A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

Some i did today :) Stranger: hi! i'm italian 22 male u? You: Hi, Im Abra im level 15 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: Heey You: M/F/A??? Stranger: you're a male You: No i am A Stranger: whats an a? You: Abra Your conversational partner has disconnected You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: I AM a lesbian You: Orly? You: Wild Abra uses Taunt Your conversational partner has disconnected You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: i think i've met you already You: So you know what im going to do Stranger: no,i've said "and he said shazam" and you hung up Stranger: so do your thing You: Wild Abra Uses Teleport You have disconnected. hope you like them :)

Stranger: hey Stranger: m f? You: neither You: A wild Abra has appeared Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: damit. i hate u 4chan guys You: Abra uses teleport! You: It failed! Stranger: ill help Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[code]Stranger: [United States Federal law requires Omegle to inform you you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please use discretion distributing personal information with this person.] You: [Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted pedophile] You: Holy crap. Stranger: lol You: We already have something in common. You: We should talk.\ Stranger: XD Stranger: oh this is just perfect lol You: My intrests include good books, long walks, fine music, theater, rape, and hunting. Stranger: I like to go to neverland and dress up like that pop star dude... I think he got in trouble due to that one time... You: oh god I am so horny rigth now. Stranger: XD me too. I wonder where my butler went with my baby's r us catalog? You: Hello. I am an associate with Dateline, specificly, "How to Catch A Predator." Stranger: haha what's the funniest response you've gotten out of this? You: You just violated the law by soliciting sex, which is a strict violation of your parole. You: This is serious. Stranger: lol I just got one that asked me if I was gay, and when I said no, he said fuck you and dc'ed XD You: Look, if you don't cooperate with me, the law is going to come down on you harder than they usually would do. You: Dissconnecting from the chat would also invoke federal law. Stranger: yeah yeah, sure, we all know that half of the people on omegle are pedophiles haha You: Look, I am going to need your email address and password to turn over to the athorities for evidence. You: We are crackign down on this site for pedophilliac activity. Stranger: tell Obama his kids are welcome over to my place any time =d[/code] What I hoped to be an epic chat.

Thought this went pretty well. [code]You: A Wild Abra appears Stranger: GO! ULTRA BALL! You: Aw! It looked like it was caught You: Abra uses teleport You: Abra got away Stranger: i look around in the grass Stranger: walk walk You: A Wild MIssingo appears Stranger: RUN! Stranger: go, blastoise! You: Missingo uses confuse ray Stranger: blastoise is confused! Stranger: blastoise hurt itself in it's confussion. You: Missingo uses self destruct You: Blastoise Faints You: Missingo Faints You: Stanger has run out of pokemon Stranger: Stranger whites out! Stranger: Stranger immediately runs to the nearest pokecenter. You: All of your pokemon have been revived You: Prof. Oak is calling Stranger: Stranger picks up his pokephone. You: Ash! I've fallen and can't get up! Stranger: I'll come save you! You: Prof.Oak dies. You: The end[/code]

[QUOTE]You: wild abra appeared! Stranger: damn it Stranger: nothing I do will matter Stranger: it's just going to teleport You: someone else already got you with this? Stranger: no Stranger: but that's what abra always does Stranger: screw abra You: NO U Stranger: I'll just trade that one dude for a kadabra later You: wild abra used hyper beam! You: somehow. Stranger: .... Stranger: cheating! You: <<< HAAAAXX!! [/QUOTE] hyper beam ftw!! guy before him had the nerve to send out a giratina. [quote]You: wild abra appeared! Stranger: AFTER A FEW MOMENTS LATER Stranger: I'LL NEVER GO BACK Stranger: BITCH[/quote] [quote]You: wild abra appeared! Stranger: I HATE ABRA Stranger: its such a pussy You: wild abra used perish song! Stranger: haha Stranger: i love u You: wild abra used hyper beam! Stranger: wtf! Stranger: i didnt know abra could learn that You: neither did I, until I duscovered the magic of haxxoring. Stranger: hahaha cool You: well, cya. I'd better go spread the abra-ness. Stranger: haHAHA YEA![/quote] I think I got someone else doing it.

