A wild Abra appeared! - Omegle chats! - General

[quote]You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: Jynx used scary face! You: Oh shit Stranger: Escape is impossible! You: Abra uses teleport. You: It fails. Stranger: FAGBALLS throws master ball! Stranger: Gotcha! You: Oh fuck You: Oh fuck Stranger: Wild Abra's information was added to the Pokedex You: Abra activates his trap card! Stranger: GIve a nickname to Abra? Stranger: ______ Stranger: FICKDUCK__ You: Your life points are halfed and you cannot summon for 3 turns! Stranger: FICKDUCK was sent to bill's PC! Stranger: what the dickens Stranger: Yu Gi Oh No No You: Abra sacrifices his Kuriboh in order to summon the BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON. Stranger: UNPOSSIBLE Stranger: BUT YOU HAVE THREE OF THEM, AMIRITE? Stranger: I DISBELIEVE THAT SHIT You: Abra does not care for rules, as he has money. Stranger: OH YEAH WELL EXODIA You: NOOOO You: EXODIA!! You: IMPOSSIBLE!! Stranger: ALTHOUGH THE CHANCES OF ME DRAWING THE CARDS ARE REALLY QUITE HIGH Stranger: I SEEM TO WIN QUITE A BIT WITH THEM You: Urrghhh... You: A lost a children's card game! You: Abra is ashamed. Stranger: which is somehow painful to me! Stranger: err Stranger: yugiohspedup? Stranger: IM PRETTY SURE IVE SEEN WHAT YOU ARE PERTAINING TO Stranger: BUT CAN'T REMEMBER QUOTES OFFHAND You: Abra uses teleport... on YOU. Stranger: ohshi You: It's super effective![/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-clint.gif[/img]

[quote]Stranger: hi You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: pokemon? You: fuck if i know :P Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] heh

[QUOTE]You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: I USE MASTERBALL You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE CAUGHT NOW You: ABRA USES TELEPORT Stranger: NO Stranger: I ALREADY CAUGHT YOU Stranger: I GIVE THE FUCKING COMMANDS You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: I DON'T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING ABRA You: ABRA USES TELEPORT Stranger: I AM GOING TO EVOLVE YOU INTO AN ALAKAZAM You: A WILD ASDFASDFASD APPEARS Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: IT'S MISSINGNO You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS You: ABRA USES CONFUSE RAY! You: YOU ARE CONFUSED! YOU HURT YOURSELF IN YOUR CONFUSION Stranger: OH MY GOD Stranger: OWWW Stranger: I HURT LIKE A BITCH You: ABRA USES TELEPORT Stranger: NUUU Stranger: STAY Stranger: WE'LL HAVE FUN ADVENTURES Stranger: LIKE ASH AND PIKACHU Stranger: ONLY LESS GAY You: A WILD PIKACHU APPEARS Stranger: GET THAT FAT RAT OUTTA MY FACE You: WHAT'S THIS? PIKACHU IS EVOLVING! Stranger: H4X You: A WILD BULBASAUR APPEARS Stranger: I WANT A CHARMANDER Stranger: OR SQUIRTLE You: ANOTHER WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: FUCKING ABRA AGAIN?! You: YES, AND IT USES TELEPORT You: AGAIN Stranger: hmm Stranger: wait a minute Stranger: *CATCHES EVERY ABRA* You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: EVER Stranger: FFFFFFF You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! Stranger: A WILD KADABRA APPEARS You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! Stranger: A WILD GARDEVOIR APPEARS Stranger: ALL STARE AT CLEAVAGE You: A WILD MIGHTYENA APPEARS Stranger: A WILD BIDOOF APPEARS You: A WILD FACEPUNCH APPEARS! Stranger: A WILD YOU JUST LOST THE GAME APPEARS You: OH SHIT You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD ZUBAT APPEARS! You: A WILD MEME APPEARS! You: BUT SUDDENLY, TEAM ROCKET COMES OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE! Stranger: A WILD MOD APPEARS Stranger: MOD USES SPECIAL ABILITY "ADMIN ATTRACT" Stranger: AN ADMIN IS CALLED IN Stranger: WILD ADMIN APPEARS You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS Stranger: ADMIN USES BANHAMMER Stranger: B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7B7 You: H4X You: MUDKIP TREEKO OR TORCHIC? Stranger: ADMIN USES H4X 4TT4X Stranger: I FUCKING LUVV MUDKIPZ You: BUT WHAT ABOUT TORCHIC? You: IT SHOOTS FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER You: YOU CAN'T BEAT MOTHERFUCKING FLAMES You: BUT WAIT.... You: WHAT'S THAT? You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS You: ABRA USES TELEPORT[/QUOTE] I got tired of it at the end.

