• Fictional Characters You Hate
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Good thing that I blew you into the water, you fucking piece of shit. [img]http://www.ireddead.com/img/content/640x0/398.jpg[/img]
[IMG]http://uppix.net/e/9/3/0cecc460046ec3486ac66c858c327.jpg[/IMG] Oh you little bitch.
[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLjrylMqIXJdg5VpIRSJlelNIWXGuy2EbZ9zAdoG5_TIeKqa9q2A[/IMG] [B]Bella Swan[/B] I'm suprised no one posted HER yet, I mean, she constantly throws herself in the face of danger in New Moon just to see hallucinations of Edward, she makes a pointless love triangle, her character is kinda bland, and all the conflicts stem from HER.
[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;40557132]guys [t]https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1FgDuvoLRCUPX0WJJmJsq9bHp8tv7p5PMlOtSgFKms89Gyz4J[/t] guys where the fuck is he shit shit shit help im low on health SHIT HES REVVING UP GUYS HELP NO NO PLEASE NO NOOOOOOO[/QUOTE] Use any perk that gives you speed boost. He'll never catch you. Unless the spectators being dicks and open a voting panel while you're running away from it. Happened to me once in the Labs.
[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;40557458][IMG]http://uppix.net/e/9/3/0cecc460046ec3486ac66c858c327.jpg[/IMG] Oh you little bitch.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6gLxdwoEGc[/media]
[QUOTE=The mouse;40550108]This fucking cunt. [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvcubSjcY1qcka79.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't remember him having a beard in House, so I assume that's from something else?
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdaolcK4k1rp6d85o1_1349352060_cover.jpg[/img] fuck off moira also pretty much every character in Skyrim, considering how bad they all are
[img]http://images.wikia.com/fear/images/f/fe/180px-Harlan-Wade.jpg[/img] This motherfucker and... [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070802124352/gtawiki/images/8/8c/EddiePulaski-GTASA.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=relinquish;40558487] [img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070802124352/gtawiki/images/8/8c/EddiePulaski-GTASA.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Man, Voldemort really let himself go.
[img]http://www.manylaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/trahearne.jpg[/img] self appointed and largely undeserved leader of the union of the three most powerful organizations in the world puts you as his second in command even though every single one of his achievements was achieved by you when all he's doing is lying half dead on the ground any time anything remotely hostile comes about only superpower is his monotone voice, capable of boring the undead back to death [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU9H7zaD6zs[/media]
[QUOTE=Yellowamoeba;40557345]Superman. Seriously he's the most boring fucking superhero ever conceived. Why the hell are there so many movies about him?![/QUOTE] Most of his movies (six including Man of Steel) were made during the peaks of his popularity which he dominated for many years before the late 80s and then 90s. Considering how much of a money-maker the first Donner film was and the sequel (Superman II) that was already planned and filmed, it's no wonder people wanted to get more money off the success of the Donner Superman. Since that, there was Superman Returns which was released in 2006 and Man of Steel that's coming out this year. Between Superman IV: The Quest for Peace and Superman Returns, there was a freakin 19-years hiatus. Between Returns and Man of Steel there has been a 7 year hiatus. The character certainly isn't pushing out theatrical films a lot compared to the superheroes of today/post 2000s. DC likes making stuff about him because he's the quintessential comic book Superhero. A lot of great stuff came out of the character and good things are explored in his mythos. What helps is that the character essentially became some sort of tulpa. I personally find him fascinating and inspirational.
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[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jybopGfO1qzz0iu.jpg[/IMG] You smug cuntface.
[QUOTE=StoneRabbit;40557458][IMG]http://uppix.net/e/9/3/0cecc460046ec3486ac66c858c327.jpg[/IMG] Oh you little bitch.[/QUOTE] I hear that ALL THE TIME, but am I the only one who never had any problems whatsoever with the escort in re4? On two playthroughs she only died once. All I did was playing a little in the hands of the AI so she'd always be taking cover behind leos back [QUOTE=Doodle313;40559262][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CBo5zGkCB5o/Tys5WCSYhcI/AAAAAAAAAXY/Cw0CKyebGZ8/s1600/angry+God.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Has anyone ever READ the old testament? It's literally "DURR I don't like what you said/did/thought so I'll kill/burn/maul you/your family/your children/your entire fucking people. Also worship me cuz I'm a p cool guy actually"
[QUOTE=Lolkork;40546919]To back up my first statement (Warning heavy spoilers): [video=youtube;AbIl7du-Lps]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIl7du-Lps[/video] I just went like: [I]No adam stop it adam she's evil don't stand there like a fucking idiot[/I]. It's such a contrast to how you are supposed to play the game.[/QUOTE] And your fucking girlfriend Megan Reed, who's your girlfriend, you tried to rescue her, and she end up being a dick. [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110821022635/deusex/en/images/c/c7/Megan_Reed2.png[/img]
[QUOTE=mixshifter;40557417][img]http://media-mcw.cursecdn.com/thumb/0/0a/Creeper.png/150px-Creeper.png[/img] Literally the worst kind of enemy.[/QUOTE] I'm starting to understand why people hate this thing. I play with my sister, she builds shit and I mine and kill things. We've had so many suprise fuck ups. My sister has become paranoid and I have to go out and kill skeleton archers for their arrows. Thank goodness I have a gift of predicting artillery-like projectiles.
[t]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121127102336/callofduty/images/6/6c/Raul_Video_BOII.png[/t] This guy. Although he had something very fucking badass about him. By the way, I suggest you give Blops 2 a play.