[quote] You: watz up Stranger: right! Stranger: and you? You: jsut chillinz You: omeglez! Stranger: what? You: so liek...asl? Stranger: sorry? Stranger: ah Stranger: hehehe Stranger: 20 Stranger: male Stranger: brazil You: oo nice brazsil Stranger: and you? You: 15/f/usa Stranger: hm Stranger: cool You: yupz Stranger: what are you lookinf for? You: dunno my friendz showd me this site here You: its pretty cool You: strangerz You: *shrug* You: ya know Stranger: yes! Stranger: but the most people just talk bullshits Stranger: hehe You: no kiddin Stranger: do you like brazil? You: dunno much bout it You: is it nice there? Stranger: yes! Stranger: it's a nice place to linve Stranger: but beware with the swine flu Stranger: hahah You: my parents tell me though our economy is to be blamed by countries like brazils though becauz companies and junk move there, cheaper or som bullshit Stranger: haha Stranger: it's real You: oh well i wanna move out of this hick idiot cuntry Stranger: hehe You: bush was an idiot and obama ant no better Stranger: come here! You: i wish i could You: getn me the hell away here You: im bored Stranger: are you republican? You: hell no Stranger: or democrat? You: dey both suck i hate our government You: none them get it right Stranger: yes! me too Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: so critical You: i guess You: say you got a pic? Stranger: just in orkut Stranger: or livemocha You: say what Stranger: do you have one? You: no :( im on a cheap ass ol compy with no cam or crap You: but my older sis has a cam somewhere id have to dig it out itd take me a whilez Stranger: yes! Stranger: do it:) You: she home now but she leave soon You: ill tell you when ;-) Stranger: yes Stranger: do you have msn? You: no this is really one of the first times ive gotten on this internet, i mean i take computer class to help with typing Stranger: what's your city? You: i text a lot too You: houston Stranger: texas? Stranger: haha You: yeah i know nother hick redneck town Stranger: a pretty place You: i guess You: so you got a pic or what Stranger: i don't know how i can send you Stranger: :( You: just liek link it or somethin Stranger: thanks i will do it Stranger: C:\Documents and Settings\MARCO LIMA\Meus documentos\Minhas imagens\minha face.jpg Stranger: i never do it You: that no work :( You: wait me friend say imageshack.us go dere upload it qauick You: WAIT You: I FOUND A PIC ME SIS TOOK You: WANNA SEE?! Stranger: [url]http://img136.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img136/1346/minhaface.jpg&via=mupload[/url] Stranger: yes You: youll like it its a cute skirt and skimpy shirt ;-) Stranger: right [/quote] Here's where the funny begins :) You: [url]http://www.uruknet.info/uruknet-images/mdeeb15.jpg[/url] You: :D Stranger: sorry Stranger: i can't Stranger: :( You: NIGGER Stranger: fat and weird american Stranger: you just eat mc donalds Stranger: and play videogame Stranger: you don't know play soccer You: nah you play soccer all da time riots and crap You: but yer still a goddamn nigger Stranger: i'm caucasian Stranger: FAIL You: I DONT CARE You: YER STILL A NIGGER Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: do you know about the world-map? You: yer liek by egypt or somethin Stranger: where is afeganistan? You: pyramids You: crap You: like dat Stranger: or iraque Stranger: you're the cancer of this world You: AND YER WHAT COMES OUT OF MY ASS Stranger: you're so smart Stranger: americans are so smart Stranger: i saw it on borat movie! Stranger: hahahahahahahaha You: yeah base it on an AMERICAN movie You: jackass You: nigger Stranger: borat is english You: your mom is english You: ooooo' Stranger: your mom is a fat eater of mcdonalds You: no dats just oo Stranger: hahaha You: you* Stranger: hahahahaha You: we'd nuke you if we'd wanted to You: YOU WANNA NUKE UP YOUR ASS?! Stranger: borat makes jokes about your supid country Stranger: stupid You: AMERICAN MOVIE DUMBASS You: yer stilla nigger You: wit all dat african swine flu and crap You: stay in africa Stranger: you're so stupid You: stay away from the land of the brave Stranger: you don't know nothing about the world You: YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN CAUSE YER A NIGGER Stranger: like your stupid people Stranger: you're a stupid nazist You: if we were we'd take you all again in WW3 and kill you all Stranger: you're a stupid republican You: cancer You: I HATE BUSH I HATE OBAMA BUT WE'D STILL NUKE AND KILL YALL BLACKS Stranger: oh good Stranger: you're a racist! You: nope me mom and dad taugt me good You: tell me the way of the world Stranger: yes! i know You: whites first blacks to die Stranger: hahaha Stranger: americans is so primitive You: YOUR MOM IS Stranger: vai se fude Stranger: filha da puta Stranger: tua mae tem uam pica na cara! You: is that niggerese for im a dumbass and i dont know what im talking about because im a nigger? Stranger: fuck off and your stupid and racist country Stranger: bitch! You: NO U Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quote] You: wild abra appeared! Stranger: can you teach me anything? Stranger: or are you pointless and boring like most of the people here? You: I can teach you swords dance, for I am the move tutor. Stranger: so, your life has had nothing in it of any real worth that you can pass on? You: you can learn this move only once. Stranger: yes, i understand the pokemon reference Stranger: "how clever, you are so unique" Stranger: now, lets move on You: ok You: starman deluxe drew near! Stranger: so the greatest knowledge you've obtained is about video games and your ability to communicate effectively is limited by this Stranger: now i understand Stranger: and you are more boring than the last person i spoke with [/qoute] right before I starstorm'd his ass... but not in THAT way.

