Stranger: So, that's an average day for you then ? Stranger: You chop your balls off and die ? Stranger: And I think you said something about sucking your own dick ? You: A wild Abra appears! You: Abra uses Teleport. Stranger: WHERE ARE MY MATERBALLS ? You: Wild Abra got away! Stranger: FUUUUUUUU[/quote] ahah

[quote]Stranger: Im a guy so if ya disconnect I wont blame ya You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: everyone seems to do that Stranger: idk why You: Wild Abra used teleport! You have disconnected.[/quote] meh not as funny as I thought it would turn out.

[quote]Stranger: hi You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: oh Stranger: pls Stranger: don't leave!! Stranger: i want to talk to u!! You: ABRA USED TELEPORT You: it failed... Stranger: plspls!! Stranger: don't go out!! Stranger: i met you 2 days ago! Stranger: why did you do that? Stranger: it seems like you are stupid.. You have disconnected.[/quote] hahaha what.

[quote]You: A You: Wild You: Abra You: Appears Stranger: go ponyta!!! You: Abra uses Pyromania You: It's not really effective Stranger: ponyta uses ember Stranger: its very effective You: Abra loses 40 HP You: Are you ready to catch it? You: Abra uses Teleport You: ... Stranger: sure You: ... You: It fails. Stranger: pontya sends out a pokeball You: ... You: ... You: ... You: ... You: ... You: You have Caught Abra. Stranger: yayay Stranger: go me!!! You: You not only get to name it, but you get an award for being the first person to ever catch an abra. Stranger: i like to keep the original names and yay for me You: You win You: [Robotic Voice] Adhesive Medical Strips. Stranger: ummmmmm Stranger: k.......... You: Better known as Band-aids. You: and you also win... Stranger: ......... You: 90000000000000000000000000 dollars. Stranger: WAHOO You: It was found in a couch You: People always lose their Pocket Change that way. Stranger: it gets the best of us You: Always. You: Trust me, if you ever search one of those. You: You'll be rich. Stranger: i have!!! You: I found 1000 dollars, 3 Bubble gum balls, and a hand gun. You: I'm not kidding Stranger: im not either Stranger: that is special Stranger: did u spend the money wisely You: Yes. Stranger: thats good You: I'm now a Scientist working on not only experimenting with a UF You: I mean You: Uhhhhhhhh. You: This Chatlog is being Traced by the FBl. Stranger: cool Stranger: well im glad i didnt say anything weird You: You will have your memory erased in the next 10 hours. You: Good bye. You have disconnected.[/quote] I'm serious about the Couch thing, we lose to much money to it :v:

Conversation #1 Stranger: hi, if you aren't brazillian, disconnect! You: A Wild Abra Appears! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Conversation #2 Stranger: SHILLELAGH You: A FUCKING WILD ABRA FUCKING APPEARS! Stranger: AHH Stranger: OMG Your conversational partner has disconnected. Conversation #3 Stranger: say it You: A Wild Abra Appears! Stranger: oh shit Stranger: pokeball go! You: Abra Breaks free! Stranger: i forgot what im supposed to say Stranger: god damnit You: Abra cums on your face and uses teleport! You have disconnected. Apparently too many people have been doing this already.

[quote]You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: fuck let me think of a pokemon and a sick move Stranger: shit You: ... You: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT You: it failed... Stranger: ratata uses quick lash You: you fail You: it's quick attack Stranger: dude stfu You: QUICK LASH DOES NOT EFFECT THIS POKEMON You: AS QUICK LASH DOES NOT EXIST[/quote] :v:

WTF is with the sex offender shit

Posting one more! Stranger: fuck! You: Me?! Stranger: no Stranger: Don't say it Stranger: Don't fucking say it You: Say what? You: Anyways I'm from Seattle. You: Thats a city. Stranger: o rly Stranger: what part You: Well I'm from the, A WILD ABRA APPEARS district! Stranger: i worked in seattle one summer Stranger: renton Stranger: are you in the u district Stranger: fulla fags You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS! You: (Prompt: CATCH IT!) Stranger: i caught it You: It broke free. You: Poor you. You: It came on your face too. You have disconnected.

