Under my nose, but above/on my mouth - facing out.
On my knee.
Forehead. Of my head. On my shoulders. To stop perversion.
On my chin.
Now on the T and the shift key.
Now the space bar and the a s d f keys.
Holding my shirt so I can clean my glasses.
It was brushing hair out of my eyes.
Then it was on my knee.
And now it's on the a s d f keys.
Holding my Xbox 360 control why I look GTA cheats up
It was scratching my leg.
Still my dick
On my coat, for some reason...
Hanging off my left arm. I'm a necromancer what did you expect. My head's held on with gaffa tape. Seriously though, my uncles is still stuck in the combine harvester he was servacing. the rest of his arm is not attached to it.
Between my legs.
Where the sun don't shine.
Still between my legs...
I wanna say 'around my cock' but that's too predictable...
Around my testes! Braiding mah pubes.
On my knee... rubbing it, all sensual. Gives me orgasms.
On my keyboard typing
In my mouth. I was biting it :x
My left hand got blown off in Vietnam. I'm presuming it's buried in a jungle somewhere.
In my nostril.
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All the way.
On the f,d,s, and a keys on this keyboard on my laptop.
At my keyboard.
Holding my water bottle.
On my iPod touch :D
My penis.
The mouse pad. :D
All the way up my ass, where I keep my wallet and various small creatures.
Which roughly translates to, "On my right knee." But that's not as fascinating.
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