[quote]You: A wild abra has appeared Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Damn :eng99:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild abra appeared! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Fuck.

[quote] You: starman deluxe drew near! Stranger: a wild abra appeard You: you too huh? facepunch or 4chan? Stranger: 4chan for sure You: good for you Stranger: wt You: facepunch kinda stole it You: so feel free to teleport before I startstorm ur ass Stranger: haha Stranger: dugtrio used dig You: well damn, psi starstorm missed [/quote] when stuff collides!

[quote]Stranger: rp? You: a wild abra has appeared You: abra used teleport You: it failed You: abra used teleport You: a wild abra has appeared You: abra used teleport Stranger: i grab abra and rape it til it dies You: wanna rp? Stranger: sure You: kk You: a wild abra has appeared Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hey You: a wild abra has appeared Stranger: minesota You: Sinnoh region Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Lol

[qoute] You: wild abra appeared! Stranger: Hi! Stranger: FUCK Stranger: That's my job. Stranger: Okay Stranger: Uh You: hehehe Stranger: ITEM You: 4chan? Stranger: GREAT BALL You: or facepunch? Stranger: DOWNBDOWNBDOWNB Stranger: Not really active on either bro Stranger: lol You: lol Stranger: I used to lurk 4chan Stranger: /v/ sucks now though Stranger: So I lost interest You: k You: so anyway... Stranger: Did I catch it? You: yes. Stranger: Fuck yes Stranger: I'm naming this motherfucker right here uh You: do you want to give a nickname to captured abra? Stranger: "ZUHO" You: zuho was sent to bill's pc. it was placed in box "BOX1". Stranger: Because that's a name you'd expect from like.. a bad bootleg game. Stranger: Box1? What the fuck happened to my other 4 boxes of shit? Stranger: FUCK Stranger: I have to restart. Stranger: *CLICK* Stranger: DA-DING! Stranger: NEW GAME Stranger: Naming my player You: zuho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: "NI**ER" Stranger: And my rival can be uh Stranger: FAGGOT You: "wimchow?" Stranger: I'm creative Stranger: I pick Stranger: Charmander Stranger: Because Stranger: Charmander is fire Stranger: Fuck other elements You: what about water!? You: faggot's squirtle will kick yo' ass!! Stranger: Shiiiiit Stranger: Dat water? Stranger: Pfft Stranger: Dat element looks like a DEAL-DOUGH Stranger: shiiiiit Stranger: So Stranger: FAGGOT wants to battle me Stranger: and Stranger: I leer his shit Stranger: to death Stranger: fuck yeah Stranger: Later bro. lol [/quote] why did my quote fail!?