[quote]Stranger: IM INTO FOLK! You: i love you Stranger: I TOLD IT TO MY FRIENDS Stranger: BUT THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE Stranger: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA You: i still love you Stranger: i love you too Stranger: have a flower (F) You: what are you ranting on about Stranger: well Stranger: my friends are into hiphop Stranger: but i am into folk. You: folk music?? You: i love you Stranger: no, folk, the canadian football team You: wut Stranger: lol... Stranger: like i said Stranger: my friends are into hiphop Stranger: but im into folk Stranger: i told them You: hiphop music? Stranger: but they thought it was a joke Stranger: no hiphop, the other canadian football team You: ok.. Stranger: you don't watch football? You: soccorfootball? You: or manfootball Stranger: football? what's that? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] what the fuck

[quote]You: Hello there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR. ...This world. ...is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself... I study POKémon as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself. Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Stranger: Boy You: Let's begin with your name. What was it? Stranger: Markus! You: Right... So your name is Markus!. Yes/No Stranger: Yes You: This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now? Stranger: Um... don't you remember? Your related lol. You: That's right! I remember now! His name is Um... don't you remember? Your related lol.! You: Markus!! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go! Stranger: YAY! You: Proffeser Oak says, "Okay, time for you two to choose your pokemon. We have, Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasuar." Stranger: Ew... old version Stranger: Gimme... Bulbasuar You: You pick up Bulbasuar, with a slight grin and a feeling of happiness. Stranger: Bulbasuar, attack Charmander! You: Um... don't you remember? Your related lol. says, "Ha! Seeing as you chose Bulbasuar, I choose Charmander!" You: You seem alittle angry and pissed off at him. You: Um... don't you remember? Your related lol. says, "Now, Time for us to show our true skills!" You: Um... don't you remember? Your related lol. says, "Charmander, Go!" You: Options: You: Pokemon Selection You: Pack You: Flee You: Call Stranger: Flee! You: You can't flee! You're in the midst of battle! Stranger: Call? You: You have no one to wake up! Stranger: >.< You: Choose your pokemon. Stranger: Pokemon Selection You: Pokemon: You: Charmander Stranger: :( You: Oh woops Stranger: LOL You: I meant Bulbasuar :3 Stranger: I'm going to go with that one... You: Markus! throws out Bulbasuar! You: Charmander uses ember. Stranger: :( You: It's effective. You: Bulbasuar Health-[|||||| ] You: Options: You: Pokemon Selection You: Pack You: Attacks You: Flee Stranger: Attacks You: Attacks: You: Vine whip Stranger: Err... Stranger: Help -> Vine Whip You: Vine whip Information: You: Good against water types. You: Slightly good at Fire types. You: Not as useful against Grass Types Stranger: Bulbasuar! Use vine whip! You: Bulbasuar uses Vine Whip against Charmander. You: It's effective. You: Charmander Health-[|||||||| ] Stranger: >:P Stranger: awesome You: Bulbasuar Health-[|||||| ] You: Bulbasuar Health-[|||||| ] You: Hmmmm.... You: Oh That's odd. You: Oh well. You: You have less health. You: 6/10 health Stranger: :( You: Charmander uses ember You: It's Effective. Stranger: Is bulbasuar on fire? You: Bulbasuar Health-[|||| ] You: Status: On fire. Stranger: >.< Stranger: Pack You: Pack's items include: You: Nothing... Stranger: ; _ ; Stranger: Bulbsaur, use vine whip. Aim for the head! You: What's that.... You: It's a... You: ABRA Stranger: I throw my master ball! You: IT MISSES AND INSTEAD HITS Um... don't you remember? Your related lol.!!!! You: HE GOES INSIDE THE BALL You: ABRA USES A GUN AND MURDERS US ALL You: HE THEN TELEPORTS AWAY Stranger: NOOOOOOO You: OH NO Stranger: gg You: Your adventure as a Pokemon trainer has come to an end. Stranger: (and the world) You: Thank you for playing. Stranger: welcome! Stranger: bye mate You: Submit Scores: You: 1110000 _ _ _ Stranger: MAL Stranger: O_O You: 1110000 M A L You: Good bye! You have disconnected.[/quote] Read it. Trust me, it's done perfectly.