[quote]You: WILD ABRA APEARS Stranger: DONT USE TELEPORT YOU DOUCHE Stranger: wait let me find my masterball You: *TELE- Stranger: FUCKER You: PORT* [/quote] :clint:

[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Ho You: Hi* Stranger: Ayyy Stranger: aha You: You ever heard of Facepunch? Stranger: Uh , no You: Well, ok You: It's an internet forum :3 You: I wuvvles it Stranger: oh , cool ! You: Want to see it? Stranger: sure You: kk just a sec You: http://www.facepunch.com/ You: if yuo ever make an account, tell me You: Infact just a sec You: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967006029 Stranger: kay You: And my FP account You: http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=219732 You: you can PM me You: I would love to have been responsible of a new member :3 You: There is a ton of users registered and online :D Stranger: it look's confusing You: not really You: just hard for forum newbs :) Stranger: ohh You: :D Members: 218,128, Active Members: 22,983 You: at the bottom Stranger: whoa You: ust beware of trolls :P You: Just* Stranger: trolls ? You: Internet scum bags, annoying and dumb Stranger: oh :( You: Common age group of a troll 8-15 You: It can be different but you never know Stranger: that's lame You: All trolls do is spam and lie so they can get "lulz" You: But they are usally banned soon after posting something trollish, unless they are really good at trolling Stranger: I see You: Yeah, it's a great forum really, good community but can be a bit harsh sometimes You: you ever heard of Garry's mod? You: That's the forum for it Stranger: ohh You: Have you heard of it? You: :S Stranger: nope You: lol You: Ok you must have heard of half-life and half-life 2 right? Stranger: nope You: what the fucking shit... You: you must have... You: it's one of the best game series ever, got tons of awards Stranger: don't think so You: kk just a sec Stranger: ohh Stranger: Yeah I haven't herd of it You: gonna get you some info Stranger: kay You: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife/index.html?tag=result;title;6 http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2/index.html?tag=result;title;1 http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2aftermath/index.html?tag=result;title;1 http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2episodetwo/index.html?tag=result;title;3 You: And the latest not yet released HL http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/halflife2episode3/index.html?tag=result;title;8 You: Cool huh? You: Wild Abra appeared! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Well I may have gotten someone to join us.