[t]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loxc30XTSY1qjqpqoo1_250.png[/t] Stop calling me to go bowling! I want to spend time with myself!!!
[img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b8/Heavy_card_back.jpg[/img] Dont get me wrong. EDIT: My hate on him have nothing to do with gameplay of tf2.
[QUOTE=prop_physic;40559951][img]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b8/Heavy_card_back.jpg[/img] Don't get me wrong.[/QUOTE] I don't have such a problem with him. But: [T]http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/screenshots/tf2/tf2_meet_the_scout_01.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;40559018]Most of his movies (six including Man of Steel) were made during the peaks of his popularity which he dominated for many years before the late 80s and then 90s. Considering how much of a money-maker the first Donner film was and the sequel (Superman II) that was already planned and filmed, it's no wonder people wanted to get more money off the success of the Donner Superman. Since that, there was Superman Returns which was released in 2006 and Man of Steel that's coming out this year. Between Superman IV: The Quest for Peace and Superman Returns, there was a freakin 19-years hiatus. Between Returns and Man of Steel there has been a 7 year hiatus. The character certainly isn't pushing out theatrical films a lot compared to the superheroes of today/post 2000s. DC likes making stuff about him because he's the quintessential comic book Superhero. A lot of great stuff came out of the character and good things are explored in his mythos. What helps is that the character essentially became some sort of tulpa. I personally find him fascinating and inspirational.[/QUOTE] super strong flying man with laser eyes
[IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aSyRaeI1hac/UEeGwF1uwbI/AAAAAAAAACw/z7sjXzyOCDQ/s1600/irreversible_l1.jpg[/IMG] If you've seen Irreversible, then you'd understand my disgust towards the man on the right.
[QUOTE=proch;40560251]super strong flying man with laser eyes[/QUOTE] lets not forget super breath, freeze breath, super brain, super ventriloquism, super vibration, super speed, super vision and invisible fields (actually it's heat vision although it's commonly seen as 'laser vision' since red beams look cool)
[IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c2/Spr_DP_Fisherman.png[/IMG] + [IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG][IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG][IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG][IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG][IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG][IMG]http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/80/Spr_3f_129.png[/IMG] fuck that guy, there's one in every game
[QUOTE=kimchimafia;40560305]lets not forget super breath, freeze breath, super brain, super ventriloquism, super vibration, super speed, super vision and invisible fields (actually it's heat vision although it's commonly seen as 'laser vision' since red beams look cool)[/QUOTE] That's the point though. I mean I don't hate superman or anything, but I never found him interesting because it seems like he's a tabletop rpg character a nine year old would make up.
[img]http://gameswalls.com/wallpapers/d/driver-3/tanner-1.jpg[/img] This hole fucking game and every character in it! And what do you get for beating the game the worst fucking ending next to Mass Effect 3.
[QUOTE=proch;40560363]That's the point though. I mean I don't hate superman or anything, but I never found him interesting because it seems like he's a tabletop rpg character a nine year old would make up.[/QUOTE] Well he is called 'Super'man. DC powered him like crazy after the late golden age when a bunch of other superheroes started coming in like Captain Marvel. They didn't want people to think Superman as not so super when a new superhero was more super than he was. He's got a bunch of powers sure but they've fluctuated over the years and many are thrown out or used again after a big hiatus. Good writers create interesting scenarios where he struggles a lot. Bad and/or simplistic writers just tone him down a lot and/or have him fight someone who's stronger and resort to things where the story focuses on fighting. He's not the strongest character ever. There's a bunch of characters out there that have more powers than Superman. Superman's interesting because it's a weird blend between someone's a god and a man. What does he think himself to be? How does he view the world and himself? What makes him human even if he's a super alien man? Why does he do the things that he does? He's kinda like a god who wants to become a man. The varying interpretations of the character over the years are also interesting. His powers were never to be taken too literally anyway. He's just super in every physical way. Kinda like a mythical hero. The interesting stuff comes from the 'man' part from his name. Super just spices up the action and adventures.
[IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111015073128/haruhi/images/1/1f/MikuruAsahinaScared.png[/IMG] This bitch. Her voice is obnoxious in both the original and english dub and she is a walking moe stereotype (that's even aknowledged in the damn series).
[QUOTE=Impulse101;40560279][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aSyRaeI1hac/UEeGwF1uwbI/AAAAAAAAACw/z7sjXzyOCDQ/s1600/irreversible_l1.jpg[/IMG] If you've seen Irreversible, then you'd understand my disgust towards the man on the right.[/QUOTE] Oh god... It's that movie our class had to watch in the first week of film school and [i]everybody[/i] fucking walked out, one girl threw up, and another left and never came back.
[QUOTE=H4ngman;40559439]Has anyone ever READ the old testament? It's literally "DURR I don't like what you said/did/thought so I'll kill/burn/maul you/your family/your children/your entire fucking people. Also worship me cuz I'm a p cool guy actually"[/QUOTE] I'm not one of those atheists that actively goes out of his way to disprove a God, but it gets annoying when there's Christians who actively go out of their way to try and prove me wrong. But holy shit, it's like the first and new testament were written by two different groups of authors, first testament everyone listens to him out of fear then he's like " hey guize I'm really nice, here's my son who I'm going to put in a clearly underdeveloped part of the world to be the savior of that way no actually decent records of his existence can be kept and details about him can be misconstrued to fit whatever purpose!!! "
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