#1 You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: hey Stranger: that's just great You: Abra used teleport You: faggot play along Stranger: please tell me more! :O You: i need to do something with this You: would you be interested if i told you Stranger: yes? You: Abra is evolving!!!!!! Stranger: OH MY GOD! You: CATCH IT Stranger: SHIT! IT'S SO FAST! You: Abra used teleport Stranger: ehm. btw what is an abra O_o You: what the hell is wrong with you You: did your parent hate you and not let you live to be a normal child? Stranger: no my parents did not hate me You: yes Stranger: what the hell are you talking about :D You: Abra dumbass Stranger: Ahaha Lol what is an ABRA??? You: ARE YOU A POKEMON MASTER!!!! You: D OYOU WANNA CATCH EM ALL? Stranger: WELL I WAS WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD Stranger: I'd rather catch a Celfable. You: well to bad, fuck you you suck at this game faggot Stranger: Abra seems boring You have disconnected. All I have got so far and this was my second and it was kinda comical, i'll post more if anyone is remotely funny.

I think I hit the Moron jackpot! Its quite long though. Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: how are u? You: Im pretty good, you? Stranger: could be better.asl? You: 18/M/Kanto. you? Stranger: 17/f/moscow Stranger: mm.kanto,where is it? You: its in Japan Stranger: o.japan,cool.i was always thinking japan its one of most interesting countries all ower the world. Stranger: but,i suppose to strange ti be thruth) You: Im glad you think so. it can be dangerous depending on where you live. the wildlife here in Kanto is insane Stranger: wildlife?such as tigers,snakes,spiders? Stranger: yeah,it should be You: yup, thats the one. I mean, Just this morning, I woke up to let some air in, went to brush my teeth and when I came back there was a Murkrow trying to get past the blinds! You: *I opened the window You: sorry, I missed that part out completley Stranger: Murkrow...what is it? You: then as I went out the door, the same Murkrow was sitting on the flower pot outside, disturbing the Sunflora. Mom wasnt too happy You: its a black bird, pretty big, sorta like a crow Stranger: mm..its realy danderouse.birds are keep on eye on u Stranger: be careful) Stranger: the more dangerous animal for me its my dog..i dont like it,it doesent like me You: Yeah... so when my mom saw, she got out pet Crocanaw to attack it... the poor thing fainted. Dad took it in and now its resting on my bed. You: your Dog/ You: whats up with your dog? Stranger: he dont like me.i was living another country for 3 years,so im like a stranger for him now You: Ohh, yeah, that can make any animal unhappy. Stranger: doesent...oh,damned english/// Stranger: no...i suppose it just doesent remember me You: the most dangerous animal around here would probably be the Zangoose that climb up the tree's to get at the Chatot... most of the time they fall out and land on peoples property, often damaging them. no one dares to go near because of those claws. You: they have HUGE claws, you wouldnt believe it Stranger: like medium palm or biggest? You: Im training Chompy, thats out Crowcanaw... I was 5 when we named him... to be able to take those Zangoose on. but so far he doesnt pay much attention... he just prefers to hang in the garden and play with the Furret's. You: I'd say they're about the size of a small pencil. You: those are some pretty big claws, lemmie tell you that. Stranger: yeah..are u biologist?u know so much about animals You: Kinda. Im studying with Professer Rowin to become a researcher one day and work with him on all sorts animals You: the animals are so diffrent here that we have Professers all around studying them You: I find it so facinating You: I want to meet all the diffrent kinds of animals there are! You: just thinking about it gets me excited You: I cant wait till Im old enough. just a few more years. Stranger: it sounds like u crazy scientist) You: Haha, I wouldnt go that far. we just work with strange animals. Stranger: but at all its amazible aim You: thank you. You: so what about you, what do you hope to do? Stranger: its better than to sit and do nothing.me...im musician i suppose..piano,goutar,bass guitar,vocal,harmonica,etc..also painting,photographer...at all i do everything that this world doesent need) You: Naw we need plenty of those. I know my friend Light loves Photography. me and him go out sometimes into the wild and find some of the animals, I learn what I can about them and he photographs them. then we put together a report on that animal with the photos and info and give it to the proff. Stranger: but theres to much these "people of art".so last of these havent place like a workers and starts to call themselves "free artists".and in the end they dies poor,lonely and unusible) You: Oh wow, thats