[code]You: shhhhh You: stay low Stranger: Hello You: quickly! You: get in the tall grass Stranger: *drops to the floor* You: he won't find us there Stranger: *crawls to the tall grass* You: he's getting closer You: I hear him Stranger: *whispers* Who are we hiding from? You: quickly, get your master balls out You: he's getting clsoer Stranger: *stands up quickly* You: OH SHIT You: HE FOUND US You: WILD ABRA APPEARED You: quickly bitch! DO SOMETHING! You: WILD ABRA USED TELE----- Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU You: What? Wild Abra is evolving? You: oh You: just kidding You: Wild Abra used Teleport You: Fffffffffffffffffffuck You: you almost had him! Stranger: FUCK YEAH! Stranger: *throws masterball* Stranger: :( Stranger: Do you like to play THE GAME? You: no You: because I lost You: bitch You: OH FUCK HE'S BACK You: WILD ABRA REAPPEARED Stranger: GOOOOOOO Stranger: USE YOUR STUN SPORE You: ABRA TOOK 20 DAMAGE You: ABRA USED TELEPORT You: aw dammit You: we're getting closer, though Stranger: FFFFFFF You: if we stay quiet, he might come back Stranger: Is your name by chance, Gary? You: Why yes You: Gary Oak You: how about you, stanger? Stranger: Ash Ketchum You: From Pallet Town? Stranger: Yes, how'd you know? You: Oh, my gramps told me bout you You: told me you were so great and determined You: well, I got news for ya kid You: you suck You: so fuck off Stranger: :( Stranger: No you hang up You: OH FUCK HE'S BACK You: WILD ABRA REREAPPEARED Stranger: *headlocks Abra* Stranger: *knee's Abra in face* Stranger: YOU LITTLE FUCKER You: Abra used struggle You: It fails Stranger: *knees Abra again* You: Abra used psychic You: It fails Stranger: *shoves masterball in Abras mouth* Stranger: YOU LIKE IT BITCH Stranger: SWALLOW You: ABRA HAS BEEN CAUGHT You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE A NICKNAME TO ABRA? Stranger: *types* GARYSSMALLCOCK You: MASTERBALL USED TELEPORT You: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: FFFFUUUUU You: Those little bitches You: oh, look You: WILD DITTO APPEARS Stranger: FUCK ITS A BLOB Stranger: RUUUUUNNNN You: WILD DITTO USES TRANSFORM You: WILD DITTO TRANSFORMS INTO ABRA You: WILD DITTO USES TELEPORT Stranger: Atleast it's gone, right Gary? You: Bitch, you don't call me Gary You: respect your elders You: I'm Mr. Oak You: And stay down there on your knees You: your kind don't deserve to stand up Stranger: :( Stranger: Sorry Mr. Oak. Stranger: *punches Mr. Oak in the penis. Stranger: * You: ow bitch You: I couldn't feel that Stranger: Gary. Stranger: I have to go. Stranger: It was nice playing Pokemon with you. You: Alright You: see ya You: bitch Stranger: *puts on his robe and wizard hat* You: WILD ABRA APPEARED Stranger: :| You: WILD ABRA USED TELEPORT You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: We should really move out of this area. Stranger: Way to many Abra's. You: Well, I'm gonna go check out Route 4, I hear there's a metapod around there You: catchya later bitch Stranger: Good luck[/code] Too many Abras in one convo.

[quote]stranger: Say six numbers between 01 and 60 you: A wild abra appeared! You: Abra has 30 uses of teleport, is level 14, and has 38/45 health you: He has a 1 in 2 chance of teleporting away stranger: Ok, you got the fucking badge you: Abra used teleport! You have disconnected.[/quote] . [editline]04:26am[/editline] [quote]you: Hey stranger: Hi i'm mark, 19 u can disconnect if you want to you: I'm abra, level 15 you: And i just used teleport[/quote] ...

[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: oh fuck Stranger: shit Stranger: whappen? You: HOLI FUCK Stranger: OH NO! You: a wild ABRA has appeared Stranger: i dont have enough XP You: wild ABRA used teleport You: wild ABRA fled Stranger: you teleported our lunch Stranger: good going fucktard Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :v:

[quote=Pokemon Trainer]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: not ome of u fags You: Abra uses teleport! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Genius, that was a good idea "A Wild Abra Appears!" [quote=Omegle Kid]Stranger: hey You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: whats up? You: Abra used Confusion Your conversational partner has walked away in confusion![/quote]

fuckin i hate abras and their uncatchability

Exacry

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A wild Abra appears! Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!! WOW !!!!!!!!!! You: Abra used teleport! You: It failed! Stranger: pokemon is for little kids You: Abra used teleport! You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. :saddowns: better one: 3661 users online Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: truth? Stranger: dare? You: A wild Abra appeared! Stranger: i choose you arbok! Stranger: magic on grass? Stranger: don't think so punk! You: Abra used teleport! You: it failed! Stranger: arbok, use stun Stranger: it worked. Stranger: Abra is paralyzed You: Abra is confused You: he hit himself in is own confusion You: 25/40 hp Stranger: we can do this arbok Stranger: arbok uses snake piss! Stranger: it failed. You: Abra is confused You: he hit himself in is own confusion You: it's a critical hit! 10/40 hp Stranger: Capture Stranger: Super PokeBall You: Stranger use Super PokeBall You: . You: . You: . You: it failed! You: Abra recover from confusion Stranger: all that money for this lame ass ball You: Abra use teleport You: Abra fled Stranger: dammit. so close Stranger: WIN You have disconnected.

Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: hey You: sup? Stranger: not much you? You: nothing, just talked to someone on here for a freaking hour or more You: it was intense Stranger: ha thats always funn You: yeah. You: so you got a name i can call you? You: stranga Stranger: itss megan. Stranger: and you? You: cool You: mike You: 16, you? Stranger: same heree Stranger: from? You: nice, fl Stranger: hah my grandparents live there :P Stranger: i unfortunately live in illinois You: where about do you know? You: oh, dang! You: ive only been there once You: my aunt used to live there. Stranger: im not sure what city but they live in some retirement community called the villages You: OH You: dang thats really popular. my girlfiend would know, haha. she's been there before. You: i want to say some weird indian name, i dont know.. Stranger: yeah its a pretty big hot spot for old people You: hahah yeah for sure. probably naples. thats where all of the old people and wealthy live. Stranger: lol maybeee Stranger: never have been good with city names You: hahah, yeah me neither You: that place is about 1 hour away from me. because orlando is 2 hours. and its half the distance. You: my aunt lived in bloomington, IL You: or soemthign like that. Stranger: yeah i have heard of that Stranger: its like 3 hours from me You: 3 hours of corn and flat land. hahah, thats what i remember You: and the 16 mile drive. You: hahah ile You: Mile, i meant hour. Stranger: yeaaah Stranger: prettty lame You: boring as hell. You: [b]Abra used teleport![/b] Stranger: true true You have disconnected. [editline]01:07AM[/editline] [quote=RE4 Dialogue]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: guy seeking girl with web cam to cam together You: Got a lotta good things on sale strangah You: what are yah buyin? Stranger: the striker Stranger: and roit gun You: ahhh, what are ya sellin? Stranger: maybe the matilda You: ahhh, i'll buy that at a high price stranga Stranger: this sweet butterfly lamp You: ahh ehehehehe. Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] YES. Sorry it's a bit off topic.

Haha. [QUOTE] You: Mongoose. Stranger: when a guy climbs on bed with you and finds a dick down there wats right with that? Stranger: I see? You: A wild abra appears! You: Catch it! Stranger: POKEBALL You: It teleported sorry. Stranger: /pokeball Stranger: FUCK OYU Stranger: FUCK You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE] You: A wild abra appears. Stranger: I am a Chinese girl You: Catch it! You: Abra uses teleport. You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE] Stranger: hi You: lolque? Stranger: yes You: YESH! You: Sooooooooooooooooooooooo You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS! You: WILL YOU CATCH IT!? Stranger: yes i think You: NOOO! IT TELEPORTED! You have disconnected. [/QUOTE] [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE] Stranger: girl with nude pics? You: Yeah, that's right. You: I'm a girl, so I decided to take nude pictures on myself to post to strangers on Omegle. You: Are you insane? You: Sorry, I'm gonna have to kill you. You have disconnected. [/QUOTE]

Stranger: ALIYA!? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wtf? I didn't have enough time to type it. [editline].[/editline] You: A wild Abra appears Stranger: if it bleeds, we can kill it You: Abra uses phsycic Stranger: swarzenegger uses m60 You: abra used teleport You: abra has fled You have disconnected.

Offtopic, but: [QUOTE] Stranger: I found panties in your pocket, they weren't mine, explain. You: Aye, they were your moms. You have disconnected. [/QUOTE]

Stranger: i am jane zhu You: Nobody gets that damn reference. You: You people are all uncultured swine, you know that? You: So then, "Jane" You: The fuck you from? Stranger: fuck u Stranger: from ch You: CH? Stranger: andu You: The fuck is a CH You: You got no god damned vowels up in there Stranger: get out ..the fuck man

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: a wild abra appears Stranger: asl? You: abra uses teleport. Stranger: i die Stranger: im dead You: hahaha Stranger: jk i survived You: choose someone? Stranger: why?? You: because abra said so. Stranger: haha whats funny is idk what the hell ur tlkin bout You: pokemon my good friend. You: abra kills you. You have disconnected.