A couple of you did this to me and my response was "I use masterball!" The rage was lulzy.

[quote]Stranger: hey You: A wild abra appears. Stranger: ew[/quote] How can someone not like abra. [quote]Stranger: hi You: A wild abra appears! Stranger: masterball Stranger: i win You: Hey! don't catch my pokemon! You: I'm a trainer! Stranger: Get off the internet /v/ You: Abra used hidden power. Stranger: and how can you own a WILD abra You: fuck[/quote] Well, shit. [quote]Stranger: hay You: A wild abra appears! Stranger: what? You: Abra used teleport. Stranger: are you cute You: Abra fled! Stranger: pokemon?? You: *walks in the tall grass* You: *theme music*[/quote] [quote]Stranger: female ? You: yup Stranger: from ? You: Johto Stranger: Johto ? You: It's a region of Japan. Stranger: aah ok Stranger: i'm from Brazil Stranger: how old are you ? You: 22 Stranger: hm Stranger: messenger ? You: Messenger? Stranger: have msn ? Stranger: e-mail You: I have SOMEONES PC. You: Is that it? You: Hello? Stranger: hello Stranger: have picture ? You: Of course! You: [url]http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/abra.gif[/url] You: That's me! You: Still haven't evolved yet. I choose not to. Stranger: hahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: giggity giggity Stranger: a wild pedobear appears Stranger: and steals all your CP You: Shit shit dont call the cops Stranger: But Chris Hansen is already on his way You: but then what? Stranger: burn your hard drive. It's the only way You: Wild Abra uses teleport Stranger: I take my shotgun and shoot your abra in the face You: But he already teleported. Stranger: well, I use portal technology to teleport him back You: you hacker. Stranger: haha You: are you an admin Stranger: no You: im gonna VAC ban you Stranger: but I am a mod You: Im reporting you to VAC You: you're going to get bent Stranger: I will get you b& Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hu. [editline]03:13AM[/editline] [quote]Stranger: hi. You: Wild Abra appears Stranger: asl? Stranger: -throws pokeball- Stranger: -catches. Stranger: SUCCESS! You: Aww, it appeared to be caught. You: Wild abra uses teleport Stranger: NOOOOO!!! Stranger: -jacks off into pokeball- Stranger: SPERM POKEMON!!!! You: Wild abra is evolving Stranger: KADABRA BY THE POWER OF SPERM! You: wild abra evolved into magikarp Stranger: wtf? Stranger: -jacks off onto magikarp- Stranger: Wild magikarp evolves into.. You: magikarp uses bite Stranger: ash. Stranger: wtf!? You: it's super effective! You: critical hit! You: Trainer is out of sperm! You: trainer blacks out... Stranger: -revives in poke center- Stranger: wtf happened.[/quote] It's super effective. Please ignore my sloppy spelling.

Just now: [quote]Stranger: Well hello there Stranger: Would you kindly show me your breasts? You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: MASTERBALL Stranger: I GOT YOU Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER Stranger: I FUCKING GOT YOU You: you missed! Stranger: NO TELEPORTING Stranger: YOU'RE TOO FUCKING SLOW Stranger: NO Stranger: I THROWED 2 Stranger: I DID DHT EMISSIGNO GLITCH Stranger: I DID THE MISSIGNO GLITCH Stranger: I THROWED 100 MASTERBALLS You: lol Stranger: FUCK YOU Stranger: I GOT YOU Stranger: you can't stop me now Stranger: Would you kindly show me your breasts now?[/quote]

You: hi Stranger: im looking for a gay man You: Well, You: A Gay wild Abra appears.