so sad... You: still if you have talent why not take it to somewhere that'd appreciate it? Stranger: theres a lot of them,but theres to less who will pay u.so,my mum likes to say,kate.give up your sex-drugs-rock'n'roll delirium and try to be a ged personality You: if thats what your good at you should'nt give it up Kate. Stranger: and i wont.i promess mum - yes,i wiil,and say to anothers - go to hell.but sometimes its becomes boring.anyway we should firstly apreciate ourselfs for our talets and after that apreciate another's opinion.its egoistic,but it should be so) You: thats right. glad to hear it You: So whats your favourite animal? Stranger: tea.mm,im so lucky.i forgot that water in my kettle are cold,so the main question of the morning how long will i mix shogar...so...my favourite animals..newts i suppose..i had couple in turkey,but parents didnt allow me to bring them in russia Stranger: shugar..oh,damnet fingers You: heh its ok. Newts? mine would probably have to be Dratini. I've never seen one for myself but I've seen pictures, they seam such beutiful creatures. You: they have an almost mythical quality to them Stranger: yeah..i liked them.u should just look at them,and u become so quite..maybe really mythical...they are unreal dirty creatures) You: Hrmm they sound alot like Quagsires Stranger: and thats too..i sleep well,but my friends always was angry about that..hm,i remembered an another good creature-mantis..thats really great.quite,beautiful,and u can tach them at all) You: Mantis. ah yeah, I know that. its closley related to the Scythers here! You: I have a picture of a Dratini if you want to see it Stranger: ok,let me see You: [url]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c274/animeag/Professor%20Carvalho/Quiz2/Dratini.jpg?t=1244935832[/url] You: Isnt it beutiful? Stranger: mm,its amazible! Stranger: its like an animails from fairytales You: I know! seams so mythical, so beutiful You: unfortunatley, they've been hunted to the brink of extinction. their numbers were low anyway. You: some horrible people, calling themselves "Trainers" go around and capture animals from all over, then use them in underground illigal fights. You: its discusting. I cant wait untill the police catch them all. Stranger: yeah...sometimes imposible to believe how much an amazible creaturea was annihilated by humanity's merciless hands You: Thats true... Stranger: some people thinks it cool to consider they are kings of the nature.but nature it queen at all.and one time she will punish us You: Thats even more true. I heard a news report yesterday of one of these trainers being killed by the very Charmeleon they were trying to catch. You: that made me smile. Stranger: yeah.damned busters found their trap Stranger: but anyway its depends from personality.may be when they was young they was also sensitive lovers of nature,but life made them betray it You: now thats a scary thought... Stranger: humanity at all borns such a busters.money,statsisfaction - all reasons to be an egoists You: just what would turn a person from loving the call of a dodrio in the morning to loving to see it beat up a poor defensless Turtwig? You: it makes me sad to think... Stranger: sometimes something more,but thats main. Stranger: it scares.one time any of us could become such a baster Stranger: noone preserve You: Just have to hold strong onto those values You: still, as long as we think about how nature strikes back, like that Charmeleon, we can be happy. Stranger: i dont think so...one time it will strike back in all of us by one strike,and none will understand his guilty.or it will be our own shot. Stranger: oh,damned apocalyptic thoughts You: yeah... I could just imagine what kinds of things could happen... especially here. You: be asleep one night then wake up to the sounds of Rydon smashing the town up... Stranger: rydon? You: Rhydon* You: sorry You: always miss the H Stranger: doesent metter,anyway ununderstandeble for me.what is it? You: A Rhydon is a big grey tough skinned animal, it has a single large horn on its head that can peirce through stone. it lives up in the mountains and it can be seen standing on one leg or two. they hate the cold so they often move to warmer areas during the winter. You: its about 6'03! You: Imagine a herd of them appearing overnight Stranger: mm...scarry...but i prefer atomic weapons like the end or all.some kinds of orghanisms will survive.just give earth a chanse for new start You: Oh right. I see Stranger: but mutants Stranger: anyway we shouldnt care.well die You: the animals here often "mutate". I've seen a Magmar give birth to a mutated baby, they called it a Magby...it was alot cuter but it was freaky. Stranger: mm,interesting.new way-our world will be conquered by mutants,much more smart than humanity You: the prof actually has a theory that some of the mutated animals are smarter then us. He believes that a rare species, only seen by mankind a total of 3 times, Alakazam, has an IQ over 5000... personally I think he's nuts. You: the goverment here keeps it hush hush, but most people wouldnt believe us if we told them anyway. You: Im not a big fan of this whole government deal in general You: politics just bore me You: whatever works I say Stranger: politics-real dillirium.all decisions makes couple of fermers with botles of beer who sitiing in beg black top-sicret room You: as I said I care not for it. Stranger: an they also about us.just having fun You: well its been fun talking to you. do you have MSN? Stranger: yes You: whats your adress? I enjoy talking to you =D Stranger: [email]krisangrymonster@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: now i have some problems with it,some difficults with server,so if what,u could find me by and old adress [email]kristatrashbitch@inbox.ru[/email] Stranger: sometimes i chek it,so ur? You: Oh Im actually having some trouble at the moment with mine too, I cant seam to remember my password You: I'll take a note of both email adresses and send an invite and/or an email to you when I get it sorted out Stranger: ok Stranger: sometimes it happens.i alway forget it.may be there's a reason of my troublea with hotmail You: and Now I cant remember the secret answer...I may have to make a new email adress and get everyone to re add me Stranger: yeahh...difficult.also i have problem that i like to say my oasswords to my friends with which i live in general.so,im travelling a lot,and i dont know what this people do with that after i leaving You: Ohhh that may be a problem. people can be horrible You: anyway, Im going to make a new one. it should be [email]Hirogold@hotmail.com[/email] You: my names Hiro by the way You: yours is Kate right? Stranger: hiro nakamuro?damned lost,dont be offended) You: Haha ahh Lost, good show. my brother talks about John Locke alot. but no, Nakamuro isnt y last name Stranger: yeah,im kate.richt my name is katya,but it has to difficult prononciation for stranger,so most of all people call me kate Stranger: even mum sometimes) You: hrmmm Not sure how I'd pronounce Katya... Ka-t-ya? Stranger: ohh,,its to difficult to explain it..without sound)so,stop boring your head,call me kate) You: Heh, not boring at all. but ok, Kate Stranger: boring,even with sounds.better thabn others strangers ive met finnish prononciate it/but also little bit different.theres difficult sound "ya" You: have you ever visited Japan? Stranger: i regret,but i didnt.for a while i travelling only Eurasia,and not far not for a mile.but owing to "lost" i know how to prononsiate Hiro) You: thats good You: well I hope you come to japan one day, maybe even Kanta You: Kanto* Stranger: who know.one time mum let me go werever i want,not wherever they want or need. You: its a possibility You: I could show you the great wildlife Kanto has to offer. and if Im old enough I might be able to show you a Dratini in person Stranger: but im afraid of wild animals little bit.i like city You: No need to worry, they're mainly peacefull You: but like humans there are some bad ones. Stranger: and i could take photos with them.but in big titanium costume) Stranger: im at all dont like animals biggest than rat.no,i like thev...but afraid may be) You: Ahh I see. thats understandable You: maybe it'd be best if you got a little better aquainted with animals before heading to Kanto, wildlife can be pretty big here You: My pet Croconaw is about 3'07" Stranger: im always was living in cities,and now parents lives in forest..theres like a small town..and i feels really disapointed here..so most of all i spend time in moscow) Stranger: its too difficult.i feels uncomfortable.but i summose i will Stranger: suppose* You: its up to you but that sounds intresting. whats it like where you are at the moment Stranger: like a forest...i suppose u have never seen something like that..this neture zone names the medium belt of russia Stranger: i cant explain,i suppose You: I think i can imagine Stranger: no,u couldnt.our nature types its too different Stranger: but,may be yes,u r biologist) You: hrmm thats a fair point You: they are very diffrent You: I mean, its rare to see a "normal" animal around here, Like a monkey or a Spider You: but our animals look somewhat like normal animals. like a Monkey is sorta like a Chimchar. Stranger: monkey-its people,may be)so there is spiders,bit the are small and peacefull You: anyway I better get going. I better sort the situation with Murkrow out. I've written your email down and I'll contact you when I get this whole email situation sorted out. You: [email]krisangrymonster@hotmail.com[/email] yes? Stranger: ok.bye,nice too met u) You: Nice to meet you too. I'll email you soon You: Goodbye