You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: heya Stranger: whats up? Stranger: Pikachu GO! Stranger: Pikachu, thunderbolt! You: abra uses psychic Stranger: Pikachu back... Bulbasaur I choose you! You: another wild Abra appears Stranger: bulbasaur. Leaf attack! You: abras use dodge Stranger: What the heck. I'll do this myself. *Kicks Abra in the head with my boot* You: abra uses teleport Stranger: Abra can teleport all he wants. But he'll never get away from my machine gun! Stranger: *Ratatatatatatata* You: abra uses dodge Stranger: MY machinegun hit Abra in the stomach. You: abra uses barrier You: abra uses fire punch Stranger: Abra is bleeding. You: abra uses sleep Stranger: Go Spiderman Go go go! You: a wild snorlax appears Stranger: The Abra is defeated! You: abra used teleport You: he is gon Stranger: Gone... dead.. it's all the same to me. You: snorlax uses tackle Stranger: Spiderman dogdes the tackle. You: snorlax uses mega punch Stranger: There ain't no mega about Snorlax. You: is to You: hes mega big Stranger: Spiderman. Shoot your web! You: snorlax uses dodge You: snorlax attacks You: taking 150 points off of spider mans health You: spider man lays defeated Stranger: Good thing Spiderman has 1000 hp then. You: fine then You: [url]http://veekun.com/dex/pokemon/abra[/url] You: a wild abra appears Stranger: Gah. You: abra uses teleport Stranger: Go Human Paladin level 80! You: troll hunter attacks paladin Stranger: Paladin uses bubble. You: hunter uses animal to attack You: hunter attacks with bow Stranger: Paladin still has bubble You: a wild abra appears Stranger: Paladin starts to use hearthstone You: abra uses physcic You: physchic* Stranger: Paladin is loong gone. You: abra uses teleport You: a wild abra appears Stranger: Where You: over there Stranger: Wtf is an abra You: you fail

[quote]Stranger: HORNY GIRL? You: Indeed. You: A wild abra has appeared. Stranger: :O Stranger: -Throws pokeball- You: Abra uses teleport. Stranger: FUCK! Stranger: -runs after that bastard- Stranger: That Abra stole my wallet!!! Stranger: >:O You: Abra loves money Stranger: ._. You: Abra uses money You: Abra has received gun! You: Abra uses gun! Stranger: O_o; Stranger: oh shi-- Stranger: AHHHHHHHHA Stranger: FVSEGERYHER Stranger: H Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] It wasn't as bad as I thought.

[QUOTE]Stranger: EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU KNOW THE TIMES? You: NAH BUT IF YOU WANT I CAN KICK A FUNKY RHYME Stranger: BREAK IT DOWN, GOOD FELLOW. You: I WANT CANDY. GIMME SOME FUCKIN CANDY. IF YOU HAVE CANDY. THEN GIMMIE SOME OF YOUR CANDY. You: WORD. Stranger: THEMS BEATS IS FRESH You: FRESHA THAN CORN IN KANSAS IN AUGUST Stranger: ALL THESE RAPPAS IS ONE IN DA SAME, GOT NO RHYMES, ALL THEY BEATS IS LAME, CAN'T TOUCH MY STYLE, CAUSE YOU LOST THE GAME You: DAMN HOMIE You: DAT WAS FRESH Stranger: CHYEEEEAAAAHHH You: DONT PANIC IF I SPIT AUTHENTIC, ORGANIC, MY SALAD You: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: FRUIT SALAD, WHAT, FRUIT SALAD AS A ROCK You: I DONT/ BUST LED/ OR SMASH HEADS/ OR FUCK FEDS/ JUST EAT BREAD You: I EAT BREAD MUTHAFUCKAAAAA You: I EAT BREAD EVERY DAY You: I EAT BREAD MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA You: I EAT BREAK MY OWN WAY Stranger: BREAD DELISH, THAT SHIT IS THE DISH, CAN'T LIVE A DAY WITHOUT IT, IT'S SWEET AS MY MAS TIT Stranger: YEEEEEEUUUHHH You: GIMMIE YOUR BREAD SO IT CAN SIT IN MY POCKET, LAY DOWN IN YOUR COFFIN AND THEN LEMME LOCK IT You: SHIIIIIIIII Stranger: Damn son. Stranger: You the next kanye west. You: I LOVE HAM N CHEESE, AND ILL PIMP YOU MOMS, AND BEAT HER WIT THE PLATE THAT THE SAMMICH IS ON You: Damn straight Stranger: Go spread the word of the rhyme to the otha bruthas. Stranger: Peace out.[/QUOTE] Meh.