Ahahahaha, oh wow. She had no clue, didn't she? People have been missing out. How can someone not play/watch/dig pokemon :confused:

[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16533560]Ahahahaha, oh wow. She had no clue, didn't she? People have been missing out. How can someone not play/watch/dig pokemon :confused:[/QUOTE] she is from moscow.

[code]You: Ask me a question. Stranger: Hey Stranger: What's your favorite color? You: Red You: Ask another. Stranger: How old are you? You: 16. You: ask another. Stranger: Are you a boy or a girl? You: Boy. You: Ask another. Stranger: Where are you from? You: USA. You: Ask another. Stranger: What's your name? You: Ben. You: Ask another. Stranger: Do you have msn? You: Yes. You: Ask another Stranger: What is your msn? You: ************@hotmail.com You: Ask another. Stranger: Why? You: No reason. You: Ask another. Stranger: Do you wanna talk on msn? You: Sure. You: Ask another. Stranger: Wanna know my name and age? You: Sure Stranger: 16 Stranger: My name is ******** and im a girl. Stranger: Im from Canada You: Cool. [/code] and now i have a new friend on MSN. Yeah bitches.

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: go pikachu Stranger: level 999 haxxed ice blast Stranger: abra faints Stranger: stranger fails You: OH SH You: What's this? Pikachu is evolving! Stranger: oh yay You: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DAAA dun dun You: Congratulations! Pikachu has evolved into Missingno! Stranger: oh wtf am i going to do with this You: your fault for haxing your pikachu Stranger: lesson learned Stranger: /slits wrist[/quote] Lol

[quote=Finally figured this out.]You: Hello there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR. ...This world. ...is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself... I study POKémon as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself. Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Stranger: O_o Stranger: ima boy!!! You: Let's begin with your name. What was it? Stranger: niggercunt You: Right... So your name is niggercunt. Yes/No Stranger: No You: Let's begin with your name. What was it? Stranger: I SAY You: Right... So your name is I SAY. Yes/No Stranger: Yes. You: This is my granddaughter. She's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was her name now? Stranger: SAP Stranger: You fucking alzheimered bastard Stranger: Can't even remember your own goddamn granddaughter's name You: That's right! I remember now! His name is SAP! Stranger: JESUS YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE GENDER RIGHT Stranger: Who let you out of the home You: I SAY! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go! Stranger: k. You: As we go outside, a wild abra appears with a hand gun. The abra shoots us all in the chests (and Breasts.) You: He then teleports away. You: Your Pokemon Adventure is over. Stranger: Well fuck that. Stranger: May as well go out in style. Stranger: > an hero You: You were killed by a funny looking creature weilding a gun. You: What better style is there? Stranger: Was the gun funny looking You: Yes. You: It was shaped like a dildo Stranger: Alright FINE, satisfied with death You: and the bullets were white Stranger: It's not the most epic death, but it'll do, so long as someone puts that on the ol' gravestone. Stranger: Now, off to play the sequels. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I love doing the Prof. Oak thing. :v:

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: GO CHARIZARD Stranger: Charizard used fire blast! You: But it missed... You: Abra used teleport! You: Wild Abra has fled! Stranger: hahahahahaha You: Fucking perfect[/quote] More.

[QUOTE]Stranger: hi You: Hi there :D Stranger: How are you? You: I summon a Piplup. Stranger: im guessing you have never had a girlfriend ... You: ;([/QUOTE] Stranger made me sad.

[quote]You: Hello there! Glad to meet you! Welcome to the world of POKéMON! My name is OAK. People affectionately refer to me as the POKéMON PROFESSOR. ...This world. ...is inhabited far and wide by creatures called POKéMON. For some people, POKéMON are pets. Others use them for battling. As for myself... I study POKémon as a profession. But first, tell me a little about yourself. Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Stranger: hi Stranger: girl You: Let's begin with your name. What was it? Stranger: cindy You: Right... So your name is cindy. Yes/No Stranger: yes You: This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now? Stranger: priskila You: That's right! I remember now! His name is priskila! You: cindy! Your very own POKéMON legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with POKéMON awaits! Let's go! Stranger: okay You: Proffeser Oak says, "Okay, time for you two to choose your pokemon. We have, Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasuar." Stranger: bulbasuar You: You pick up Bulbasuar, with a slight grin and a feeling of happiness. You: priskila says, "Ha! Seeing as you chose Bulbasuar, I choose Charmander!" You: You seem alittle angry and pissed off at him. You: priskila says, "Now, Time for us to show our true skills!" Stranger: okay You: priskila says, "Charmander, Go!" Stranger: bulbasuar go You: Options: You: Pokemon Selection You: Pack You: Flee You: Attack Stranger: okay, i dont like pokemon You: Fine You: You want to see the ending? You: Here. Stranger: ending for what? You: What's that.... You: It's a... You: ABRA You: ABRA USES A GUN AND MURDERS US ALL You: HE THEN TELEPORTS AWAY Stranger: wingardium leviosa You: OH NO Stranger: what? You: Your adventure as a Pokemon trainer has come to an end. You: Thank you for playing. You: Submit Scores: You: 10 _ _ _ Stranger: ok its good your welcome You: Put your 3 letters You: Like A A A You: or something Stranger: www You: 10 W W W Stranger: good You: Thanks for playing! You: Good Bye! You have disconnected.[/quote] Not as good as the one with Markus but it still works.

[QUOTE=marshtomp8;16533461]I think I hit the Moron jackpot! Its quite long though.[/QUOTE] Oh my god that was perfect. You got talent for that. [QUOTE=Joshua-029;16534405]I love doing the Prof. Oak thing. :v:[/QUOTE] This actually had me laughing. Edit: [quote]Stranger: hey Stranger: can we cybersex? You: Okay I have the following scenario: You: I am a wild abra, and I suddenly appear out of tall grass. You: You are a 10 year old pokemon trainer from kanto, who is about to start his journey in the world of pokemon! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Stranger: if you are a female with g-string and if you wanna open your webcam, say hi You: A wild abra has appeared! You: Abra thinks your disgusting and teleports bitch! You have disconnected.

Stranger: m Stranger: 24 You: a wild abra appears Your conversational partner has disconnected. This is basically how all of my conversations have gone so far...

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild abra has appeared! Stranger: favorite band? You: catch it Stranger: bulbasaur! i choose you! You: Wild abra Teleported Stranger: damn You: A wild abra has appeared! Stranger: too slow You: rar Stranger: charmander! i choose you! You: Wild abra Chooses to battle with stranger You: Wild abra uses penis throw You: it isn't effective Stranger: charmander uses burn in hell! Stranger: its super effective! You: Wild abra watches Child porn You: Wild abra regenerates Stranger: charmander has fainted. Stranger: shit You: Wild bra Rapes You: it is super effective Stranger: no charmander!! wait, what? charmander is evolving! You: into ? Stranger: congratulations! ur charmander has evolved into charmeleon! You: Wild abra kicks Stranger in he/her balls/vagina Stranger: shit, trainer stranger is down. You: You shits on strangers Head You: >:) Stranger: charmeleon evolves, charizard burns trainer you into ash. wait wat? trainer you just turned into ash! You: You turrns into a vagina You: You has fainted for 3 rounds 0_0 Stranger: oh damn. Stranger: i gtg. thanks. greatest conversation ever. You: i am "you" You: ok lol Your conversational partner has disconnected. Best convo ever

Some random people on there, including all of us. [quote]Stranger: ill kill my self if u dont say u love me You: I don't love you Stranger: ='( You: not anymore You: not after all.... the things Stranger: hahaahahha Stranger: hahahaaahah You: and the stuff You: and the whole me having sex with your mum thing[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hi You: Hi! Stranger: how are you? You: I'm good You: like superman good You: I go round and stop crimes Stranger: :D[/quote] [quote]You: Howdy Stranger: hey You: My name's Woody, I'm a cowboy You: I'm looking for Buzz Stranger: my name is norris, chuck norris Stranger: did he go to infinity and beyond? You: That's the rumor You: but seriously, he's just a toy You: he can't actually fly! Stranger: i know You: not that any of the other toys seem to care :( Stranger: i hear there making another movie about you You: they all think i'm old and washed up ever since that bastard came along in his spaceship You: yeah another movie, and that motherfucka Buzz is getting paid three times my salary[/quote]

[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: im a horny female and will strip if sign up to a website complete an offer with ur credit card or debit You: Too bad im female too[/quote] lol.