(I Stole some of your ideas, sorry couldnt resist) Stranger: wheres my love You: Abra here 18, female, kanto, looking for trainer, maybe more Stranger: what do you mean trainer Stranger: abra's a cool name You: Wild Abra uses teleport! Stranger: ahhhhhhh You: But it failed... Stranger: i love this guy Stranger: its me! mankey! Stranger: from the land down under! Stranger: i use Leer Stranger: ya done You: Abra uses physhic! You: Its super effective... You: Mankey faints Stranger: nooo, mankey You: Waiting... Stranger: lol Stranger: i throw in a pokeball with a whole lot of BLASTOISE in there You: IMA IN YOUR POKÉBALL! TELEPORTING OUT!

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: BOOM Stranger: hi You: OH FUCK IS THAT A BOMB Stranger: YES You: SHIIIIIT You: HIT THE DECK Stranger: HA HA, YOURE FUCKED You: OH GOD DAMN You: I NEED TO GET TO THE SHELTER You: RUN RUN R UN RUN You: FUCK FUCK BIG SHOCKWAVE OF FIRE You: COMING MY WAY Stranger: TOO LATE THE BOMB KILLED YOU You: fuck You: now im dead Stranger: shame Stranger: was nice meeting you You: yup Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] message too short. EDIT: [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: *casts sleep* You: THIS AIN'T NO HARRY POTTER SHIT NIGGA Stranger: thats how u catch em You: THIS IS POKEMANS Stranger: i know You: ITS SERIOUS SHIT You: THROW A DMAN POKEBALL Stranger: u sleep em Stranger: and THEN You: THROW IT Stranger: pokeball You: THROW You: THROOOOW You: HES GONNA WAKE UP Stranger: Throws pokeball** You: HES GONNA WAK UP NIGGA You: poof You: (wiggle) You: (wiggle) You: (wiggle) You: POOF You: SHOOT IT APPEARED TO BE CAUGHT You: Abra used teleport! You have disconnected.[/quote]

[quote]You: A wild Abra appeared Stranger: Pills? You: LOUIS? IS THAT YOU? Stranger: HI BILL You: YOU HAVE TO CATCH THE ABRA Stranger: WHY? You: YOU HAVE TO BE THE POKEMON MASTER You: Abra used teleport You have disconnected[/quote] :iiam:

You: A wild Abra has appeared! Stranger: what You: wild Abra used teleport You: Catch the Abra!! Stranger: man.. U too excited You: OH SHI! THE ABRA ESCAPED You: You fucking suck at Pokemon.

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: FUCK MAN IS THAT A GOD DAMN LION You: what? Stranger: THERE IS A GOD DAMN LION IN MY WINDOW Stranger: ITS LIKE CLAWING AT THE FUCKING WINDOW RIGHT NEXT TO MY DAMN FACE Stranger: JESUS CHRSIT I SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE Stranger: FUCK Stranger: THE GLASS IS BREAKING A BIT Stranger: CRACKING Stranger: SNAPPING Stranger: OH FUCK Stranger: QE\GYO Stranger: \QNJYOE Stranger: QHYMWR Stranger: JO[TJK Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] message still too short