We gangbanged Officer Jenny... [quote]You: hi Stranger: people You: ? You: what people Stranger: me and you Stranger: of course LOL You: a wild abra appeared Stranger: pokémon? Stranger: noob!! You: what will you do? You: catch it or lower its HP? Stranger: lower its HP first of course You: aww it appeared to be caught You: abra used teleport You: wild abra got away Stranger: shiiiiit You: you chased it and caught it later Stranger: what i do now? You: give a nickname to the abra you just caught? Stranger: yes Stranger: its nickname will be RONALDO PEITINHO You: new information for abra was added into the pokedex You: wait... your abra is evolving! You: congragulations! your abra evolved into Kadbra! Stranger: i want a oddish You: Kadabra You: Kadbra learned confusion Stranger: i want a gloom Stranger: do i have a pikachu? You: fuck you gloom is gay Stranger: i wanta a mewtwo Stranger: gloom is not gay You: yes You: it rapes trainers Stranger: gloom is MARAAA Stranger: LOL Stranger: I never heard about that You: i'm going to fucking rape gloom on pokemon red now You: jsut for that You: lol You: anyways You: whats up? Stranger: oh Stranger: what about you? Stranger: nothing interesting Stranger: just listening to music You: just trying to find child predators on this website so I can pretend I'm Chris Hansen You: then watch them go "Oh fuck" You: when I You: FBl Stranger: oh yes Stranger: you're a cop You: yes, however only in my pants Stranger: LOL Stranger: you're funy Stranger: funny* Stranger: where you from? You: Kanto You: we were just catching pokemon bro... Stranger: where's this You: Kanto? You: Pokemon land Stranger: yes Stranger: understood You: want to rape Officer Jenny with me? Stranger: oh yes You: After that we can do Nurse Joy Stranger: suuure You: maybe Misty too You: K there she is Stranger: misty is wonder You: let's get her from behind Stranger: yes Stranger: behind is sooo good You: I shove my hand down her pants and fondle her You: she likes it Stranger: she loves it You: oh yes You: what are you doing? Stranger: i'm touching her ass Stranger: doing a massage You: K let's shove a bag over her ugly head and fuck her You: ugly blue hair Stranger: yeah You: wtf seriosly Stranger: very ugly face You: her blue eyes r hot though Stranger: yeah Stranger: for sure Stranger: her ass is sooo big and hot You: k gangbang time You: top or bottom? Stranger: bottom You: oh... you like to have lot's of weight on you? Stranger: i like You: oh no she is screaming! Stranger: tape her mouth You: Another wild abra appears Stranger: and fuck her very hard You: while you're fucking her, abra just used teleport and got away Stranger: let this abra away You: moron Stranger: fuck nurse Stranger: is so better You: yes nurse joy You: I'll fuck Chansey while you fuck her Stranger: LOL Stranger: dude Stranger: i have to go away You: Chansey has the goods You: k we'll gangbang another time Stranger: ok You: bye Stranger: can you give me your msn? You: sure ******* You: I'll send you lot's of nasty pics You: pokemon hentai jus t 4 you since you like it Stranger: where you from? You: canada Stranger: how old are you? You: lol You: real email: ******* age: 14 location: United States Stranger: are you a woman? You: yesssssssss i'm a girl :) Stranger: hummm You: I'm just kidding Stranger: i'm brazilian You: I told you I like to pretend to catch child predators Stranger: so funny You: Brazlion? So you are good at soccer right? You: I see Brazilion soccer players touching each others cocks all the time Stranger: not right i can't play soccer Stranger: some brazilians soccer do that Stranger: LOL You: k, I have to go, I'm about to blow and I dont want to get my keyboard dirty again Stranger: LOL Stranger: ok Stranger: bye Stranger: hugs You: bye You: hug You: kiss You have disconnected.[/quote]