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hey Stranger: Hi. Stranger: How's it going? You: Good You: Except You: THERE IS A GOD DAMN LION IN MY CLOSET You: WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO Stranger: That could be problematic. Stranger: My suggestion: Find a tiger. You: KAY Stranger: The tiger can take the lion no sweat. You: BRB You: ... You: OKAY I FOUND A TIGER FOR SALE ON EBAY You: ITS PRETTY CHEAP I THINK I CAN DO IT Stranger: Cool. Stranger: What's the delivery time? You: Uh You: It doesn't say You: Wait a minute... You: Nigeria You: THIS IS A SCAM You: OH SHIT You: THE LION GOT OUT You: ITS AT THE DOOR You: BUT ITS SHUT You: BUT ITS CLAWING IT DOWN You: WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO Stranger: My suggestion: Watch the Lion King. You: THAT WILL DO NOTHING Stranger: It should be pretty informative on the topic. You: NO Stranger: I'm pretty sure there's a section on this. You: I DONT HAVE TIME You: THE GOD DAMN LION IS ALMOST HALFWAY THRU THE DOOR You: OH SHIT Stranger: Sure you do! Stranger: It's a classic! You: ITS FACE IS POKING THROUGH You: OH FUCK You: OH FUCAWIGJ You: OQJHME You: joegh[ You: qjho\werjh You: ewo [ You: Hey, this is a lion You: That closet sure was cramped. You: Wait a minute You: The fuck You: Nigga tried to buy a tiger against me? You: shiiiit You: i could've taken that bitch Stranger: Doubtful. You: YOU DOUBTIN ME NIGGA You: YOU KNOW HOW I GOT IN THAT CLOSET You: I HID IN THERE You: LIKE SOLID MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKE You: BECAUSE THE GUY DOUBTED ME You: I SOLD HIM WEED You: AND HE DOUBTED ME You: BECAUSE IT WAS SO CHEAP You: SO I FUCKING KILELD HIM You: AND NOW I HAVE A FREE COMPUTER You: YOU KNOW WHY? You: IM A BLACK LION NIGGA You: IM LIKE SCAR IN THE LION KING You: ONLY WAY MROE BLACK You: FUCK LIONESSES You: GET MEAT You: nigga You: you there You: im sorry You: i just get so lonely sometimes You: i cover it up with this gangsta act You: but really You: i jsut need a friend You: my little lion heart You: it cant take any more of this depression You: my life is spiraling downwards You: please You: talk You: please You: please... You: please...... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Stole the lion thing from that other guy I chatted with. wait double post?

[quote]Stranger: hey You: A wild Abra appears Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] This is so much fun. [editline]04:30AM[/editline] What if you have 2 omegle chat's open and just copy paste whatever they say, so that they talk to eachother?

You: hello Stranger: hi You: I'm a registered sex offender You: roar Stranger: me too! You: im vicious Stranger: gee we have so much in common! You: FBl Stranger: wanna be my friend? You: ok You: a wild abra appeared Stranger: not again

:( [quote]Stranger: there is 21 years old male here and i looking for girls on webcam You: A wild abra appeared Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]06:19PM[/editline] God dammit [quote]Stranger: hi You: A wild abra appears Stranger: nice to meet u Stranger: from? You: The tall grass Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]06:28PM[/editline] Meh this one was better [code]Stranger: hello You: A wild abra appears Stranger: you got to be kidding me , not you again Stranger: do you always start with that phrase? You: ABRA USES FIRE PUNCH Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE! You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE Stranger: abra's only attack is teleport Stranger: so there is no way abra could have used it You: Abra takes off it's diguise You: IT WAS A SPY ALL ALONG You: Spy uses backstab You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE Stranger: aha Stranger: i'm iron man so it ain;t helping You: Spy uses Sapper Stranger: Iron man evolves to Spies Mother You: Spy uses dictionary Stranger: Spies Mother uses Go to Your room! You: Spy learns how to spell Spy's! Stranger: Spy died You: Spy uses Dead Ringer You: Spy uses backstab Stranger: Spies Mother evolves to ! Stranger: mudkip! You: IT'S A CRITICAL HIT You: Spy uses Thunder Stranger: So i herd u liek mudkips? You: Spy uses Vine Whip You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE You: Mudkip has fainted Stranger: Mudkips uses retard attack, Stranger gets totally demolished You: Spy uses cloak[/code]